Very weird indeed. My question is this:
Does the semen inside the barrel (which probably only contains a gallon or two of actual semen) come from one goat? Or multiple. One would think that getting that much from one goat would take a long time…but can you mix semen and still have it be effective? The things my mind ponders…
I gotta say it—Band Name! 
Eeewwwwww…
I guess there’s some kind of surplus of goat semen these days. I’m sure there are starving kids in Somolia who could use that to inseminate their family goat, then eat the young that it produces. The kind of people who waste incredibly valuable things like that make me sick…
Any vegetarian would tell you that a pound of plant matter won’t make a pound of animal meat when fed to an animal. So, you’d be better off eating the plants and the goat semen.
So, anyone want a salad with a lovely white Vinaigoatte?
Eeeeeewwww…!
That would be Linda Tripp.
Yep, the aliens need to breed spidergoats as a source of polymers to repair their spaceship.
Normally, yes, but if you have grass, you need cows to digest it, and if you have tin cans, a 55-gallon of goat semen could just be god send.
Not literally.
Please tell me you’re kidding.
Because if you are serious, the knowledge that you’re bathing in goat juice and I’ll never get to watch will cause me to spend the remainder of my life weeping
I WAS going to use it as special effects material for my newest musical porn spectacular, All That Jizz.
Not all is lost, fortunately the second barrel got through. We’ll just have to recalibrate the pumps.