# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/281 "2009-05-18T17:13:02Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Anybody named “UltimateW4RR10R” deserves to get his ass kicked. Good job. Maybe. But, [this guy](http://iwillfuckyouupmf.mybrute.com/cellule)…definitely. Now, go get him. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/282 "2009-05-18T20:39:44Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Maybe. > > But, [this guy](http://iwillfuckyouupmf.mybrute.com/cellule)…definitely. > > Now, go get him. Keep an eye on that guy’s cell in the next few days. My four middle level characters are going to show him what it’s like to be on the receiving end of his name. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/283 "2009-05-18T21:57:44Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > “Yes, I know I have this weapon available, but I’d like to try punching you for several rounds first.” > > :rolleyes: > [@WormTheRed](#): > > Damn! I thought this [fight](http://locovikingo.mybrute.com/fight/202263784)was going quite ok, but then she pulls up a friggin Sledgehammer! I’ve never seen that one before ☹ One of my Brutes did that up until level 4 or 5, which was a damn pain. He had the sledgehammer, but he also had a knife, and he was apparently a fan of the small sharp thingy, and also losing. I think I went 2-7 over three days. Then he got the net. Now he’s [quite fun.](http://aid01.mybrute.com/fight/207501616) [Quite fun indeed.](http://aid01.mybrute.com/fight/200565882) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/284 "2009-05-19T05:32:53Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Maybe. > > But, [this guy](http://iwillfuckyouupmf.mybrute.com/cellule)…definitely. > > Now, go get him. Take that, [beeyatch](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com/fight/?d=iwillfuckyouupmf;k=bd756c028bb6). ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/285 "2009-05-19T06:28:19Z")
Sweet! [My first bear!](http://robogoose.mybrute.com/fight/208830249) Although my guy now only has 60hp, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/286 "2009-05-19T06:34:49Z")
Gah! Missed the edit. Got a [very nice fight](http://vinkelslip-mk4.mybrute.com/tf/19352334) in a tournament, and it shows the downside of the sledgehammer quite well. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/287 "2009-05-20T01:27:48Z")
My Brutes did not reset their 3 fights this afternoon. I played them this morning and they normally reset at about 4 or 5 pm Pacific. ---
**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/288 "2009-05-20T01:37:37Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > My Brutes did not reset their 3 fights this afternoon. I played them this morning and they normally reset at about 4 or 5 pm Pacific. Same problem here. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/289 "2009-05-20T06:24:26Z")
They’re reset now. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/290 "2009-05-20T09:46:27Z")
OK, I officially hate [the whip.](http://aid01.mybrute.com/tf/20795598) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/291 "2009-05-20T18:28:03Z")
My guy has a thoroughly inept understanding of how to use the net. As I view it, the net is best used to pin down an animal or to pin down the opponent and then demolish him with my strongest weapon (which will hopefully be a sledgehammer at some point). Unfortunately, I have yet to see the net used in any way other than pin down the opponent and then throw a star. Stars are nice, but a total waste in conjunction with the net. If you want to fight a somewhat stupid guy, go beat up on my brute, [Mullinator.](http://mullinator.mybrute.com) ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/292 "2009-05-20T21:14:50Z")
I…uh…googled epic mybrute battles just for S&Gs, and this [one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGDlPv0FY4U) achieved just that. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/293 "2009-05-20T21:53:14Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > I…uh…googled epic mybrute battles just for S&Gs, and this [one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGDlPv0FY4U) achieved just that. Enjoy! Obviously they’re playing, but I was curious so I looked the brutes up. Waide is level 11 and fairly normal, if a bit short on weapons. Fotum, on the other hand, is level 43 and has an utterly insane [930 hp](http://fotum.mybrute.com/cellule). I hadn’t seen over 250 before. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/294 "2009-05-20T22:18:47Z")
That wasn’t very epic, in my opinion. One of them couldn’t land a hit to save their life, literally, because the other one smashed her to death. Even if it took quite a few hits, for thousands upon thousands of damage per hit. Epic to me, would be any number of fights I’ve had where both brutes either toss all their weapons away or otherwise become completely disarmed and they’re just punching each other, hoping not to falter and let the opponent get two hits in a row. Those are the epic mybrute battles. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/295 "2009-05-20T22:27:20Z")
That was epic, as in…epically _funny_. Over the top epically _funny_. Embellished with sfx from Supernintendo games _funny_. Hammering each other for tens of thousands of damage, yet found the time to toss a bomb or two at each other for 17-19 points _funny_. Throwing a spear away to steal the other’s spear _funny_. Sabotaging each other’s arsenal _funny_. Tap, tap…Hello, is this thing on? Ok, so “epic” was the wrong word here. It was _entertaining_ though. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/296 "2009-05-20T22:27:26Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Epic to me, would be any number of fights I’ve had where both brutes either toss all their weapons away or otherwise become completely disarmed and they’re just punching each other,… You’d like my brute, then. I went one-for-three in battles yesterday. Did not manage a single hit with the club, my best weapon. In the last fight, he used _no weapons at all_! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/297 "2009-05-20T22:31:02Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > That was epic, as in…epically _funny_. Over the top epically _funny_. Embellished with sfx from Supernintendo games _funny_. Hammering each other for tens of thousands of damage, yet found the time to toss a bomb or two at each other for 17-19 points _funny_. Throwing a spear away to steal the other’s spear _funny_. Sabotaging each other’s arsenal _funny_. Tap, tap…Hello, is this thing on? > > Ok, so “epic” was the wrong word here. It was _entertaining_ though. Okay, entertaining is a more accurate description. The bomb was really disappointing. As soon as I saw it start to fly through the air I could not wait to see how much damage it was going to do. Then it hit and the numbers came up and I felt robbed. > [@Robot Arm](#): > > You’d like my brute, then. I went one-for-three in battles yesterday. Did not manage a single hit with the club, my best weapon. In the last fight, he used no weapons at all! It’s only epic if _both_ brutes become completely disarmed and end up just wailing on each other. Otherwise, it’s just sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/298 "2009-05-20T22:49:34Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > It’s only epic if _both_ brutes become completely disarmed and end up just wailing on each other. Otherwise, it’s just sad. ☹ I cry less if I think of it as “semi-epic”. ---
**Author:** ![Spurious\_George](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Spurious\_George](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spurious_George)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/299 "2009-05-20T23:53:33Z")
[Spurious George](http://spurious-george.mybrute.com/)is now level 5 and needs a master, as well as more opponents to decimate - he’s like 17-4! He loves his broadsword. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/300 "2009-05-21T00:54:36Z")
I find it very sad how my two brutes differ so much. LocoVikingo is just incredibly lousy ☹ He’s got like 10 losses and 1 win over the last couple of days… that’s just mean ☹ BloodNGoore, however, kicks ass! Mostly just with his stick which he uses like a real pro! I like him 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=16)