# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/21 "2009-04-26T03:52:04Z")

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**Xan** : Flawless Victories feel strangely satisfying don’t they? You should see some of the beatdowns my [main character](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/) has given peeps!

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/22 "2009-04-26T04:07:11Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> **Xan** : Flawless Victories feel strangely satisfying don’t they? You should see some of the beatdowns my [main character](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/) has given peeps!

Especially, after getting your ass kicked most of the time. I loves me some tridents.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/23 "2009-04-26T04:10:56Z")

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Trident? No way. Give me that caveman club any day of the week! That thing is a beast!

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/24 "2009-04-26T04:12:59Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Trident? No way. Give me that caveman club any day of the week! That thing is a beast!

Yeah that thing seems to do an assload of damage. I know from experience.

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/25 "2009-04-26T05:14:35Z")

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I also have a [trident](http://osloostragoth.mybrute.com). Up to level 2 on my first try.

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/26 "2009-04-26T05:38:30Z")

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Sure why not?

[http://bawdy.mybrute.com](http://bawdy.mybrute.com)

2-0 Baby!

ETA: Annnnd I just saw I got me a hittin’ stick! Best recognize, folks. That’s how I do.

ETAA: Just got the BEJEEZUS kicked out of me by a little girl with a knife. Apparently THAT’S how I do.

Dammit.

Someone mentor me.

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/27 "2009-04-26T05:44:29Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Trident? No way. Give me that caveman club any day of the week! That thing is a beast!

Except it misses 9 out of 10 swings and gets the bejeezus kicked out of it by the stupid little girl with the stupid little knife that is stupid.

Not that I’m bitter 😛

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/28 "2009-04-26T13:38:35Z")

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> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#):
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> My two losses were at the hands of spear-wielders.

The weapon of ass kicking, as I call it… The spear really is good.

Today I ran into bears for the first time. Those do some sever damage.

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/29 "2009-04-26T17:04:03Z")

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> [@Ike\_Witt](#):
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> The weapon of ass kicking, as I call it… The spear really is good.
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> Today I ran into bears for the first time. Those do some sever damage.

Yeah I made another character and he got a bear. He went undefeated for the first for the first 6 battles. Once he gets a decent weapon and some better stats he will be a a force to be reckoned with.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/30 "2009-04-26T18:25:01Z")

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Oh my fucking god. I just fought some dude who pulled out throwing stars and hit me 13 straight times.

Resulting, of course, in my effectively instant death. I didn’t get a single hit in.

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/31 "2009-04-27T00:13:40Z")

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I just ran into my first dogs today. My opponents had dogs _and_ weapons, in fact, my guy (Borked) has jack (Str: 2, AGI: 2…he can’t even hurt anyone when he does hit them). He got worked. I think he’s 2-7 right now.

My second guy (Not Sparticus) has a bomb and a knife; he does much better. When he was faced with a dog, he just threw a bomb at it. No more doggy. His record is a bit more respectable (though only a bit) at 5-4.

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**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/32 "2009-04-27T00:50:45Z")

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Anyone want to beat up on a mod? Here’s your chance.

[http://ricosdmb.mybrute.com](http://ricosdmb.mybrute.com)

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**Author:** ![Xan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/ac8455/32.png) [@Xan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xan)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/33 "2009-04-27T05:33:26Z")

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[My Level 3 beating up a level 8. Having a bear helps A LOT.](http://walking-away.mybrute.com/tf/6148199)

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/34 "2009-04-27T06:24:15Z")

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Level 3, trident and sword.

And those bears are nasty.

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/35 "2009-04-27T07:44:32Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> Oh my fucking god. I just fought some dude who pulled out throwing stars and hit me 13 straight times.
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> Resulting, of course, in my effectively instant death. I didn’t get a single hit in.

Haha. I finally got a girl with stars. BEST weapon in the game. Now if only I could get a bear too…

> **[Motion Twin](http://lady-fightytime.mybrute.com/)**

She also promised sexual favors to all her pupils.. just sayin’. 😃

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**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/36 "2009-04-27T07:59:16Z")

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I reached level 3 and got the Impact ability, which makes me good at knocking weapons out of people’s hands. Nice.

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**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/37 "2009-04-27T08:07:33Z")

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[My Brute](http://sallie.mybrute.com)

It is a really fun game.

I have the thief ability now. I can steal weapons.

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**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/38 "2009-04-27T08:39:37Z")

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[http://stabbycat.mybrute.com/](http://stabbycat.mybrute.com/)

Now, if only they would drop some shoes…

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/39 "2009-04-27T08:58:33Z")

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The limit on fights per day is annoying though. They should just level you up slower and allow more fights.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/40 "2009-04-27T09:10:34Z")

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Ha, fun game!

The [Crazy Viking](http://locovikingo.mybrute.com) has entered the fray.

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