# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Scruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Scruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruff)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/301 "2009-05-21T05:37:29Z")
Crap! Today must be 1 for 3 day (sort of like watching the Seattle Mariners). Curse you guys for getting me addicted to this one šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/302 "2009-05-21T17:44:30Z")
Iā€™ve been picking fights with other guildies. Why fight strangers when you can beat up people you know? [This is my favorite one so far](http://pleonast.mybrute.com/fight/217631530), against One-D-Ten-T. I get several good slices with my axes, taking him down to about 10%. Then he wrestles it away from me and proceeds to chop me up with my own axe! He takes me down to 10% also. I punch him a couple times to bring him to a sliver of health and then he hurls the axes at me, finishing me off. Great fight! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/303 "2009-05-21T18:40:29Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > Iā€™ve been picking fights with other guildies. Why fight strangers when you can beat up people you know? > > [This is my favorite one so far](http://pleonast.mybrute.com/fight/217631530), against One-D-Ten-T. I get several good slices with my axes, taking him down to about 10%. Then he wrestles it away from me and proceeds to chop me up with my own axe! He takes me down to 10% also. I punch him a couple times to bring him to a sliver of health and then he hurls the axes at me, finishing me off. Great fight! I liked the one between me and you, where I knock your weapon out of your hands twice in a row and then your brute is like ā€œWell, screw it, Iā€™ll punch him and ignore this OTHER weapon!ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/304 "2009-05-21T20:15:28Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > [This is my favorite one so far](http://pleonast.mybrute.com/fight/217631530), against One-D-Ten-T. I get several good slices with my axes, taking him down to about 10%. Then he wrestles it away from me and proceeds to chop me up with my own axe! He takes me down to 10% also. I punch him a couple times to bring him to a sliver of health and then he hurls the axes at me, finishing me off. Great fight! You might like [this one](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com/fight/217685371). ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/305 "2009-05-21T20:41:57Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > [This is my favorite one so far](http://pleonast.mybrute.com/fight/217631530), against One-D-Ten-T. I get several good slices with my axes, taking him down to about 10%. Then he wrestles it away from me and proceeds to chop me up with my own axe! He takes me down to 10% also. I punch him a couple times to bring him to a sliver of health and then he hurls the axes at me, finishing me off. Great fight! VICTORY IS MINE! (I love my ā€œtake your weaponā€ weapon). ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/306 "2009-05-21T21:42:30Z")
Is everybody enrolling their Brutes in the clan? Last I checked, there were only 24. Perhaps \*\*Smurf \*\*is falling down on the job? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/307 "2009-05-21T22:01:45Z")
**Bearflag70** - you got your ass [handed to you](http://bloodngoore.mybrute.com/fight/?d=bearflag70;k=8be19492ed22) šŸ˜› And **Oslo** , who needs weapons when they have [fists of fury](http://bloodngoore.mybrute.com/fight/222190934) šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/308 "2009-05-21T22:18:07Z")
> [@WormTheRed](#): > > **Bearflag70** - you got your ass [handed to you](http://bloodngoore.mybrute.com/fight/?d=bearflag70;k=8be19492ed22) šŸ˜› That was pathetic. Hey batter batter batter ā€¦ SWING! ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/309 "2009-05-21T22:39:58Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Is everybody enrolling their Brutes in the clan? Last I checked, there were only 24. Perhaps \*\*Smurf \*\*is falling down on the job? Just applied with RoboMoose and Vinkelslip03. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/310 "2009-05-22T00:52:24Z")
Did they change the reset time or what? ---
**Author:** ![Scruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Scruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scruff)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/311 "2009-05-22T01:28:52Z")
So who owns the clan ā€œTeeming Millionsā€? I just applied (as **The Scruff** ) and the request is pending. Site says the ā€œcreatorā€ is null. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/312 "2009-05-22T06:25:10Z")
I believe they did, **Bearflag**. Donā€™t know when it is now. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/313 "2009-05-22T06:51:49Z")
Ah. [Bear is good.](http://robogoose.mybrute.com/fight/222870539) Though the low hp puts you in danger if someoneā€™s got the cry. Still [manageable](http://robogoose.mybrute.com/fight/222878522). Aaaand [three](http://robogoose.mybrute.com/fight/222889762) makes perfect. I love my bear. Heā€™s really cuddly when you donā€™t antagonize him. ---
**Author:** ![Dan\_Norder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4af34b/32.png) [@Dan\_Norder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dan_Norder)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/314 "2009-05-22T13:13:06Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > Is everybody enrolling their Brutes in the clan? I applied with ClamToe. Sheā€™s got next to no health but seems to be winning almost every fight, even with the not being smart enough to pull out the spear most of the time. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/315 "2009-05-22T18:25:02Z")
You want epic? [this](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/fight/225923668) was pretty close to being epic. We were each down to to just bashing with fists for a while. Then remembered we still had one weapon left. Idiots. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/316 "2009-05-23T01:55:35Z")
Dear Brute, Please stop voluntarily throwing away your best weapon in favor of some crappy weapon. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/317 "2009-05-23T02:13:27Z")
Gah. [One stinkinā€™ point](http://mullinator.mybrute.com) from moving up to level 8. I want my new toys! ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/318 "2009-05-23T15:02:13Z")
Throwing stars rock. What a comeback. [http://yoji101.mybrute.com/fight/230013608](http://yoji101.mybrute.com/fight/230013608) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/319 "2009-05-24T01:09:38Z")
I havenā€™t seen a fight end like [this](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com/fight/227397153) before. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2009, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/320 "2009-05-24T22:40:17Z")
[http://wolfman1393.mybrute.com/fight/236137536](http://wolfman1393.mybrute.com/fight/236137536) Wow, for not having much speed, I never expected to win a fight decisively with countershots, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=17)