# Mystery Sex Tool in Peach Jello package

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643 "2024-11-23T06:15:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/41 "2024-11-24T22:01:09Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> Lemon or lime are so boring but in the clinch marginally better than nothing.

Jolly Rancher green apple really tastes like green apple.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/42 "2024-11-24T22:03:58Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Jolly Rancher green apple really tastes like green apple

Thank you for that tip-that’s encouraging.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/43 "2024-11-24T22:09:27Z")

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👍

This is good, too:

> **[Amazon.com : Jell-O Gelatin Snacks, Mango, 3-Ounce : Gelatin Dessert Mixes :...](https://www.amazon.com/JELL-Jello-Gelatin-Dessert-Ounce/dp/B00BXLQ6GM)**
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> UNIT

That’s another flavor I used the first time I made rainbow popcorn.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/44 "2024-11-24T22:18:33Z")

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I’m of this belief myself.

Just pick your favorite color.

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**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/45 "2024-11-24T23:12:49Z")

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> [@Ellecram](#):
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> Jello is eaten only for hospital stays and colonoscopy prep.  
> Occasionally when following some harebrained diet.

I eat Jello, and I like it. Especially with fruit cocktail and some canned whipped cream. Yum! 😋

> [@Greg\_Charles](#):
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> Amazon has three boxes for like $15, sometimes including the gold spoon and sometimes not. Walmart has a box for like $1.80, but it’s in different, cheaper looking packaging. Jell-o is brand name though, right? Knockoffs couldn’t call themselves Jell-o, or could they?

The Jello package design changed recently, so there’s still some of both out there.

I haven’t seen some of the flavors people have mentioned, so maybe I’m not going to the right stores. I want to try the rainbow popcorn.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/46 "2024-11-24T23:34:05Z")

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Jello is made by boiling bones. Maybe the OP misidentified a knee joint that needed to go back in the pot for a few hours.

(Or a bonus prize! I bet it was a hoof).

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/47 "2024-11-25T05:03:40Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Do you not have a high-quality, high-resolution camera…

Well, I probaby do, but don’t know how to use it properly… Seems to be a theme…

> [@solost](#):
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> so I didn’t think the contents would disappoint.

Aww! Thanks for the vote of confidence!

> [@Chefguy](#):
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> I’m trying to wrap my mind around the idea that there are adults who eat Jello.

Well, exactly. I thought that as soon as hit ‘Reply’. But hey, I can only drink so much

> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> and he has not returned to clarify.

I been _BUSY!_😋

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/48 "2024-11-25T05:33:32Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I was assuming that the mystery item was added by the “friend” who sent him the Jell-o, not included from the Jell-o company itself.

Let me clarify…

Got a big paper mailer… From Amazon or Ebay or whoever. Someone ordered this and got sent from a third party. Inside was a plastic bag. Inside that bag was two other bags. Both sealed tightly and taped up. One had 3 boxes of the Craved Peach Jello. The other had inside, a metal object, inside another plastic sleeve, The Apparatus.

This thing is like Medical Quality Stainless Steel. Real nice piece of work.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/49 "2024-11-25T05:52:02Z")

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> [@Moriarty](#):
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> Jello is made by boiling bones.  
> . . .

Actually it’s  
warning, gross disgusting info ahead:

> **Don't look; you don't want to know.**
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> Mostly made from the skin of the cows. The skins are essentially left to rot, then steamed for a day or so and the drippings are then filtered and condensed. After that the resulting goo is dried and powdered. Yum!!

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/50 "2024-11-25T05:55:05Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> One had 3 boxes of the Craved Peach Jello. The other had inside, a metal object, inside another plastic sleeve, The Apparatus.
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> This thing is like Medical Quality Stainless Steel. Real nice piece of work.

There’s someone else who recently showed up in another thread, who can’t use capital letters to save their life.

Y’all need to team up, and share.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/51 "2024-11-25T05:58:00Z")

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Perfectly readable.  
As far as I can tell.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/52 "2024-11-25T05:58:23Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Y’all need to team up, and share.

Depending on how they roll, I’ve got a nice new shiny tool!

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**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/53 "2024-11-25T13:14:53Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> > [@Chefguy](#):
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> > I’m trying to wrap my mind around the idea that there are adults who eat Jello.
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> Well, exactly. I thought that as soon as hit ‘Reply’. But hey, I can only drink so much

Jello shots!

> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Actually it’s  
> warning, gross disgusting info ahead:
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> Don’t look; you don’t want to know.

I looked. Ewww.

They should change the expression “finding out how the sausage is made” to “finding out how the Jello is made”.

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/54 "2024-11-25T13:20:37Z")

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You know how there’s always room for Jello?

Maybe the OP got the speculum that makes that possible.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/55 "2024-11-25T13:35:32Z")

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I remember way back when sex didn’t need tools.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/56 "2024-11-25T13:45:24Z")

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> [@Kron](#):
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> I like Lime Jell-O, which I am beginning to think puts me in the minority…

Lime is my favorite. Lemon and the various red flavors are okay, too. But i really like the lime.

> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Jolly Rancher green apple really tastes like green apple.

Soooo many brands have switched their green flavor from delicious lime to horrible “green apple”. 😢

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/57 "2024-11-25T14:13:31Z")

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[https://www.amazon.com/s?k=stirrer+stainless+steel&crid=2P0T8WL9ZIMVK&sprefix=stirrer+stainless+steel%2Caps%2C1065](https://www.amazon.com/s?k=stirrer+stainless+steel&crid=2P0T8WL9ZIMVK&sprefix=stirrer+stainless+steel%2Caps%2C1065)

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/58 "2024-11-25T14:32:31Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> I remember way back when sex didn’t need tools.

You must be reeeally old, because sex tools are almost as old as sex:

[The 28,000-Year History of the Dildo - (barcelona-metropolitan.com)](https://www.barcelona-metropolitan.com/features/history/the-28-000-year-history-of-the-dildo/#:~:text=28%2C000%20Year%20Old%20Dildos%20and%20Famous%20Hohle&text=At%20our%20current%20estimate%2C%20the,in%20Germany's%20Swabian%20Jura%20region)).

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I think she’s referring to her age and her needs, not to human history and what some people do.

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**Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/60 "2024-11-25T14:43:52Z")

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> [@TruCelt](#):
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> Actually it’s  
> warning, gross disgusting info ahead:
> 
> Don’t look; you don’t want to know.

> [@solost](#):
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> They should change the expression “finding out how the sausage is made” to “finding out how the Jello is made”.

And that, folks, is why they don’t do tours of the Jello factory. At least I’d swear I heard/read that somewhere, and it certainly makes sense, but I have no idea where I picked it up. There are youtube ‘how it’s made’ type videos from [other gelatin factories](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=x3a7M2Wq4fo), but I couldn’t find much about Jell-O

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