# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/61 "2009-04-29T05:16:12Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > Yeah? Well my cape is made with a special magic alloy that completely negates the effect of impact! What! > > No… that’s not true. I don’t have a cape. I’m a lying liar and should be punished. > > I’m going to bed now. Without supper. Your link isn’t working for me. I’m sad because I wanted to beat you. 😢 I’m 3-0 versus people who brag that their character is the shiznit. One of said characters had a bear, and I’ve beaten him twice. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/62 "2009-04-29T06:04:32Z")
Forget the bears, It’s the wolves that are the shit. One battle for me had his wolf attack my dog three times, then me 8 times. Before I ever attacked I was dead. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/63 "2009-04-29T06:31:39Z")
Damn, I finally lost. Ah well, t’was a fun ride anyway. I bow to you, Sallie, with grace and dignity. … stupid thief ability stealing my weapons…wait till I get my bear… I’ll show 'em sonsabitches just you wait… damn thief… screw you guys… (stalks away muttering) ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/64 "2009-04-29T06:40:06Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Your link isn’t working for me. I’m sad because I wanted to beat you. 😢 > > I’m 3-0 versus people who brag that their character is the shiznit. One of said characters had a bear, and I’ve beaten him twice. 🆒 Animals are easily subdued with a net… and a host of throwing stars. 😉 Damn, don’t know what happened with the link. [For you heartless sadists looking to add insult to injury.](http://lady-fightytime.mybrute.com) Just make sure you buy me a beer after. And if i beat you, you gotta create a new character and give me a pupil. Them’s the rules, folks. I don’t write 'em. Er, well, ok so I did write this one. But still… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/65 "2009-04-29T07:03:46Z")
I just realized that my brute is reminiscent of Roberto from Futurama. Check out the knife/Impact combination in action: [http://brytak.mybrute.com/fight/106772761](http://brytak.mybrute.com/fight/106772761) Imagine him going, “Huh-_HA!_ Huh-_HA!_” ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/66 "2009-04-29T09:07:27Z")
Why don’t we have a [clan](http://locovikingo.mybrute.com/team) yet? LocoVikingo sucks and is stuck on level 3, but there has to be someone who has reached level 10? ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/67 "2009-04-29T18:01:09Z")
Well I didn’t do too well against [Lady Fightytime](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/109642457), with her (count’em folks) **16 star throws** before I disarmed her! After that, the attrition did me in…was too far down to out-pummel her. Congrats on the win, **Awesome Spoonful of Throwing Stars**! And then, just for shits and giggles, I thought it would be cool to fight [Brytak](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/109654712), since we both had knives and impact, and vitality…pretty even, right? Nope…Dude is hiding a spear under his waistband and did some serious damage (3x for 54hp)…that was the difference. Congrats to you, **Max**! ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/68 "2009-04-29T18:32:46Z")
Another [flawless victory](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/fight/109811194). And one female gladiator with throwing stars getting [pwned](http://gangrelated.mybrute.com/fight/109804009). ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/69 "2009-04-29T19:04:47Z")
[http://bearflag70.mybrute.com/cellule](http://bearflag70.mybrute.com/cellule) 3-3 on Day 1 ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/70 "2009-04-29T19:05:05Z")
[My Brute](http://bigbawb.mybrute.com/). Just started the poor chap, but he went 5-1 on his first day. I’m liking the axe so far. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/71 "2009-04-30T05:49:18Z")
I can’t hardly get the damn game to load - I keep getting errors. So I may be stuck at whatever level I am for eternity. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/72 "2009-04-30T06:13:15Z")
Ok screw the stars. It’s all about the [sledgehammer!](http://double-stamp.mybrute.com/fight/110366429) Congrats **Bees**. Though to be fair, you ARE a level 17. I calling it a moral victory that I even hit you at all 🙂 I agree with **WormTheRed** , we need a Dope clan. Anyone? Bueller? Also, I notice that most of these ‘brutal errors’ happen during the day (night for the States). Usually a reload or two will take care of it. But yeah, it’s annoying. And I’ve decided I want a gray wolf. So if someone could hook that up for me pronto, I’d be most appreciative. ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/73 "2009-04-30T06:23:38Z")
It’s been a couple of days now and I’m still level 3 and having no abilities… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/74 "2009-04-30T13:01:00Z")
Here’s my level 3 brute. Fight me!! [http://yoji101.mybrute.com](http://yoji101.mybrute.com) ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/75 "2009-04-30T19:03:55Z")
[Revenge #1!](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/115268538) [Revenge #2!](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/115271607) ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/76 "2009-04-30T19:26:40Z")
Ok, ok. So we’re tied at 1. Just you wait, mister. Just you wait… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Carnacki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Carnacki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnacki)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/77 "2009-04-30T19:29:49Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > [Revenge #1!](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/115268538) > > [Revenge #2!](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/fight/115271607) Nice close fight in that second one. Check out this dramatic come-from-behind victory. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. [You’ll make sure you have an steel grip on your buckler.](http://scruffy314.mybrute.com/fight/115344158) ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/78 "2009-04-30T19:37:53Z")
What’s with the boarded-up looking thingy in the character’s cell? Is something behind it? ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/79 "2009-04-30T19:38:18Z")
I’ve been on for a while now. I’m almost level 7 and I constantly get my butt kicked. [http://pittfan.mybrute.com/](http://pittfan.mybrute.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/80 "2009-04-30T19:47:39Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > What’s with the boarded-up looking thingy in the character’s cell? Is something behind it? Ah, never mind. I went to someone else’s cell and saw it was a tabletop with weapons on it. I just don’t have any yet. ☹ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=5)