# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/81 "2009-04-30T20:03:20Z")
> [@Carnacki](#): > > Nice close fight in that second one. Check out this dramatic come-from-behind victory. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. [You’ll make sure you have an steel grip on your buckler.](http://scruffy314.mybrute.com/fight/115344158) You sir, are the John Elway of MyBrute and that was The Drive. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/82 "2009-04-30T20:09:11Z")
[http://ogresdmb.mybrute.com/fight/?d=kujage;k=314d66c87c69](http://ogresdmb.mybrute.com/fight/?d=kujage;k=314d66c87c69) I’m the 8th dwarf, Stabby!\* \*Yes, I know. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/83 "2009-04-30T22:04:34Z")
I now have 3 Brutes: [Yeticus Rex](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/cellule) [Feed Me Now!](http://feed-me-now.mybrute.com/cellule) [Sham Wow Guy](http://sham-wow-guy.mybrute.com/cellule) My SWG should be called Mr. Miyagi after [this fight.](http://sham-wow-guy.mybrute.com/fight/115770402) Make your first hit count buddy, cuz you might not get another… WAX ON! WAX OFF! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/84 "2009-04-30T23:30:35Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > _snip_ > > My SWG should be called Mr. Miyagi after [this fight.](http://sham-wow-guy.mybrute.com/fight/115770402) … Haha, truly amazing! > [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > Make your first hit count buddy, cuz you might not get another… I know what you mean. > [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > Ok screw the stars. It’s all about the [sledgehammer!](http://double-stamp.mybrute.com/fight/110366429) Not so much Miyagi as Juggernaut. Well, if he had a sledgehammer, that is. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/85 "2009-04-30T23:42:46Z")
> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#): > > [Sham Wow Guy](http://sham-wow-guy.mybrute.com/cellule) > > My SWG should be called Mr. Miyagi after [this fight.](http://sham-wow-guy.mybrute.com/fight/115770402) Make your first hit count buddy, cuz you might not get another… > > WAX ON! > WAX OFF! [Nice Slap Shot](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.com%2FMain_Page&feature=player_embedded) ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/86 "2009-05-01T05:34:25Z")
How does one gain additional weapons? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/87 "2009-05-01T05:52:39Z")
> [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](#): > > How does one gain additional weapons? The only way I _know_ of is to create a new character and then fight [my character](http://lady-fightypants.mybrute.com/) first, thus becoming a pupil. For every new level you gain, you get assigned a random bonus. These can range from attribute increases, basic individual skills, animals, or weapons. There is some speculation that the level up bonuses are assigned anyway, but let’s not take chances, mhm? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/88 "2009-05-01T06:17:05Z")
Allow me to introduce… [Sweetums II](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com) 6-0 so far. Got Herculean Strength, even. When the time comes to move mountains, do give me a shout. So, do we actually have to do anything, or just pick an opponent and duke it out, and that’s it? P.S. Had a hell of a time finding a name that wasn’t taken. I always figured Arch Stanton would be a good online name. Nope, taken. I suspect there’s a character limit, and if there’s any error it just says it was taken. Or is there actually a brute named Hubert the Unsteady? ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/89 "2009-05-01T06:26:54Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Allow me to introduce… > > [Sweetums II](http://sweetums-ii.mybrute.com) > > 6-0 so far. Got Herculean Strength, even. When the time comes to move mountains, do give me a shout. > > So, do we actually have to do anything, or just pick an opponent and duke it out, and that’s it? > > P.S. Had a hell of a time finding a name that wasn’t taken. I always figured Arch Stanton would be a good online name. Nope, taken. I suspect there’s a character limit, and if there’s any error it just says it was taken. Or is there actually a brute named Hubert the Unsteady? I had this same problem. Whoda thought ‘Peabody Ticklepants’ would be taken? I found out that there is no limit to name length, but if the name is too long only the first name is used in creating the url. Likely there was another “Hubert”. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/90 "2009-05-01T16:03:21Z")
I wonder if there is any benefit to selecting a stronger opponent over a weaker one ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/91 "2009-05-01T18:36:17Z")
> [@fifty-six](#): > > [Nice Slap Shot](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fencyclopediadramatica.com%2FMain_Page&feature=player_embedded) Haha! That was pretty funny…and in honor of that…let me present to you… [Slap Chop Guy](http://slap-chop-guy.mybrute.com/cellule)! You’re gonna love my nuts…love my nuts…[Love My Nuts!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0cgQkT4ScQ&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![CapnPitt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/edb3f5/32.png) [@CapnPitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CapnPitt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/92 "2009-05-01T20:54:07Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > I wonder if there is any benefit to selecting a stronger opponent over a weaker one My experience is that you just lose faster. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/93 "2009-05-02T01:39:51Z")
My newest brute: [http://hexx66677.mybrute.com](http://hexx66677.mybrute.com) and my first brute still needs pupils. C’mon guys, she’s hot! [http://zoxia.mybrute.com](http://zoxia.mybrute.com) ---
**Author:** ![Banquet\_Bear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/banquet_bear/32/373_2.png) [@Banquet\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banquet_Bear)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/94 "2009-05-02T10:04:52Z")
[http://banquet-bear.mybrute.com](http://banquet-bear.mybrute.com) …me, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/95 "2009-05-02T10:59:09Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > Ok screw the stars. It’s all about the [sledgehammer!](http://double-stamp.mybrute.com/fight/110366429) Agreed, the sledgehammer is [truly brutal.](http://aid01.mybrute.com/fight/123364574) ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/96 "2009-05-02T14:23:39Z")
Woohoo! 1 shot victory. [http://wolfman1393.mybrute.com/tf/7261261](http://wolfman1393.mybrute.com/tf/7261261) ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/97 "2009-05-02T15:30:03Z")
Heh. That’s awesome! Compounded by the fact that he was 2 levels higher than you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Caveat\_lector\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@Caveat\_lector\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caveat_lector_1)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/98 "2009-05-02T22:43:23Z")
Ha. Here was a funny one. I thought I was dead meat. [http://caveat-lector.mybrute.com/fight/125900172](http://caveat-lector.mybrute.com/fight/125900172) ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/99 "2009-05-02T23:10:08Z")
Not quite as dramatic as **Caveat** ’s fight, but I had a bad feeling at the beginning of [this fight](http://not-sparticus.mybrute.com/fight/116478300). I guess Not Sparticus needed to take a bit of a beating before busting out his Mad Shiving Skillz. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/100 "2009-05-02T23:35:43Z")
Here I be: [Zembo](http://zembo.mybrute.com)! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=6)