# My very first MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [September 14, 2020, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-mmp/920540 "2020-09-14T04:00:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 175
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2020, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-mmp/920540/175 "2020-09-17T18:06:18Z")
> [@overlyverbose](#): > > I thought that millipedes were my kryptonite in terms of that crawly, grossed-out feeling, but now I’ve got another and it’s eating mom’s plant. Boy, do we have the thread for you! > [@What creepy crawlies squick you out most?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-creepy-crawlies-squick-you-out-most/919656): > > Bugs, arachnids, insects, crustaceans of any kind, soft bodied critters such as some kind of worm? For me it’s earwigs. Really, what the ever-lovin eff are these things good for? I suppose if I had chickens, they might supply some small bit of protein now and then, but other than that, what use are they? They squick me right the hell out, that’s what. (For those who can’t tell, a squick is the direct polar opposite of a sqee) Anyway, nasty, hiding under stuff, clanning up in large groups, … If you or your mom know anyone with chickens, you also know someone who should be grateful to take the hornworms off your hands (assuming no pesticide spray) or as a long shot, anyone with a pet bearded dragon. Hornworms are a favorite treat for chickens and bearded dragons. Probably other critters, too. Speaking of mothers, mine is throwing a fit - from thousands of miles away - that I got a cat. Wander over to the mini-rants for {_Paul Harvey voice_} the rest of the story { _/ P.H. voice_} because imma use bad words probably. Woman done lost her mind. But gimme a few. It’s a pretty day, and I may need to simply wander off from my phone awhile. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-very-first-mmp/920540)._