# N. Carolina Lt Governor Mark Robinson

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 12, 2024, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761 "2024-03-12T17:47:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761/21 "2024-03-31T11:03:22Z")

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And here’s to you, Mr. Robinson  
Trump loves you more than you will know  
Whoa, whoa, whoa

We’d like to know a little bit about you for our files  
We’d like to help you learn to hurt people  
Look around you, all you see are sycophantic eyes  
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home  
Whoa whoa

I’m tired or I might do the whole song. If someone else wants to take a shot at it, please do!

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761/22 "2024-03-31T11:10:07Z")

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I’d change that to “Trump loves you less than you know”.

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**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761/23 "2024-03-31T12:19:37Z")

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> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> I don’t understand this at all. It doesn’t make any sense to me.

1. He’s a colored fellow.
2. He’s delivering the message that America needs to hear (play along now, no comparing messages).
3. He doesn’t dial it down with all that peace and love stuff like that namby-pamby, Dr. King.

See? Simple.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761/24 "2024-03-31T13:48:04Z")

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And he’s a big guy, so Trump assumes steroids?

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 16, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/n-carolina-lt-governor-mark-robinson/998761/25 "2024-04-16T23:19:43Z")

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@Stratocaster’s post is close to mine, but I wrote this a while ago and forgot to submit.

> [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](#):
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> > [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> > He’s been described by Trump as MLK on steroids. ⁢
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> I don’t understand this at all. It doesn’t make any sense to me. ⁢

You’re probably overthinking it. It’s just puffery. MLK is the one black person that even racists know they’re supposed to respect. So he stands for “great black guy.” And then Trump says this guy is even better!

That their ideologies don’t match doesn’t matter to Trump. They aren’t actually people to him, anyways.

(I almost said “black people aren’t people to him,” but I’d say it’s true of all people, really.)

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