# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/41 "2009-04-27T09:36:02Z")
Do we ever get to change our clothes? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/42 "2009-04-27T13:18:45Z")
> [@Tabby\_Cat](#): > > [http://stabbycat.mybrute.com/](http://stabbycat.mybrute.com/) > > Now, if only they would drop some shoes.. Best name so far, by a mile. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/43 "2009-04-27T15:38:56Z")
[http://zoxia.mybrute.com](http://zoxia.mybrute.com) Hereā€™s me. Level two, without a lot of skill so far. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/44 "2009-04-27T18:28:48Z")
Added a second fighter named [Feed Me Now!](http://feed-me-now.mybrute.com/cellule), who has gone 7-2 so far WITHOUT weapons. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/45 "2009-04-27T22:11:02Z")
Q: How are when do you get to enter a tournament? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2009, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/46 "2009-04-27T23:18:09Z")
Somehow I picked up a pupil whose name is ā€œBegutch is gayā€. 'Fess up: who did it? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/47 "2009-04-28T00:49:14Z")
I got to level 4, and got a lance (spear). Now thatā€™s a fun weapon. If Iā€™m lucky, Iā€™ll whip out a knife at the top of a fight, and all the fast strikes from it will disarm my enemy. Then I throw the knife and take out the spear and go to town. I need more pupils, though! [http://brytak.mybrute.com](http://brytak.mybrute.com) So far my only pupil is ā€œBrytakisgayā€. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/48 "2009-04-28T08:01:16Z")
My girl is 12-0 with the stars. Go on, beat her. I dare ya. You CANā€™T! HAHAHA! (I am way too into this) Also, this is my pathetic attempt to get some pupils. All I have are those I created and I just realized they donā€™t raise her exp. Damn proactive game designers! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/49 "2009-04-28T13:37:01Z")
I always thought you were a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/50 "2009-04-28T13:41:26Z")
Itā€™s a fun game, but as much a pyramid scheme as Amway. Amway with knives and clubs. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/51 "2009-04-28T13:46:48Z")
It may be a victim of its own success. Has anyone else noticed an increase in errors? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/52 "2009-04-28T16:38:30Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I always thought you were a dude. I am. Thereā€™s just something enticing about a hot female gladiator with ninja stars. Call it a fetishā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/53 "2009-04-28T17:54:16Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > It may be a victim of its own success. Has anyone else noticed an increase in errors? Are you talking about the timeout errors? Theyā€™re not so bad. Hit reload once and I usually get my desired page in no time flat afterwards. Continuing the discussion from page 1 about flawless victories, they are quite rare at my main characterā€™s level, so I just had to share [this one](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/fight/104454748). My very next match, my opponent flawlessly [destroyed me](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/fight/104459284) in return. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/54 "2009-04-28T17:58:07Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > My girl is 12-0 with the stars. > > Go on, beat her. I dare ya. You CANā€™T! HAHAHA! (I am way too into this) > > Also, this is my pathetic attempt to get some pupils. All I have are those I created and I just realized they donā€™t raise her exp. Damn proactive game designers! Your character cheats: nets, ridiculous dodges and about 6 attacks per round. I demand you rectify this. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/55 "2009-04-28T18:46:11Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > My girl is 12-0 with the stars. > > Go on, beat her. I dare ya. You CANā€™T! HAHAHA! (I am way too into this) > > Also, this is my pathetic attempt to get some pupils. All I have are those I created and I just realized they donā€™t raise her exp. Damn proactive game designers! You are officially on my radarā€¦Iā€™ve already taken out someone with starsā€¦gonna take you down a notch, Ms. Lady Fightytime! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/56 "2009-04-28T19:30:29Z")
> [@Jragon](#): > > Your character cheats: nets, ridiculous dodges and about 6 attacks per round. I demand you rectify this. I know, sheā€™s like the Eddie Gordo of the Mybrute community. I mean Iā€™ll use her, but Iā€™m not proud of it.. šŸ˜› > [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > You are officially on my radarā€¦Iā€™ve already taken out someone with starsā€¦gonna take you down a notch, Ms. Lady Fightytime! šŸ˜‰ Haha. Bring it. Although I noticed that there is an icon with a picture of a guy dodging stars matrix-style. Canā€™t bode well for meā€¦ Hereā€™s hopinā€™ for a bear next round. Did I mention I am WAY too into this stupid little game? This is what a year away from civilization will do to a guyā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/57 "2009-04-28T20:55:50Z")
Actually, I have high vitality and impactā€¦which means I will have plenty of health to disarm you in the first 2 or 3 attacksā€¦and I usually have them disarmed by the second attack. One fight, I actually disarmed all 3 items of some poor schlep before the final blow. Club, sword, and shield. Be afraid, be VERY afraid! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/58 "2009-04-28T21:46:47Z")
Yeah? Well my cape is made with a special magic alloy that completely negates the effect of impact! What! Noā€¦ thatā€™s not true. I donā€™t have a cape. Iā€™m a lying liar and should be punished. Iā€™m going to bed now. Without supper. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/59 "2009-04-28T21:54:42Z")
Iā€™ll see you after school, on the playground, Toots.šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/60 "2009-04-28T22:58:03Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > My girl is 12-0 with the stars. > > Go on, beat her. I dare ya. You CANā€™T! HAHAHA! (I am way too into this) > > Also, this is my pathetic attempt to get some pupils. All I have are those I created and I just realized they donā€™t raise her exp. Damn proactive game designers! Have a taste of your own medicine. I have the thief skill. sallie [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=4)