# Mystery Sex Tool in Peach Jello package **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2024, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643 "2024-11-23T06:15:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/61 "2024-11-25T14:48:41Z")
I was being funny. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/62 "2024-11-25T14:49:49Z")
> [@puzzlegal](#): > > I think she’s referring to her age and her needs, not to human history and what some people do. > [@SuntanLotion](#): > > I was being funny. I know, I tried to be funny, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/63 "2024-11-25T14:50:27Z")
Here’s the 36 year old [Straight Dope article](https://www.straightdope.com/21341863/is-it-true-gelatin-is-made-from-decaying-animal-hides) describing the Jell-O making process. The “plant just outside of Boston” closed down in 2014. It’s now a [senior living community](https://delaneyatthevale.com/), I don’t know if they make Soylent flavored Jell-O there. ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2024, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/64 "2024-11-25T16:31:41Z")
I tried to make champagne jello from a Martha Stewart recipe. The process was exactly the opposite of what it should have been, so it was a failure, and now I don’t trust any of Martha’s recipes. It would be fun to do different flavors from the usual jello lineup. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/65 "2024-11-26T11:00:24Z")
[quote=“MagicEyes, post:64, topic:1010643”] . . . The process was exactly the opposite of what it should have been, so it was a failure, . . .[/quote] Did she have you pouring cold water into boiling champagne or something?? ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/66 "2024-11-29T17:43:54Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > I tried to make champagne jello from a Martha Stewart recipe. Random question asked of nobody in particular…I’ve noticed some recipes calling for champagne when it doesn’t seem to make any sense to use champagne instead of white wine, since the carbonation won’t be preserved. Is there anything in particular about champagne that would make it more desirable to use for something like making jello, over a good quality white wine? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/67 "2024-11-29T17:58:16Z")
Knowing Martha.(I don’t) she harvested her own Gelatin from her self-sustaining farmstead in Turkey Poop, Conn. Cut off her horses hooves with an antique horse hoofer. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/68 "2024-11-29T18:04:38Z")
She has a gelatin farm in Maine. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/69 "2024-11-29T18:15:33Z")
> [@Eric1](#): > > It could have been shoved in accidentally. Yeah right. That’s what people _always_ say about those peach Jell-O mystery sex toys. ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2024, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/70 "2024-11-29T19:02:47Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > IMHO, none of the Jell-O “colors” really taste any different from any other. They taste hugely different to me, from gross to excellent. ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/71 "2024-11-30T13:53:18Z")
I loved this thread so wondered if Gatopescado ever found out what the little tool was. I swear I saw something like it in an Indio, California historical museum yesterday. My nephews dragged me through a century-old doctor’s office renovated with exhibits and they had some tools like this in the little exam room. They also had an adjacent blacksmith shop with tool-laden exhibits and some of them could have been similar. Naturally my 10 and 12 year old nephews were too keyed-up for me to stop and look at tools with this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/72 "2024-11-30T16:45:57Z")
> [@Eric1](#): > > I loved this thread so wondered if Gatopescado ever found out what the little tool was. It is a stirrer. I posted a link to many similar (and cheap) designs earlier in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/73 "2024-11-30T17:08:27Z")
And of course the stirrer was not actually _in_ the Jell-O package but packaged separately. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/74 "2024-11-30T18:06:05Z")
Yeah, I reckon its just a fancy stirrer. Kinda strange and out of place, but whatever. > [@Eric1](#): > > My nephews dragged me through a century-old doctor’s office renovated with exhibits and they had some tools like this in the little exam room. I’ve got a half-dozen old dental instruments from the 1800’s handed down through the family. I took them from the old paper envelope they were given to me in and mounted them on a wooden plaque and have them displayed on the wall. These are some seriously gruesome looking implements. Real Horror Show. Lots of sharp pointy stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643/75 "2024-11-30T19:04:37Z")
> [@Eric1](#): > > …found out what the little tool was. [Found it! Drizzler, indeed!](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=Dp%2B4uMTO&id=290C945415B72A4989444FE91ABECCF49AAB8429&thid=OIP.Dp-4uMTO1q5ohRlX2sVHsgAAAA&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fm.media-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FI%2F51PhQ2Ti%2BDL._SY300_SX300_.jpg&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.0e9fb8b8c4ced6ae68851957dac547b2%3Frik%3DKYSrmvTMvhrpTw%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=300&expw=300&q=moofin+stirrer&simid=608014976010039525&FORM=IRPRST&ck=63A6554B5A3BDAE06B197CEC2E6476CF&selectedIndex=3&itb=0&cw=1527&ch=744&ajaxhist=0&ajaxserp=0) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mystery-sex-tool-in-peach-jello-package/1010643.md?page=3)