# Mystery Sex Tool in Peach Jello package **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643 "2024-11-23T06:15:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/1 "2024-11-23T06:15:14Z")
Peach is the only Jello flavor worth a fuck. There is ‘Red’ (Cherry, Raspberry, Strawberry) which all taste the same, Orange, which tastes like Open Ass, and Green (Lime) which is a Crime Against Humanity. But I can I get Peach in my store? No. A Friend (I have one, it turns out) sends me some. We won’t get into the economics of this, especially with what comes next… Three boxes of the half-serve Jello. 2 cups instead of 4. Works for me! But in the plastic bag, is another plastic bag. And in this plastic bag is a 6 5/8" Stainless Steel rod with one end a flat circle and the other end a ball about the size of a Pachinko Ball. Very nice work. Not some kinda thing just thrown together. Like I say, Stainless Steel. Perfect. Easily worth 10x the Jello. What is it? Where did it come from? What do I do with it? (I got some ideas…) ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/2 "2024-11-23T06:42:03Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > What do I do with it? I figure you could eat some Jell-O using it. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/3 "2024-11-23T13:30:23Z")
Do you not have a high-quality, high-resolution camera immediately at hand like almost everyone else? So you could actually show us the mystery object? I see some Jell-O comes with a spoon now, I assume you have some specialized variation of that? > **[Amazon.com : Jell-O Gelatin Dessert, 3 Oz - Peach Gelatin With Golden Ss Spoon -...](https://www.amazon.com/Gelatin-Dessert-Oz-Birthdays-Celebrations/dp/B0CRCKMWZ3)** > > Rediscover the of treats with gelatin Jello Peach Dessert, a standout among dessert mixes the of ripe, juicy peaches, their summer aroma and sweet flavor, captured in an easy-to-make confection With gelatin jelly , youre not just choosing a sweet... ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/4 "2024-11-23T15:28:49Z")
Some thread titles ya just gotta click out of sheer curiosity… No idea what the OP object could be, but since this thread will probably tangent away to “weird or gross things found in packaged food products” I may as well begin: many years ago, like probably not too long after the invention of microwave popcorn, I was eating a bag of it (don’t remember the brand), and when I got to the bottom I found, along with the obligatory few unpopped kernels, several short, curly, thick dark hairs 🤮 I actually wrote the company an angry letter (that’s how long ago we’re talking- a physical snail-mail letter) and they responded with a generic form letter apology and some coupons. Sure, just what I want- more of your disgusting product, thanks a lot! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/5 "2024-11-23T16:13:55Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Some thread titles ya just gotta click out of sheer curiosity… That’s why they write them that way, even when the contents disappoint. I’ve heard it called clickbait. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/6 "2024-11-23T17:05:17Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > That’s why they write them that way, even when the contents disappoint. Well, I also saw it was written by @Gatopescado , so I didn’t think the contents would disappoint. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/7 "2024-11-23T17:09:27Z")
Rediscover the of treats? The …. what? Why do we need such a mystery in a Jello ad? And Golden Ss Spoon gives it a weird nazi connection. There does seem to be something going on here. I’m not convinced that peach jello is even a thing. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/8 "2024-11-23T18:23:00Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > 6 5/8" Stainless Steel rod with one end a flat circle and the other end a ball about the size of a Pachinko Ball I asked chagpt to create a picture of this object and this is the reply I received: “I couldn’t create the image you requested because it didn’t align with our content policy. If you have a different idea or need help refining your request, feel free to let me know!” LOL! By any chance does your friend make pottery? It sounds like the sort of thing potters keep around to make impressions with. ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/9 "2024-11-23T18:34:15Z")
Maybe I misunderstood and it was just a swizzle stick, in which case you are supposed to stir the mixture with it. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/10 "2024-11-23T19:37:26Z")
FYI, peach gummies taste just like peach jello. ---
**Author:** ![markn\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@markn\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markn_1)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/11 "2024-11-23T19:47:15Z")
The only time I eat Jello is the day before a colonoscopy. I’d like to see a photo of this mystery object too. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/12 "2024-11-23T19:50:14Z")
Write to Kraft Heinz, if for no other reason to see how a $2.5K/hr. lawyer responds to “you included a urethral sound in my food.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/13 "2024-11-24T00:42:57Z")
Would that be a tiny gong? I don’t dare Google 😳 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/14 "2024-11-24T00:48:05Z")
I was assuming that the mystery item was added by the “friend” who sent him the Jell-o, not included from the Jell-o company itself. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/15 "2024-11-24T03:31:39Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I was assuming that the mystery item was added by the “friend” who sent him the Jell-o, That was my guess also. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/16 "2024-11-24T04:38:29Z")
You all are missing the mind-boggling error in the OP. Black Cherry is by far the best **Jell-O** ™ flavor. ---
**Author:** ![Nyvaak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Nyvaak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nyvaak)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/17 "2024-11-24T08:44:54Z")
> [@Greg\_Charles](#): > > I’m not convinced that peach jello is even a thing. Peach Jello does indeed exist, and since the apparent discontinuation of watermelon flavor Jello, it is my go-to flavor for making a Jello brain. The light color of peach makes it easier to get that nice tan-grey cerebral cortex color with a few drops of the right food color. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/18 "2024-11-24T09:02:39Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > But in the plastic bag, is another plastic bag. And in this plastic bag is a 6 5/8" Stainless Steel rod with one end a flat circle and the other end a ball about the size of a Pachinko Ball. Very nice work. Not some kinda thing just thrown together. Like I say, Stainless Steel. Perfect. Easily worth 10x the Jello. > > What is it? Difficult for people who haven’t seen “it” to give any idea of what you’re talking about. Doubly difficult for those of us who have no friggin’ clue what a pachinko ball even is, let alone looks like. Are you able to upload a pic to a hosting site, such as imgr or similar, and then give us a linky-poo, so we can see what in the holy fuck you’re talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/19 "2024-11-24T13:06:53Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Doubly difficult for those of us who have no friggin’ clue what a pachinko ball even is, let alone looks like. It’s those balls that kids catch pachinkos in in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/20 "2024-11-24T13:34:29Z")
I’m trying to wrap my mind around the idea that there are adults who eat Jello. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643.md?page=2)