# Mystery Mafia -- Sign-up Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [August 9, 2011, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090 "2011-08-09T15:39:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Normal\_Phase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Normal\_Phase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Normal_Phase)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/181 "2011-08-13T10:55:03Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Yep, I’ve already got my first target all planned out and everything. But ATPG’s not even in the game yet … Oh, you meant peeker. Nevermind. I think the occasional also calls for a **vote: Hoopy**. ---
**Author:** ![gnarlycharlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@gnarlycharlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarlycharlie)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/182 "2011-08-13T11:58:49Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > hey **gad** we are so close. ignore him one more time and we should be full. this is why everyone loves you, **peek**. you’re all heart. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/183 "2011-08-13T12:57:21Z")
> [@gnarlycharlie](#): > > this is why everyone loves you, **peek**. you’re all heart. if you only speak truth then you don’t have to worry about the stories you tell. s’why i think i do pretty good at this game. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/184 "2011-08-13T13:02:48Z")
**mod question: ok so i get the basic premise that this will be fun like swimming at the playboy mansion kind of thing. and we really have no clue what, if anything we can do (should be in ed and meeko’s wheelhouse). but if there are scum and they submit multiple kills on a given Night. what the fuck happens then?** ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/185 "2011-08-13T13:07:18Z")
how come i just know that **sach** and i will finally be scum together and the first Night will go something like this: **sach** : kill **peek**. he is just intolerably unacceptable. plus his data storage mechanism seems to be in need of a defrag. maybe death will accomplish what counseling could not. **peek** : kill **sach**. woot the fucking woot. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/186 "2011-08-13T13:13:12Z")
actually since we get to kind of figure out what we do my first Night action (or fuck maybe i have a Day action) is going to run along these lines. she looks at you from across the room. you make eye contact. she approaches in kind of a wanton manner. you engage in small talk. she starts stroking your thigh. you are somewhat taken aback but she is persistent. she starts snuggling on you. at this point the power of the goddess is rampant. **peek** : ok **gad** Night/Day ? action. i fuck **buffy**. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/187 "2011-08-13T13:26:05Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I swear to you if I see a vote analysis program of any kind I will figure out some way to digitize my penis so I can fuck it to death. computer program ran. your penis has been digitized and has come back 01. that must suck. i ran the same program on mine and it came back 00010011111111000011110000111001111111. fucking shit are you sure you are not a girl with kind of a protruding clitoris. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/188 "2011-08-13T15:15:08Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > I swear to you if I see a vote analysis program of any kind I will figure out some way to digitize my penis so I can fuck it to death. I knew I liked you. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/189 "2011-08-13T15:18:17Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > **peek** : ok **gad** Night/Day ? action. i fuck **buffy**. No. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/190 "2011-08-13T15:52:08Z")
> [@bufftabby](#): > > No. folks only deny that which they truly desire. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/191 "2011-08-13T16:15:41Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > computer program ran. > > your penis has been digitized and has come back 01. > > that must suck. i ran the same program on mine and it came back 00010011111111000011110000111001111111. fucking shit are you sure you are not a girl with kind of a protruding clitoris. Uh, those aren’t lengths, those are return/error codes: 01 is “normal, above average.” I had to look up “00010011111111000011110000111001111111”, which apparently means “more topologically convoluted than the coast of Norway”. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/192 "2011-08-13T16:31:19Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Uh, those aren’t lengths, those are return/error codes: > > 01 is “normal, above average.” > I had to look up “00010011111111000011110000111001111111”, which apparently means “more topologically convoluted than the coast of Norway”. i guess that makes my left nut helsinki and my right nut stockholm. oslo was eliminated when i was circumcised. ---
**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/193 "2011-08-13T16:39:30Z")
and since we have some new folks (to me at least) it’s always kind of safe to get the penis possesor as opposed the penis enveyor thing out of the way. and now we can add foreskin possessor or mutilated at birth (unless you did it later in which case you are truly a sick puppy) category. i’ve got a dick and the marbling was removed at birth. ---
**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/194 "2011-08-13T16:49:06Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > **mod question: ok so i get the basic premise that this will be fun like swimming at the playboy mansion kind of thing. and we really have no clue what, if anything we can do (should be in ed and meeko’s wheelhouse). but if there are scum and they submit multiple kills on a given Night. what the fuck happens then?** Not sure what you mean. Can you clarify? The scum will still have their team kill in addition to whatever night actions each individual player has (and by the way, there are no day actions). Episkey, I say CoA or maybe POG Corral, though Risk is obv entertaining too. Gnarly, I’ll add you to the player list fairly soon. I’m posting from my phone, which is slow and hellish. I usually can post from my Blackberry, but for some reason that IP has been banned. ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/195 "2011-08-13T17:17:34Z")
I kinda thought that Peeker’s was always 0101010001101000011100100110010101100101001000000100100101101110011000110110100001100101011100110010110000100000011101110110100101110100011010000010000001010110011010010110000101100111011000010111001001100001 ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/196 "2011-08-13T17:32:43Z")
> [@peekercpa](#): > > and since we have some new folks (to me at least) it’s always kind of safe to get the penis possesor as opposed the penis enveyor thing out of the way. and now we can add foreskin possessor or mutilated at birth (unless you did it later in which case you are truly a sick puppy) category. > > i’ve got a dick and the marbling was removed at birth. Obligatory Joke: If The Rabbi botches the bris, does he get to keep the tip ? ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/197 "2011-08-13T17:49:40Z")
> [@Normal\_Phase](#): > > But ATPG’s not even in the game yet … > > Oh, you meant peeker. Nevermind. Wait, we’re limited to people playing the game? Suddenly it’s not as fun any more. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/198 "2011-08-13T18:00:21Z")
Whoop de dooo, I am in Lol ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/199 "2011-08-13T18:07:00Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > Wait, we’re limited to people playing the game? Suddenly it’s not as fun any more. It is fun, I just think you are scum and vice versa. XOXOXO ---
**Author:** ![LightFoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LightFoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LightFoot)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090/200 "2011-08-14T01:30:16Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > Oh dear FSM. If that happens this game should be run on Giraffe’s board just so we can keep each Day in its own thread. I fear the Dope hamsters would go on strike if we try to have three prolific posters in the same game. Made me snicker [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-mafia-sign-up-thread/592090.md?page=11)