Myspace: can someone explain it me?

Okay, I’m a smart girl. I’m not trying to toot my own horn here, I’m just saying that when it comes to computers, I generally get it. I taught myself how to use Adobe Photoshop in a matter of weeks. I taught myself HTML in a month or so and I hand-code all of my pages. You hand me a computer program, I can figure out how to use it within an hour or so of getting it, and perfect it within a few weeks to a month, depending on the complexity of the program. That’s how I’ve always been.

That said - It took me damn near two years to understand the NAVIGATION of Myspace - apparently it was made with Homer Simpson in mind, which left me staring at it in confusion. I have a Myspace, and I hate it. The ONLY reason I have it is because some of my friends in the military have them and refuse to use anything else.

People who use myspace aren’t necessarily dumb or stupid. I have and use a myspace. It’s the people who are constantly think “OMG I HAVE TO CHECK MY MESSAGES! OMG SOMEONE FRIENDED ME!” that have issues and need to be stopped. Now.

Myspace was a good idea, bad execution of said idea.

~Tasha

I have a MySpace page, but I barely, if ever, update it.

As far as templates go, I thought these ones were clever, tying in with a movie that’s become a meme on the web and (suprisingly) isn’t being released by 20th Century Fox: I’m sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking MySpace!

Bingo, my myspace has my music and I use it to find other new music and percussionists, as well as to keep in touch with some music friends.

(www.myspace.com/Edwardsquires)

To fukk. Duh.

:wink:

You’ve not seen this then.

MySpace is a collection of decent ideas, all implemented very badly. Like some group of unknown hacks recording a cover version of your favorite band’s greatest hits album.

You can build a network of friends (a la Friendster). You can sort of make your own homepage with your own godawful design (a la Geocities). You can post blog entries and subscribe to others’ blogs (a la LiveJournal). You can share music, photos, and videos (MP3.com, Flickr, YouTube). You can join groups to meet up with people you knew from school or somewhere else (Classmates.com). You can send private messages (like email) and public messages (like blog comments).

Sure, the site’s impossible to navigate, disobeys important rules of web design(*), and it goes down as often as the SDMB (although unlike the SDMB, there’s no subscription fee), but it brings all this stuff together in one place and it isn’t literally so bad that it’s unusable. It also has a network lock-in effect going for it, where the more people you know who use MySpace, the harder it is to move somewhere else.

(* For example, it pisses all over the rule “if you’re redirected to a login form when you try to access a restricted page, then after logging in, you should be sent on to the page you were trying to access in the first place”. You get redirected back to your home page, and good luck finding the link that goes where you want - you’re better off clicking back, back, reload.)

Ever play Animal Crossing? MySpace is like Animal Crossing with real people.

That’s just an anti-American thing :wink:

Filipino mobile phone users send fifteen times as many texts as American ones, and Brits send three times as many. SMS - Wikipedia

I don’t get the whole MySpace thing… but then, I’m not really one for living my life on the internet, either.

You want to talk to me? Great! I love E-mail, I have MSN and Yahoo, or you can send me a text message, or even phone me… I’d rather tell you about what I’ve been up to on a more personal level than posting it on a blog for all and sundry to see.

Besides, kids annoy me. Anything (besides sex and alcohol) that’s popular with teenagers is probably something I’m going to want to avoid…

It’s not an either/or. Either you’re on MySpace and you live your life on the Internet, or you don’t have a MySpace and are a decent, upright human being who has a life.

You make it sound as if it’s only for high school students. There are a lot of ADULTS on MySpace. A lot of smart, interesting adults with good taste in movies, music and books, who don’t muck up their pages with garish colors and unreadable text. People who don’t know that are spending their time in the wrong parts of MySpace.

It’s like a city. Imagine visiting a big city for the first time. If you only drove through the slums and red-light district, and only visited a few people who lived in apartments decorated with things that make you roll your eyes, such as hearts and flowers wallpaper surrounding a creepy doll collection, or a NASCAR and beer bottle collection, or posters of dirty rock stars everywhere, and the only houses you noticed were painted orange with pink flamingos on the lawn, or had trash scattered around and cars up on blocks, and the only music you heard was the loud headbangers down the street, the shitty rock band where none of the members know how to play their instruments, or a warbly, off-key Jewel wannabe, and then you took those experiences and condemned the ENTIRE city, thinking the whole place must be as bad or worse, that would be foolish.

You never drove through the neighborhoods with upkept lawns and well-mannered houses. You never visited the people whose shelves are filled with interesting books, or who watch really good movies, or who have fascinating stories to tell, or whose record collections are worthy of thumbing through for a few hours. You never heard the music that appeals to intelligent discerning listeners. And yet the whole city sucks because you and others like you would RATHER NOT see the good parts of the city. It’s easier to whine and complain even though you CHOSE to limit the places you visited.

The problem is YOURS, not MySpace’s. Knock the infrastructure and glitches, and I’ll be right there with you, bitching. Knock the owner and his hatred of anything liberal, and I’ll be right there with you. But when you knock the place as a whole you’re knocking a lot of good people, a lot of good music, and a lot of good information. You and others in this thread, including the OP, are letting your narrow-minded viewpoint override the reality.

Am I being whooshed here, or are you agreeing with me? :confused:

I don’t recall making a single comment about the page layouts of MySpace.
I’ve certainly never met (in real life, not on the internet) a well-adjusted adult with a MySpace page, and quite frankly, I can’t see how the concept appeals to anyone except high school students, first year Uni students, and people who obsess over obscure bands no-one has ever heard of and never will.

Or don’t want to spend time in ANY part of MySpace, perhaps?

And there are cities that I’ve visited extensively and know very well that I still hate- Auckland springs readily to mind. Dunedin isn’t anything to write home about, either.

Fine, I’m knocking a bunch of immature people with an unhealthy obsession for obscure music. I’m quite comfortable with my Old Fogeyism. :wink:

Just because it doesn’t appeal to you, you don’t understand why it would appeal to others outside of your misinformed perceptions. You can be willfully ignorant if you want, but that doesn’t make you right.

Appreciating obscure music is not unhealthy or immature. What a stupid thing to say. If the radio stations won’t play it, it has to be found somehow.

And you can harp on about how great MySpace is all you like, it doesn’t make you right, either.

You’re misreading me. I’m not saying that appreciating obscure music is unhealthy or immature- I’m saying the people hanging around on MySpace obssessing over some band no-one’s ever heard of are immature, and their obsession with said obscure music is unhealthy.

Besides, there are so many radio stations out there- including Community Radio Stations that will play pretty much anything- that there’s probably a very good reason why said music isn’t being broadcast, and it’s not because they’re “Too Alternative”.

I don’t listen to Triple J because 95% of what they play is utter shit, but at least they’re giving local bands a chance to be on the air. If you can’t get on Triple J or the local community radio station (or a gig at the local pub), then perhaps music really isn’t the career for you…

Well, at least myspace allows every whack job to have their say. Here is a link to the my space page of a local suspected cop killer who escaped from Ross County.

This way, all his friends can support him as he flees responsibility.

You may have seen his story on Nancy Grace.

I am right, and I know it because I have an informed opinion.

People “obsess” over obscure music and other things in lots of places on the Internet, MySpace is just another place. Do you feel the same way about LiveJournal, web sites, mp3unsigned.com, TagWorld and any of those other hundreds of places that permit people to “obsess” over the music they love and other hobbies they have? Your opinion of people who have hobbies is itself immature.

There are a lot of factors that go into how and what music gets played on the radio. Just because a band/artist doesn’t get airply does not signify that they must be shitty by default.

The problem with the radio is that you have to take what they give you, with no choice in the matter other than turning the radio off. At MySpace (or mp3unsigned or Mixposure or IAC) you can pick and choose. If you find a band/artist you like you can listen to more songs than just the one that the radio gives you once or twice a day. You can also find like-minded artists easily. Finding good music you like is much easier on MySpace than on the radio.

The Internet allows every whack job to have their say. MySpace is hardly unique in that respect. I’ll bet there are thousands of blogs elsewhere by lowlifes, not that I’m going to go looking for cites. I have no desire to go seeking crap.

You have an informed opinion based on what you’ve seen, I have an informed opinion based on what I’ve seen. I don’t think there’s any such thing as a “right” opinion, FWIW.

Having asked several people I know in local radio, they have indeed said that you’ve got to be pretty bad not to get some airtime on to the community or student radio stations…

That you know of!

Are you an idiot? There are smart, interesting people on MySpace who make and/or have great taste in music, books and movies. I’ve seen it with my own eyes, over and over and over. You haven’t. I didn’t imagine these pages. I absolutely admit that there are useless morons and mindless bimbos on MySpace. They’re all over the Internet. I’m saying that those pages are easily ignored and bypassed. I’ve seen the GOOD side of MySpace. You obviously haven’t and have the nerve to say I’m wrong? Do you believe that atoms don’t exist because you’ve never seen them with your own eyes?

Oh god, you are woefully misinformed.

No, I just live in a different country to you, where things work in a different way.