# My wedding: Bringing Acoholics, Morons and Whores together **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701 "2004-07-18T19:10:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/61 "2004-07-19T23:56:51Z")
> [@Stuffy](#): > > Well the reason for Tennessee is that I was stopping to visit some favorite cousins for dinner on the way to Asheville, NC. We also stopped for breakfast on the way back home. **Stuffy** , don’t take this the wrong way, but if you _ **ever bring these people to Tennessee…!!!** _ :mad: :mad: :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Stuffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@Stuffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuffy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/62 "2004-07-19T23:58:56Z")
> [@Marvel](#): > > FIRE?!?! > > What FIRE? > > What ELSE has happened to you, you poor, poor soul? > > Don’t tell me locusts, frogs and a blood red river were involved, as well… > > Patty Last September, our apartment caught fire. We all got out fine, and are back in the restored apartment. Sorry, no funny story to go along with it, at least it wasn’t our fault. For everyobody offering beer, let me know when you’re in town, regretfully I’ll have to leave my family at home 😃 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/63 "2004-07-20T00:00:04Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > **Stuffy** , don’t take this the wrong way, but if you _ **ever bring these people to Tennessee…!!!** _ :mad: :mad: :smack: :smack: Good lord…it’s Tennessee! I thought you already had more than enough folks like that! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/64 "2004-07-20T01:51:40Z")
I feel blessed. None of my relatives drink or have done time. ---
**Author:** ![633squadron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/ee59a6/32.png) [@633squadron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/633squadron)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/65 "2004-07-20T02:08:50Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > Man, I miss Reno. _WHAT!_ Oh boy don’t start me about Reno, man! I was ticketed there for doing 35 mph in a 15 mph zone on **New Year’s Night** when I could have been going 450 mph and not hit anyone. The wonderful municipality of Reno, NV was going to fine me $250! I actually took the time to _drive from SF Bay Area to Reno_ to fight this, and got it reduced to $75. If anyone is interested in Reno, the wonderful city, I suggest they go down to the Reno Municipal Court. That part of the megalopolis is a real garden spot. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/66 "2004-07-20T04:19:21Z")
Eh, it [could have been worse.](http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20040719.wxweddning19/BNStory/National/) (Although I doubt it could have been related in a more amusing fashion.) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/67 "2004-07-20T13:33:02Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > For some reason, I feel like I can really relate to this! I am not inviting ANY of my extended family to my wedding - no matter how much my fiance may beg. And if she insists, I’m showing her this thread and mine!! I think we could make A LOT of money by bringing **Stuffy** and **Bear\_Nenno** ’s families together in a reality TV type situation. Think _Jerry Springer_ on steroids. One week they could all go to a nice restaurant together. The next week maybe a hunting trip :o ! After that the obligatory _COPS_ episode. This is a money making machine just waiting to happen. If too many members of one family are killed or convicted we can have guest family appearances from other Doper families. Whaddya say? ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/68 "2004-07-20T14:59:20Z")
Stuffy, I gotta say that was one of the most halarious and best written stories I’ve read here, thanks for sharing! ---
**Author:** ![liirogue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dbc845/32.png) [@liirogue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/liirogue)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2004, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701/69 "2004-07-20T20:54:23Z")
I second the request for pictures! I hafta know what these crazy people look like! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wedding-bringing-acoholics-morons-and-whores-together/255701.md?page=3)