# Mystery pooper in deep doo-doo **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 3, 2018, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527 "2018-05-03T17:48:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/21 "2018-05-04T04:33:52Z")
Why couldn’t he just make like a cat and bury it? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/22 "2018-05-04T04:52:01Z")
> [@Musicat](#): > > OK, who remembers the “Mad Crapper” in National Lampoon’s 1964 Kefauver High School yearbook? Go, Kangaroos! > > The MC was never revealed, but careful perusing of that book suggests that the culprit was the highest-ranking staff member, i.e., the superintendent. Coincidence? I think not! I, too, immediately thought of the ['64 Estes Kefauver High yearbook](http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2004/01/class_of_64_reunion.html). If you read every word of it, like we did back in the day, and comb through the Sunday Newspaper Parody (The Dacron Republican-Democrat – from Dacron, Ohio, like the yearbook)… you’ll have a good idea who the “Mad Crapper” is. ---
**Author:** ![sitchensis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sitchensis/32/4892_2.png) [@sitchensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sitchensis)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/23 "2018-05-04T05:07:33Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > What the hell is wrong with people? I went in a Wal-Mart restroom once and 2 employees were in there arguing who was gonna clean the stall. One finally said “I don’t get paid enough to do this” and walked out. I stuck around just long enough to get a whiff and ran out. Someone had smeared shit allover the walls of that stall. It wasn’t a kid because it was to the top. What adult would put their hands in crap, of their own making, I assume, and spread it allover? Ewww, just ewww. They wouldn’t last a week at a state park or the like. For some reason using a vault toilet or outhouse brings out the worst in people. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/24 "2018-05-04T05:22:13Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Because this happened before security cameras were the universal things they are now, they were caught the old-fashioned way - by bragging about it on social media. :smack: And it was most likely Myspace. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/25 "2018-05-04T13:43:59Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > I didn’t say it was _good_ performance art. 😉 Ratatouche. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/26 "2018-05-04T13:52:40Z")
ISTR that a woman in Atlanta was caught pooping while jogging. Something about running gets the intestinal track going and sometimes you just have to go. This guy was caught on the running track too. I wonder if that’s the case? No, I’m not excusing the behavior. Jeez, dude, bring a pooper scooper if you have to go while on your daily jog. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/27 "2018-05-04T14:57:10Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > In DC, a jogger is pooping in public and leaving a dead rat next to his display. Witnesses have described him as “somewhat handsome.” [There Was No Way I Could Not Post This. NO WAY. Sorry in advance. - PoPville](https://www.popville.com/2018/04/im-not-sorry/) Jack the Ripper, the Boston Strangler, and the Somewhat Handsome Pooper. This is history in the making, people! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/28 "2018-05-04T15:10:52Z")
My take on it is that DC’s pooper must actually be incredibly good looking if people are describing him as somewhat handsome while taking a dump and holding a dead rat. People must be taking off points for the feces and rodents. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/29 "2018-05-04T15:40:33Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > What the hell is wrong with people? I went in a Wal-Mart restroom once and 2 employees were in there arguing who was gonna clean the stall. One finally said “I don’t get paid enough to do this” and walked out. I stuck around just long enough to get a whiff and ran out. Someone had smeared shit allover the walls of that stall. It wasn’t a kid because it was to the top. What adult would put their hands in crap, of their own making, I assume, and spread it allover? Ewww, just ewww. I don’t work at Wal-Mart, but we have had people take a shit in the dressing rooms in the clothing department. Just leave a juicy log on the bench. Proof people are animals I guess. This is why we stock bio-hazard clean up supplies in the utility closets. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/30 "2018-05-04T15:43:21Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I hadn’t thought of that… > > but people tell me not to drink alone. There’s your problem. You shouldn’t drink a lone, drink a beer. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/31 "2018-05-04T15:48:33Z")
A friend used to work at the Board of Education and he’s one of those people who doesn’t do “away games” if you know what I mean, but someone else brought him into the men’s room to show him one of the stalls, which someone had _completely_ covered in shit smeared everywhere _except_ the toilet paper, which had a single shitty thumbprint on it, like some kind of bizarre, insane signature. There are some real freaks who get into education, aren’t there? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/32 "2018-05-04T15:56:59Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > A friend used to work at the Board of Education and he’s one of those people who doesn’t do “away games” if you know what I mean,… I have absolutely\* no idea \*what this means. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/33 "2018-05-04T16:02:19Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I have absolutely\* no idea \*what this means. He only shits at home. When I lived in a house with him, he’d randomly show up in the middle of the day just to take a dump, then go back to work. We were about 30 minutes from his office, so that’s an hour’s commitment just to shit. I don’t get it, but I’m not him. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/34 "2018-05-04T18:31:36Z")
Was this return home to shit habit started before or after he saw the smeared stall? ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/35 "2018-05-04T18:35:32Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > Was this return home to shit habit started before or after he saw the smeared stall? I can see how that might cause someone to start doing so, but no, we’ve been friends since 8th grade and he’s always been like this. He lived just a few blocks from school and he would run home to shit and run back. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/36 "2018-05-04T19:37:30Z")
I have to say, that once BART closed nearly all the restrooms for “security reasons’ (bullshit) people started using the elevators etc to crap in. I myself did have to 'water a bush” once. But altho this guy is clearly a psycho, charging him with “lewd conduct” it total bullshit. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/37 "2018-05-04T19:48:19Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > But altho this guy is clearly a psycho, charging him with “lewd conduct” it total bullshit. I’m guessing many places don’t have a specific law against public defecation/urination so they have to charge them with whatever even vaguely fits. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/38 "2018-05-04T20:47:12Z")
I will absolutely not use a stall in a school. A gas station restroom is better, in my eyes. School kids carry germs that will kill a snowflake like me. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/39 "2018-05-04T20:48:40Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I will absolutely not use a stall in a school. A gas station restroom is better, in my eyes. School kids carry germs that will kill a snowflake like me. I can proudly say that in my entire k-12 career, I never once used a school restroom. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2018, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527/40 "2018-05-04T21:02:47Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I will absolutely not use a stall in a school. A gas station restroom is better, in my eyes. School kids carry germs that will kill a snowflake like me. I tried to use the restroom at my nephew’s elementary school once. I literally physically couldn’t. The urinals were installed at 2 feet off the floor and I had a total _Billy Madison_ moment. I didn’t even bother looking in the stalls. I almost just peed in the sink, but I thought better of that. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-pooper-in-deep-doo-doo/813527.md?page=3)