# My wife stopped me after a couple minutes of sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 26, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271 "2014-05-26T07:27:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/1 "2014-05-26T07:27:44Z")
Warning: this thread is about explicit sexy time / intercourse details… As usual my wife got me to turn the lights out. Then she used her hand and mouth to get me going. It is unusual for me to take a couple of minutes for penetration but tonight I did. She compained a few times that her legs were getting sore then I had to stop. (but she also was saying sometimes that it felt good) I started to finish myself off but then she got involved and I came on her hand/s. She asked me to get some toilet paper. Recently she was saying how doesn’t need foreplay and I am glad that is the case. It is me that needs foreplay I guess (getting myself started). ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/2 "2014-05-26T07:41:20Z")
Jesus Motherfucking Christ. Stop. Just… stop. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/3 "2014-05-26T07:43:48Z")
I think thats what she said. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/4 "2014-05-26T07:57:51Z")
**John** you lovable goof! LOL. That said, you should probably take a break for a while. Just a friendly suggestion. I would hate for the MODs to slap you with the **Diamon02** rule, wherein you can only start one thread a week. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/5 "2014-05-26T08:03:35Z")
I take it that you have had a few recent interactions with a Mr Johnny Walker? ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/6 "2014-05-26T08:09:18Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > I take it that you have had a few recent interactions with a Mr Johnny Walker? No I usually avoid alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/7 "2014-05-26T09:01:30Z")
You should return to that practice. ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/8 "2014-05-26T09:07:25Z")
I think it is a waste of money though. And I could lose my inhibitions, etc, by stopping my medication. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/9 "2014-05-26T09:08:37Z")
> [@JohnClay](#): > > I think it is a waste of money though. And I could lose my inhibitions, etc, by stopping my medication. This is you inhibited, is it? ---
**Author:** ![bengangmo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@bengangmo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bengangmo)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/10 "2014-05-26T09:10:08Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > This is you inhibited, is it? I think it’s a double inhibition - his inhibitions are inhibited? ---
**Author:** ![JohnClay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@JohnClay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnClay)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/11 "2014-05-26T09:14:27Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > This is you inhibited, is it? Yep I didn’t use any naughty words. I didn’t say anything that explicit compared to what they say in some comedy movies. I tried not to disrespect my wife too much… ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/12 "2014-05-26T09:25:58Z")
I’m closing this thread because it seems apparent that it’s a topic just to see what kind of reactions you’ll get. We have a name for posters like that here and it happens to be against the rules. If this is not your intent, then perhaps you may need to take a step back and think about your topic-posting history and dial it back a bit. Please think before you start another topic or else they may be closed as well if they are of this nature. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-wife-stopped-me-after-a-couple-minutes-of-sex/689271/13 "2014-05-26T14:22:46Z")
To expand on what **Idle Thoughts** said, from our [rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7696990#post7696990): > [@](#): > > Sex: The medical approach is OK, the Penthouse approach is not.