# naked at home

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-at-home/707482>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 17, 2014, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-at-home/707482 "2014-12-17T11:14:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![RID905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@RID905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RID905)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-at-home/707482/21 "2014-12-18T02:01:42Z")

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Soon as I come home from work, I’m down to my tighty-whities.

I’m sitting at my computer “al fresco” right now, before I go to bed.

If I wear anything to bed, I will find it across the room on the floor in the morning.  
Some time during the night it will get taken off and flung.

Keeps the mice population down. They’re a squeamish lot, and the sight of a hairy bear gut freaks them out.

😛

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**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-at-home/707482/22 "2014-12-18T02:15:35Z")

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My wife makes me post my sexual fantasies on message boards. I used to find that frustrating, but now I’ve learned to type one handed.

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**Author:** ![RID905](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@RID905](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RID905)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-at-home/707482/23 "2014-12-18T02:26:05Z")

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( drum roll )

Don’t worry folks, he’s here all week.

Try the veal !!!

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