# MyBrute - 'Gladiator' flash game **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 22, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947 "2009-04-22T05:21:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/121 "2009-05-04T17:32:49Z")
[Johnny Fever](http://johnny-fever.mybrute.com/cellule) ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/122 "2009-05-04T17:40:16Z")
I guess all my links should go to the challenge page and not the cell… [Bearflag70](http://bearflag70.mybrute.com/) [TomLandry](http://tomlandry.mybrute.com/) [White Duke](http://white-duke.mybrute.com/) [Simon Le Bon](http://simon-le-bon.mybrute.com/) [Queen Califia](http://queen-califia.mybrute.com/) [Johnny Fever](http://johnny-fever.mybrute.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/123 "2009-05-04T17:49:06Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > Here is my absolute best gladiator: > > [Ollie J Queen](http://ollie-j-queen.mybrute.com/cellule). > > He has lost only one of his last 12 fights. > > High health, a shield, high strength, the tragic potion and the lance of ass-kicking… > > try him out----IF YOU DARE!!! That praying for hit points you did was cute, but really… You got [flailed.](http://fukurmomzaz.mybrute.com/fight/135325285) ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/124 "2009-05-04T18:02:03Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Begutch is kind of a pussy, so I had to try a new Brute. > > [The Bukkake Kid](http://the-bukkake-kid.mybrute.com) You have a new pupil, [Vander Waals](http://vander-waals.mybrute.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/125 "2009-05-04T19:00:13Z")
I don’t get it…somebody gave me 17 pupils on my [first brute](http://yeticus-rex.mybrute.com/cellule), and only 3 have the decency to show up for dojo training, but none of them gives me experience for leveling…what gives? ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/126 "2009-05-04T20:57:34Z")
They’re probably from someone who’s already created a pupil elsewhere. Only one XP-giving pupil per IP. ---
**Author:** ![Claptree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@Claptree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claptree)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/127 "2009-05-04T21:06:45Z")
[How to beat someone twice your level](http://traehdliw09.mybrute.com/tf/8036326) Pets ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/128 "2009-05-04T23:19:25Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > This really is a pyramid scheme. A fighty, stabby, smacky, ninja star throwin’ pyramid scheme. > > So how’s about us in the Dope community all come together and create a brute or two for someone else? Together we shall rule supreme! > > C’mon people, work with me now. > > [My current numero uno.](http://lady-fightypants.mybrute.com/) > > She has lots of pupils, but they were all created by me and I didn’t realize at the time that if you create them yourself, they won’t do squat for your exp. Dammit. Someone please give me an _actual_ pupil. I promise to learn you well in the wise ways of pointless cyberelectronic combat. You may begin by waxing the floor… > > Claptree, [this](http://robomoose-jr.mybrute.com/cellule) one’s for you. Not bad. Good strength and very stabby. > > And the first one to hit level 10 _has_ to create a Dope clan for us. I mean… c’mon now. 🙂 Take that! Bungholio webs your bear and kicks your ass! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/129 "2009-05-05T02:07:42Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > You got [flailed.](http://fukurmomzaz.mybrute.com/fight/135325285) Vengeance shall be mine… ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/130 "2009-05-05T03:32:48Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Take that! Bungholio webs your bear and kicks your ass! > 🙂 That’s it. You and me. In front of the old saloon. At sunrise. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/131 "2009-05-05T06:59:30Z")
[Glanscroticum](http://glanscroticum.mybrute.com/) ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/132 "2009-05-05T08:27:27Z")
[A new heir to the throne](http://pops-tickle.mybrute.com/). ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/133 "2009-05-05T15:04:33Z")
> [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](#): > > That’s it. You and me. In front of the old saloon. At sunrise. Well, I would, except my Brutes are still sleeping! ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/134 "2009-05-05T18:21:04Z")
How do I get my existing brute to fight one of your existing brutes? I’d like to fight people here. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/135 "2009-05-05T20:16:24Z")
> [@Bearflag70](#): > > How do I get my existing brute to fight one of your existing brutes? > > I’d like to fight people here. Follow one of their links to their brute and log yours in in the white text box below where it shows you how to create a new one. Then click on them once you’ve brought your brute up and take them to the arena! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/136 "2009-05-05T21:42:07Z")
[One-D-Ten-T](http://one-d-ten-t.mybrute.com). I’m not exactly setting the world on fire at 4-2. ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/137 "2009-05-05T21:44:41Z")
Theodore Judah has defeated Robomoose Jr. 🆒 [http://theodore-judah.mybrute.com/fight/141492820](http://theodore-judah.mybrute.com/fight/141492820) ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/138 "2009-05-05T21:48:40Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > [One-D-Ten-T](http://one-d-ten-t.mybrute.com). I’m not exactly setting the world on fire at 4-2. One-D-Ten-T has defeated Theodore Judah > **[Motion Twin](http://theodore-judah.mybrute.com/fight/141504999)** ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/139 "2009-05-05T22:35:49Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Here I be: [Zembo](http://zembo.mybrute.com)! Zembo has [defeated](http://theodore-judah.mybrute.com/fight/141680533) [Theodore Judah](http://theodore-judah.mybrute.com/) :mad: ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947/140 "2009-05-05T23:01:14Z")
I’ve got 3 of them: [Emmerichfan](http://emmerichfan.mybrute.com/) [Dan Mayberry](http://dan-mayberry.mybrute.com/) [Joel otto](http://joel-otto.mybrute.com/) The skill “Hammer” is awesome. Emmerichfan has that as well as thief and the combo of the two is pretty good. She loses on occasion though because she isn’t really very strong. The original guy I signed up with is Joel Otto. He’s not very good. Dan Mayberry is pretty strong and recently became very skilled at the knife. If he picks up the knife first he’s virtually unbeatable but he becomes VERY beatable the minute uses another weapon. Incidentally, I’m NOT a fan of Roland Emmerich. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mybrute-gladiator-flash-game/493947.md?page=8)