# Naked celebrity poll **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 29, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782 "2000-05-29T04:38:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/1 "2000-05-29T04:38:55Z")
Why not? Which living celebrity would you most like to see naked and which would you least like to see naked? This is live and in person, but looking only; start your own thread for sexual fantasies. My choices are: Most like to see: Winona Ryder Least like to see: Walter Cronkite ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/2 "2000-05-29T05:31:51Z")
Hmmm…this requires a bit of thought. Lord knows there are MANY celebrities I wouldn’t mind a night alone with so that I might know them in the biblical sense…but just to look at? Hmmm… Most like to see: Brad Pitt, methinks Least like to see: It’s a toss-up between Elton John and Bea Arthur. (disclaimer: I’m a huge fan of Elton’s music. I’ve seen him in concert twice and once listened to nothing but his Greatest Hits vol. 1 for 3 months. Bea Arthur, on the other hand, annoys the hell out of me. But that’s not why I don’t want to see her naked.) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/3 "2000-05-29T08:00:25Z")
Most like to see: the red-haired chick from ‘That 70’s Show’. Anybody know her name? Least like to see: Mimi from ‘Drew Carey Show’ ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/4 "2000-05-29T11:58:14Z")
Most like to see: Sebastian Spence (he stars in First Wave on the sci fi network, and has done other stuff) Least like to see: Drew Carey ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/5 "2000-05-29T12:05:35Z")
Most likely to cause me to go into a coma : Louie Anderson Woman that could bring me out of it : Pamela Anderson I’m just hoping the coma erases the memory of Louie ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/6 "2000-05-29T14:54:45Z")
Spooj, the red-haired girl from That 70’s Show is Laura Prepon. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/7 "2000-05-29T16:11:10Z")
Most like to see: Rebecca de Mornay not like to see: Mimi from the Drew Carey ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/8 "2000-05-29T16:16:56Z")
Most want to see: Claire Danes Least want to see: Julia Child Come on, folks! Get creative with your "don’t wanna"s! ---
**Author:** ![Pizzle\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Pizzle\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzle_Boy)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/9 "2000-05-29T19:33:22Z")
Most: Salma Hyak (been done, so I’m happy 😛 ) Least: Chief Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/10 "2000-05-29T19:37:03Z")
but how about a “just out of curiuosity” category? Jamie Lee Curtis ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/11 "2000-05-29T19:57:00Z")
Most: Sarah Michelle Gellar (after all, she was just voted “Best Female Butt”) Least: Alfred Hitchcock ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/12 "2000-05-29T20:34:34Z")
Gosh–not a lot of girls are responding to this! Most like to: Ewan MacGregor (yeah yeah, I have seen “Velvet Goldmine” and “The Pillow Box,” but he’s still ranks first on my list) In a close second: circa 1973 Robert Plant Least like to: Ted Nugent ---
**Author:** ![\_Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/4da419/32.png) [@\_Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/13 "2000-05-29T23:05:06Z")
Most like to see: Tom Cruise naked. not like to see: Drew Carey ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/14 "2000-05-29T23:35:12Z")
Most like to see: The Dixie Chicks. (Yes, all three of them.) Least like to see: Judge Judy. ---
**Author:** ![Devil\_In\_Disguise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Devil\_In\_Disguise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Devil_In_Disguise)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/15 "2000-05-30T02:33:53Z")
Most like to see: Denise Richards Least like to see: Renee Richards ---
**Author:** ![Drew\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/958977/32.png) [@Drew\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drew_Blade)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/16 "2000-05-30T02:46:51Z")
Most: Bill Clinton Least: Hillary Clinton ---
**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/17 "2000-05-30T14:46:45Z")
Most like to see: Antonio Banderas Least like to see: Steve Buscemi (sp?) ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/18 "2000-05-30T14:56:46Z")
most like to see: gillian anderson, with or without soap bubbles. least like to see: cartmans mom ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/19 "2000-05-30T15:14:23Z")
I want to see Jeri Ryan from Star Trek Voyager naked. Actually, just having her stand in front of me wearing that uniform of hers would do just fine. I don’t want to see Margret Thatcher on a cold day (or a warm one) naked Voyaristicly yours, Graeme ---
**Author:** ![billyt123](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@billyt123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billyt123)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/20 "2000-05-30T17:26:30Z")
Most like to see: Britney Spears Least Like to see: Sally Jessy Raphael [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782.md?page=2)