# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/221 "2009-05-12T00:28:39Z")
WTF? Defeat at the hands of a chick armed only with a [leek](http://oslosotragoth.mybrute.com/fight/172819128)? šŸ˜• ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/222 "2009-05-12T00:46:09Z")
[Pops Tickle beats TomLandry](http://tomlandry.mybrute.com/fight/172904813) Good fight though ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/223 "2009-05-12T00:53:56Z")
[Bearflag70 beats Pops Tickle](http://bearflag70.mybrute.com/fight/172934452) ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/224 "2009-05-12T00:56:05Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Victory over [StabbyCat](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/172397466). Cruel defeat at the hands of [SweetumsII](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/172620498) and [Slap Chop Guy](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/172630081). Hey! :mad: _gets to knife sharpening_ ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/225 "2009-05-12T00:57:15Z")
[Lady Fightypants (7) demolishes Bearflag70 (6)](http://bearflag70.mybrute.com/fight/172946091) Why he didnā€™t pull his club, I donā€™t know. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/226 "2009-05-12T01:08:51Z")
Add mine to the Doper mix, I have some weird combination of average weaponry and an inability to choose the right one at the right time. Seriously, I always throw the net followed by a star. Woohoo, a star. [Mullinator](http://mullinator.mybrute.com) ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/227 "2009-05-12T01:09:17Z")
> [@Tabby\_Cat](#): > > Hey! :mad: > > _gets to knife sharpening_ You might wanna sharpen a bit faster. [Queen Califia out-stabs StabbyCat](http://queen-califia.mybrute.com/fight/172987979) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/228 "2009-05-12T01:46:09Z")
I was a tiny bit disappointed with my brute. I donā€™t seem to be getting the really primo bonuses when I gain levels. Heā€™s got pretty good strength, a club and a sword, plus Herculean Strength and the Net. If all of those things work right together, itā€™s not bad; throw the net and then bash somebody with the club and itā€™s good for about 50 points of damage. But, I only created one brute, so Iā€™ll stick with him. And I knew I was just one fight away from level 6 today. So I fought, and went up a level. I got a freakinā€™ knife. ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/229 "2009-05-12T01:54:37Z")
[Could be worse.](http://borked.mybrute.com/cellule) Thatā€™s my first guy. Note the level. Note the number of victories. Note the complete lack of weapons. He only just got the strength increase, being forced to get through his first 4 levels with a strength of 2 and no weapons. He [tries](http://borked.mybrute.com/fight/173091284), bless his heart, but heā€™s way out of his league in the pits. Maybe _someday_, heā€™ll get a weaponā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/230 "2009-05-12T06:03:53Z")
> [@Mullinator](#): > > Add mine to the Doper mix, I have some weird combination of average weaponry and an inability to choose the right one at the right time. Seriously, I always throw the net followed by a star. Woohoo, a star. > > [Mullinator](http://mullinator.mybrute.com) Donā€™t knock the throwing stars. They saved my ass in [this awesome come from behind fight.](http://the-fixx.mybrute.com/fight/173328256) ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/231 "2009-05-12T06:16:33Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > [The Rematch](http://white-duke.mybrute.com/fight/172819715) > > My advantage seems to be due to the Impact trait (knocking your club away) and about 35 more HP Man, that Impact is a killer. He needs to learn him some Martial Arts and forgo the need for primitive weapons altogether. Honestly, what has he been _doing_ in that dojo all this time? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/232 "2009-05-12T18:17:38Z")
**Okay guys, if you have any brutes between the levels of 6 and 9, listen up!!!** If you want easy wins and still get the full 2XP per win, fight the following brutes: 4ul3 (Hereafter referred to as Easy Brute 1) ebur akatsui EB1 has no abilities, no pets and only two weapons and theyā€™re nothing that threatening. So in theory he can beat your characters, but he wonā€™t. I can almost guarantee it. My four characters that have been fighting him daily have only two losses among them all. His [cell](http://4ul3.mybrute.com/cellule) reveals a 1-6 record currently. EB2 has no weapons and no pets. He has some abilities, but theyā€™re inconsequential. If you visit his [cell](http://ebur.mybrute.com/cellule), as of right now, he has 7 losses. EB3 is the most threatening of the three. He has a dog, a few decent weapons and the ability of Extra Thick Skin. My four characters still destroyed him though. He has no other abilities and ETS only seems to matter when it comes to hand-to-hand combat. His [cell](http://akatsui.mybrute.com/cellule) also reveals a 1-6 record. If you check it right now, his only win is EB1! Fight these three characters with decent brutes and youā€™ll go 3-0 for the day. I did this with four brutes for a record of 12-0. None of my four brutes lost to these guys and theyā€™re not the most impressive of characters. ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/233 "2009-05-13T06:36:28Z")
Wanna see a great [Girl Fight](http://sallie.mybrute.com/fight/174068742)? This one has everything. Slapping, stabbing, stealing, whips, bombs. The whole shebang. I am Sallie. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/234 "2009-05-13T07:35:10Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > **Okay guys, if you have any brutes between the levels of 6 and 9, listen up!!!** > > If you want easy wins and still get the full 2XP per win, fight the following brutes: > > 4ul3 (Hereafter referred to as Easy Brute 1) > ebur > akatsui Got any more [bright](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com/fight/178826549) [ideas](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com/fight/178835662)? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/235 "2009-05-13T07:51:01Z")
> [@GreedySmurf](#): > > **Teeming Millions** it is. > > [Hereā€™s the Link](http://mybrute.com/team/8937) but how? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/236 "2009-05-13T11:32:02Z")
Yeah, I submitted my Lady for consideration into the clan, but still I remain clan-less. Itā€™s 'cause Iā€™m not pretty enough isnā€™t it? I blame the magazines for creating unrealistic expectations for our young Brutes. Hereā€™s a freebie win for those of you in the 3-6 level range. Fight **el cs.** Heā€™s a level 4 with nothing noteworthy going for him except a masochistic desire for a beating. Beat away, young Brutes. Beat away. Waitā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/237 "2009-05-13T11:34:19Z")
> [@fifty-six](#): > > Wanna see a great [Girl Fight](http://sallie.mybrute.com/fight/174068742)? > > This one has everything. Slapping, stabbing, stealing, whips, bombs. The whole shebang. > > I am Sallie. Apparently your definition of great girl fight differs from mine. You want stealing and bombs, I want shirt-ripping and chocolate pudding. Still, for what it was, that was indeed a pretty good battle. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/238 "2009-05-13T18:58:57Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Got any more [bright](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com/fight/178826549) [ideas](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com/fight/178835662)? You lost to ebur? Wow. Seriously though, over the long run, I would hope you beat him more often than not. Because he has no weapons fer cryinā€™ out loud! And I told you akatsui has the potential to beat people. Sorry. ā˜¹ I do have some more bright ideas though. šŸ˜› LV7: [chisletip](http://chisletip.mybrute.com/cellule). One weapon, no pets, mostly irrelevant abilities. Cell shows his current record as being 0-7. LV8: [death star](http://death-star.mybrute.com/cellule). Two weapons, no pets, one worthless ability. 0-7 is also his record. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/239 "2009-05-13T18:59:29Z")
Glorious victory against [ricosdmb](http://oslovisigoth.mybrute.com/fight/181741309) (WTF? Coffee mug as weapon?), [jsor](http://oslovisigoth.mybrute.com/fight/181734274), [Eduardo N](http://oslovisigoth.mybrute.com/fight/181722020), [borked](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181691162) (Yay! I got the Cry of the Damned), [Mullinator](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181703492), and [Lady FightyThong](http://oslosotragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181787448). Painful losses to [Joel Otto](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181711191), [zembo](http://oslonotragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181758040), [RoboMoose Jr](http://oslonotragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181765867), [(twice)](http://oslosotragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181782116), and [zembo](http://oslosotragoth.mybrute.com/fight/181774586). What the hell is the levitation thing? ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/240 "2009-05-13T19:02:59Z")
p.s. All of my Clan-joining requests are ā€œpendingā€. Does that mean \*\*GreedySmurf \*\*has to approve us? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=13)