# Naked, beer-swilling burglar...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-beer-swilling-burglar/184774>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 27, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-beer-swilling-burglar/184774 "2003-06-27T15:49:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-beer-swilling-burglar/184774/1 "2003-06-27T15:49:23Z")

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[This story](http://jacksonville.com/tu-online/apnews/stories/062703/D7RU5AFG2.html) just cracked me up - especially this line:

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> **"He didn’t seem to be very cooperative with deputies after they arrested him," she said.**

Not very cooperative, huh? Really?

😃

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-beer-swilling-burglar/184774/2 "2003-06-27T15:55:56Z")

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> naked, unarmed burglar emerging from their bedroom

I got an image of an armless naked dude in my head.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-beer-swilling-burglar/184774/3 "2003-06-27T15:56:59Z")

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Hey! Who you callin’ a burglar?