# Mystery Science Theater 3000 Turkey Day marathon is back! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 18, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213 "2013-11-18T23:13:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jungian\_Camisole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@Jungian\_Camisole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jungian_Camisole)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/21 "2013-11-22T22:09:40Z")
I’ve always had a special fondness for their take on “Alien from L.A.” MIKE: “It’s called ‘Fridge Udders’! Comes with four teats” THE BOTS: "TEATS?! We can say ‘TEATS’, now?! WOW! (Crow mutters ‘Teat’ repeatedly to the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’) I’m hoping we can watch the marathon on the big television. We’ll see what the Internet Gods have to say. ---
**Author:** ![Shark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Shark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/22 "2013-11-25T14:28:50Z")
Watched **King Dinosaur** last night with the boys. WOW. That was pure MST3K gold. “Lizards were hurt during the filming of this movie”…Crow I’m saving **Manos, Hands of Fate** for when they think movies can’t possibly get any worse and then BLAM…Torgo! ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/23 "2013-11-25T16:28:53Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > Watch “Manos, Hands of Fate” “Final Justice”, and “Secret Agent Super Dragon” if Prime has them. Netflix used to have those and a bunch more. “Secret Agent Super Dragon” is a favorite of mine but Manos was so terrible a movie with so many long stretches of nothing that even MST3K failed to make it enjoyable. Only so many jokes you can make about a plodding story with nothing going on to joke about. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/24 "2013-11-25T16:32:49Z")
E-gah “Watch out for snakes!” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/25 "2013-11-25T16:52:58Z")
I have a fondness for “Cavedwellers”. “How much Keefe is in this movie?” “MIIIIILES O’Keefe!” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/26 "2013-11-25T17:05:47Z")
They TRIED to kill me with a forklift! ---
**Author:** ![CandidGamera](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/candidgamera/32/2878_2.png) [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/27 "2013-11-25T18:20:08Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > They TRIED to kill me with a forklift! Ole! ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/28 "2013-11-25T19:02:46Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I have a fondness for “Cavedwellers”. > > “How much Keefe is in this movie?” > “MIIIIILES O’Keefe!” Yes, one of my all times favs. “Tempo, tempo! Pick it up! You could drive a Mack Truck through those cues!” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/29 "2013-11-25T20:40:16Z")
> [@ShadowFacts](#): > > Yes, one of my all times favs. > > “Tempo, tempo! Pick it up! You could drive a Mack Truck through those cues!” “Drink all of it! Sometimes the poison sinks to the bottom.” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/30 "2013-11-25T20:41:20Z")
Although I have to admit the litany of names during “Space Mutiny” absolutely kills me. Also, their reactions to the resurrecting crew member. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/31 "2013-11-25T21:01:23Z")
Has Joel announced which movies are going to air? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/32 "2013-11-25T21:41:32Z")
Ah, Space Mutiny: “She’s presenting like a baboon in heat!” “The oldest teenager in outer space.” Railings! Biff Hardbody! Rock McCheesehard! ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/33 "2013-11-25T21:45:45Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > Ah, Space Mutiny: > > “She’s presenting like a baboon in heat!” > > “The oldest teenager in outer space.” > > Railings! > > Biff Hardbody! Rock McCheesehard! “Look alive, people! Oh…sorry, Susan.” ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/34 "2013-11-25T22:47:40Z")
If you go to the website posted in the OP, it says Joel will have an “Ask Me Anything” thread tomorrow (Tuesday) afternoon on another message board. I’m looking forward to both the Turkey Day marathon and the AMA. [“This is absolutely fascinating.”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REH5QiV0-dU) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/35 "2013-11-25T23:12:08Z")
“Apparently you CAN be too rich and too thin.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2013, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/36 "2013-11-25T23:13:32Z")
“What about the TORTURE?!” ---
**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/37 "2013-11-26T02:55:18Z")
The high court may well sentence you to TOR-CHA! ---
**Author:** ![panamajack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@panamajack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panamajack)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/38 "2013-11-26T03:03:03Z")
Not related to the Thanksgiving marathon, but some people might be interested to know that [Manos](http://www.manosinhd.com/) has been restored thanks to a discovery a much higher quality print, and will at some point be released on Blu-Ray. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2013, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/39 "2013-11-29T00:49:56Z")
Final Sacrifice is on now. The link to the youtube is below if you want to tune in right now. [Rowzdower!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=j_jrJCRlItM) ---
**Author:** ![irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irritant)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-science-theater-3000-turkey-day-marathon-is-back/674213/40 "2013-11-29T01:36:30Z")
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