# My wife "jokes" that she has a penis **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2013, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618 "2013-08-19T05:31:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Barking\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Barking\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barking_Dog)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/81 "2013-08-21T01:45:30Z")
It’s not funny because it’s not a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/82 "2013-08-21T01:53:47Z")
But what about the cat suit? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/83 "2013-08-21T02:29:24Z")
> [@JohnClay](#): > > Because it’s not funny. I hear you. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/84 "2013-08-21T03:26:24Z")
> [@JohnClay](#): > > Because it’s not funny. Considering that it has given rise (_snert_) to a thriving, smirk-laden thread, the comment is quite obviously not devoid of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/85 "2013-08-21T03:40:45Z")
So she’s gagging him with her penis joke. ---
**Author:** ![Asympotically\_fat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Asympotically\_fat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asympotically_fat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/86 "2013-08-21T03:46:55Z")
> [@Mighty\_Girl](#): > > I see what you did there. Well thanks for letting me know ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/87 "2013-08-21T03:51:21Z")
> [@JohnClay](#): > > Because it’s not funny. I was thinking more the ironic “it’s not a joke” reading myself… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/88 "2013-08-21T06:55:07Z")
> [@JohnClay](#): > > Because it’s not funny. Because it’s real. ---
**Author:** ![AaronX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7bcc69/32.png) [@AaronX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AaronX)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/89 "2013-08-21T17:00:57Z")
Well you’d better check what she’s hiding behind that poker face. This may turn out to be a bad romance. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618/90 "2013-08-21T17:55:52Z")
> [@AaronX](#): > > Well you’d better check what she’s hiding behind that poker face. This may turn out to be a bad romance. She could havwe been born this way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-jokes-that-she-has-a-penis/666618.md?page=4)