# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/341 "2009-05-29T07:09:05Z")
> [@](#): > > More often than not there is some reason why I can’t play. You mean time-outs or what? I don’t know what the hell you guys are doing, but I’ve experienced almost no trouble in the least with loading pages in the last month or so. And yes I’ve been keeping track because yes it used to be pretty bad, but it’s not anymore. Though I guess it could be bad again and I wouldn’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/342 "2009-05-29T10:59:47Z")
[Hey Mullinator, stop hitting yourself](http://mullinator.mybrute.com/fight/?d=mullinator;k=a678a2e53c0d) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/343 "2009-05-29T13:27:57Z")
[Sulat](http://sulat.mybrute.com/) here. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/344 "2009-05-29T17:03:05Z")
> [@Mullinator](#): > > [Hey Mullinator, stop hitting yourself](http://mullinator.mybrute.com/fight/?d=mullinator;k=a678a2e53c0d) > **[Motion Twin](http://mullinator.mybrute.com/fight/256957919)** ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/345 "2009-05-29T20:02:19Z")
Sweet game! I just applied for clan membership under the name BluMunk. I’ve also got some other brutes: BluOg BluMewn BluBrains BluThundah ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/346 "2009-05-31T12:54:53Z")
[Not bad for a guy with no weapons.](http://sulat.mybrute.com/fight/?d=giolol;k=bfb46bf399ea) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/347 "2009-05-31T13:59:35Z")
Apparently I don’t know how to link fights. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/348 "2009-05-31T14:05:34Z")
**Lute** , mean like [this](http://sulat.mybrute.com/fight/266609340)? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/349 "2009-05-31T16:17:26Z")
Got it. [Not bad for a guy with no weapons.](http://sulat.mybrute.com/fight/266593480) ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/350 "2009-06-01T17:48:42Z")
It looks like they wiped all the recorded fights. My brute has been losing consistently. I think I’ve won maybe 2 of my last dozen fights. Lose if my opponent has a shield, for some reason. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/351 "2009-06-01T18:57:27Z")
Hmm…I had heard all this hullabaloo about this dude that goes by the name of [Chuck Norris](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/272664412)…I still don’t see why this guy is so awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/352 "2009-06-01T19:03:37Z")
Oh, and on another note, has anyone else discovered that the fights are predetermined as soon as you click on “Fight”? 1. Before you fight someone, open up a second window to the MyBrute homepage. 2. Type in the name of the guy you are about to fight, and you’ll see the opponents page with stats, and previous fights (in the red and/or green bars). 3. Go back to your own Brutes window and press “Fight”. 4. Now go back to your opponents window and press the “Reload current page” button and find out if you’re Brute already won or lost the fight that’s still going on in the other window! ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/353 "2009-06-02T13:33:34Z")
Me likey [my](http://oslo-notagoth.mybrute.com/fight/275871641) [flails](http://oslosemigoth.mybrute.com/fight/275900252). What happened [here](http://osloverygoth.mybrute.com/fight/275926820)? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/354 "2009-06-02T14:32:01Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > What happened [here](http://osloverygoth.mybrute.com/fight/275926820)? [Firce Brute + Caveman Club](http://destroyer50.mybrute.com/cellule). ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/355 "2009-06-03T04:05:49Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > [Firce Brute + Caveman Club](http://destroyer50.mybrute.com/cellule). Down for maintenance, as usual, but I didn’t see anything happen - I just died. ---
**Author:** ![SawEverythingTwice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@SawEverythingTwice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SawEverythingTwice)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/356 "2009-06-03T09:01:35Z")
A rather [convincing win](http://oatmealstout4.mybrute.com/tf/29560776) for my brute. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/357 "2009-06-03T16:22:44Z")
> [@SawEverythingTwice](#): > > A rather [convincing win](http://oatmealstout4.mybrute.com/tf/29560776) for my brute. That fight lasted about 0:06. [This one is about 2:40](http://white-duke.mybrute.com/fight/277068773) ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/358 "2009-06-04T03:59:36Z")
Once again the site is down for “Technical maintenance”. Drives me nuts… ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/359 "2009-06-04T06:42:06Z")
> [@SawEverythingTwice](#): > > A rather [convincing win](http://oatmealstout4.mybrute.com/tf/29560776) for my brute. Crap. Already forgotten. What happened? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2009, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/360 "2009-06-04T07:26:27Z")
My brute has been getting the snot kicked out of him lately. I just lost a fight to another brute of the same level. Afterwards, I checked her cell. She’s equal on attributes, has more and better weapons, more abilities, and almost 40 more health points. When I made it to level 8, my speed rating went from a 3 to a 4. I’m one point away from level 9. I want something good. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=19)