# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/261 "2009-05-15T13:36:00Z")
My guy has no wolf or bear - but he does have _three_ puppies. [http://malthuslanguish.mybrute.com/](http://malthuslanguish.mybrute.com/) I find them very useful - for one, a competing brute may unleash a super-duper killer attack, and blast - one of the puppies instead of my brute. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/262 "2009-05-15T17:52:34Z")
How does one get the cool stuff? The most exotic things I have so far are a femur and a flail. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/263 "2009-05-15T18:47:55Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > My guy has no wolf or bear - but he does have _three_ puppies. > > [http://malthuslanguish.mybrute.com/](http://malthuslanguish.mybrute.com/) > > I find them very useful - for one, a competing brute may unleash a super-duper killer attack, and blast - one of the puppies instead of my brute. šŸ˜ƒ That is bad ass! Iā€™ve only seen as high as two. > [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > How does one get the cool stuff? Luck. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/264 "2009-05-15T18:55:18Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > That is bad ass! Iā€™ve only seen as high as two. Now I want a wolf and a bear. To complete the set. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/265 "2009-05-15T19:15:07Z")
Why does _everybody_ have that damn caveman club except me? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/266 "2009-05-15T21:19:42Z")
Want mine (with as little of sexual innuendo as possible \>\_\< )? That damn thing allowed 4ul3 to beat one of my characters today because 4ul3 would dodge it just when the critical hits needed to be made. I sung itā€™s praises in the first few pages of this thread, but usually it had done well for me. Not anymore. I hate when my brutes pull it out. If youā€™re going to whip out your extra large phallic symbol, shouldnā€™t you actually, you know, smack someone with it? Donā€™t just wave it around! Use it! Grrrr. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2009, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/267 "2009-05-15T22:03:42Z")
You can have my club when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Itā€™s the only thing Iā€™ve got that can do any real damage. If I can get in two good shots with the club, I usually win, if I donā€™t, I lose. At my last level up, I got a knife, which I think makes it even less likely to use a different weapon. I went one-out-of-three yesterday because Sweetums would just never whip out the club. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/268 "2009-05-16T00:54:01Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > You can have my club when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. Itā€™s the only thing Iā€™ve got that can do any real damage. If I can get in two good shots with the club, I usually win, if I donā€™t, I lose. At my last level up, I got a knife, which I think makes it even less likely to use a different weapon. I went one-out-of-three yesterday because Sweetums would just never whip out the club. Donā€™t knock the [knife](http://pops-tickle.mybrute.com/fight/193252366). Saved my arse here. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/269 "2009-05-16T01:01:25Z")
> [@Claptree](#): > > I gave your Hit Stickery a shot, **Spoonful**. [It went well.](http://robomoose.mybrute.com/fight/184634626) šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Miltonyz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Miltonyz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miltonyz)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/270 "2009-05-16T21:27:15Z")
My guy is creatively enough Miltonyz. Level 7 with 48 victories. I wouldnā€™t think so based on my stats but my guys pretty tough since hitting level 6 I rarely lose a fight. Got busted for 130+ damage by some chick with a mace though that hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/271 "2009-05-16T21:33:52Z")
ā€œYes, I know I have this weapon available, but Iā€™d like to try punching you for several rounds first.ā€ :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/272 "2009-05-17T00:12:02Z")
I donā€™t know why, but I felt particularly proud of winning [this](http://aishala.mybrute.com/fight/197994148) fight. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/273 "2009-05-17T12:03:15Z")
2 fricken health points for level? ohh thatā€™ll really be a battle changer :mad: [sub] Man I hate ā€œEndurance goes upā€ what a waste.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/274 "2009-05-17T13:05:42Z")
> [@Omi\_no\_Kami](#): > > I donā€™t know why, but I felt particularly proud of winning [this](http://aishala.mybrute.com/fight/197994148) fight. Anybody named ā€œUltimateW4RR10Rā€ deserves to get his ass kicked. Good job. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/275 "2009-05-17T20:18:45Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > 2 fricken health points for level? ohh thatā€™ll really be a battle changer :mad: > > [sub] Man I hate ā€œEndurance goes upā€ what a waste.[/sub] Appreciate it while it lasts. If GangRelatedā€™s endurance went up by two per level, heā€™d be in the 200s. He has actually _lost_ HP. He got Vitality early to put him in the 120s. He got all the way up to the 140s before losing a chunk to go down to the 130s, where he is and has been for a while now. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/276 "2009-05-17T20:30:59Z")
Damn! I thought this [fight](http://locovikingo.mybrute.com/fight/202263784)was going quite ok, but then she pulls up a friggin Sledgehammer! Iā€™ve never seen that one before ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/277 "2009-05-18T00:54:52Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > Damn! I thought this [fight](http://locovikingo.mybrute.com/fight/202263784)was going quite ok, but then she pulls up a friggin Sledgehammer! Iā€™ve never seen that one before ā˜¹ Is that a coffee cup? Was it explained to you? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/278 "2009-05-18T01:02:56Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Is that a coffee cup? Was it explained to you? Donā€™t bust his coffee cup! It gives him a certain ā€œjene se quaā€\* šŸ˜‰ And nope, he just got it at level 2 I believe. \*or however you spell that ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/279 "2009-05-18T02:23:18Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Appreciate it while it lasts. > > If GangRelatedā€™s endurance went up by two per level, heā€™d be in the 200s. He has actually _lost_ HP. He got Vitality early to put him in the 120s. He got all the way up to the 140s before losing a chunk to go down to the 130s, where he is and has been for a while now. If he lost hp then he got a wolf or bear(or maybe dog) and I will cry for you when my ballsack hits the bottom of the marianias trench ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/280 "2009-05-18T02:27:12Z")
> [@wolfman](#): > > If he lost hp then he got a wolf or bear(or maybe dog) and I will cry for you when my ballsack hits the bottom of the marianias trench Hey, it might have been a coincidence! You donā€™t know. šŸ˜› [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=15)