# Naked celebrity poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 29, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782 "2000-05-29T04:38:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/21 "2000-05-30T17:36:53Z")

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Most: That girl from “My Father The Hero” who now plays the alien in Roswell

Least: Ernest Borgnine.

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/22 "2000-05-30T18:11:11Z")

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I think Steve Buscemi is kinda cute. . . I don’t wanna see him naked either, but he’s certainly not my last choice.

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**Author:** ![Geenius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Geenius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geenius)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/23 "2000-05-30T18:37:14Z")

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Most would have been Jennifer Aniston before she lost all that weight. Now I think it’d be Ming-Na, with Christina Applegate a close runner-up.

Least … sorry I can’t be more creative, but it’s gotta be Mimi.

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**Author:** ![Sledman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Sledman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sledman)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/24 "2000-05-30T18:59:25Z")

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Lucy Lawless

or wait Daisy Fuentes.

Can I have an exemption and get both at once?

So many women to see naked so little time.  
Least like to see…

Rosie O’Donnell!!!

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**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/25 "2000-05-31T12:52:02Z")

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Okay, for all of you dying to see certain celebrities in the buff, there’s help. A book entitled “The Bare Facts” has pretty much all celebrity nudity in films indexed by movie, time into the movie, and what type of nudity you will see. (Fake example: “At 12:09 into the movie you will catch a 1.9 second glimpse of Courtney Cox’s left breast.”) There is also a wb site, but I haven’t checked it out yet:

[http://www.barefacts.com](http://www.barefacts.com)

Good luck! 😉

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**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/26 "2000-05-31T21:52:20Z")

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Most like to see naked: Ben Affleck

Least: Any of the Backstreet Boys. Ewww!

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**Author:** ![dook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cdc98d/32.png) [@dook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dook)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/27 "2000-06-01T21:02:13Z")

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two words.

Ally McNaked.  
-dook

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**Author:** ![Proudest\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/proudest_monkey/32/13257_2.png) [@Proudest\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Proudest_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/28 "2000-06-01T22:28:46Z")

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Most: Denzel Washington  
Least: Can’t think of anyone whose disgusting factor sufficiently overrides my curiosity factor.

Julie

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/29 "2000-06-02T01:12:30Z")

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Most like to see: Nikki Cox (she’s the only reason I ever watch that “Married with Children” rip-off)  
Least like to see: Wayne Knight

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**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/30 "2000-06-02T01:46:03Z")

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Most: Allyson Hannigan  
mmm… Willow. Yeah, I know her character on _Buffy_ is no longer driving stick, but she still is.

Least: I don’t really want to have to think about this enough to come up with an answer.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/31 "2000-06-02T07:50:55Z")

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> Most like to see: Nikki Cox (she’s the only reason I ever watch that “Married with Children” rip-off)  
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I compliment you on your taste, but both Wendy Benson and Kristanna Loken are fetching in their own right 😃

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/32 "2000-06-02T15:43:30Z")

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Well, I already have naked pictures of Marky Mark in all his, ahem, glory (and oh, is it ever pretty!), so that desire has been fulfilled. Unfulfilled wish: Brady Anderson of the Orioles. I’ve got the pic of him in those spandex shorts **yum!** but would love to see the rest. Or Ralph Fiennes would be fine as well.

Least want to see: Bob Dole. I already know waaaay too much with the whole Viagra thing.

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/33 "2000-06-03T06:07:13Z")

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Most: An actress from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The 1 that plays the goofy aunt. YUM!

Least: Ally McNaked. Ewww. To much like necrophillia for me. Am I the only 1 who thinks she has the physique of a year-old corpse?

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**Author:** ![L.Ron\_Hoover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@L.Ron\_Hoover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/L.Ron_Hoover)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/34 "2000-06-03T06:11:20Z")

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Most: Christina Ricci and Sarah Michelle Gellar  
Least: Martha Stewart and Dr. Laura(yeah, I know the pics are out there, but that doesn’t mean I want to see them)

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/35 "2000-06-03T06:39:04Z")

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> Most: An actress from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. The 1 that plays the goofy aunt. YUM!
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> Least: Ally McNaked. Ewww. To much like necrophillia for me. Am I the only 1 who thinks she has the physique of a year-old corpse?  
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I will give that one an AMEN! I don’t do sticks.

Most: Doritos Girl  
Least: Pepsi Girl, Rosie O 'Donell, Judge Judy, et al…

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2000, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/36 "2000-06-03T10:35:41Z")

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I’d love to see Minnie Driver uncensored.

But Never, ever, **ever** , _ **ever** _, **EVER** do I want to catch Janet Reno taking off her clothes!

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/37 "2000-06-04T00:52:59Z")

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Thanks for your vote of confidence, **DRY** , but (pardon my ignorance) who are Wendy Benson and Kristanna Loken?

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/38 "2000-06-04T10:45:43Z")

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> Thanks for your vote of confidence, **DRY** , but (pardon my ignorance) who are Wendy Benson and Kristanna Loken?  
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One should never be ignorant about good looking women! However, one should be perfectly willing to share information re the same.

Wendy Benson was a regular (“Barbara”) on Unhappily Ever After’s last season. (I confess, I was a fan of that show)

She also guested on the season before the last one (my guess is they really liked her guest shot–she came back as the same character)

She was also in one or more episodes of “90210” and one episode of “The X-files”. Also the movie “Wishmaster” (This via IMDB–I haven’t seen the TV episodes and only part of Wishmaster)

Here’s a picture of her…

[http://www.andromeda.rutgers.edu/~bassano/wendy781.jpg](http://www.andromeda.rutgers.edu/~bassano/wendy781.jpg)

Kristanna Loken was in one of the earlier seasons of Unhappily as “Sable”.

She was also in the “Mortal Kombat” TV series as a regular and guested in “Law and Order”, “Lois and Clark”, and “Star Trek Voyager” (again, via IMDB)

A picture of her:  
[http://home.sol.no/~eggbert/kristanna/pics/eas-lok01.jpg](http://home.sol.no/~eggbert/kristanna/pics/eas-lok01.jpg)

In closing:

1. Did you know that between the time I hit reply and submitted the final post, a 1/2 hour had elapsed? I had to do quite a bit of, uh, research. 🙂

2. If the rest of you want to post links to some of the lesser known babes (men, too, I guess, but I don’t really care about them 😉 ), I would appreciate the reciprocity…😃

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**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/39 "2000-06-04T21:01:30Z")

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I want to change my vote, I forgot about Christina Ricci. Good call **L.Ron Hoover**!

Thanks for the support, **Saint Zero**.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/40 "2000-06-04T21:35:19Z")

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Most = [Kylie Minogue](http://158.94.58.8/andyj/kylie/kylie089.jpg)

Least = Boss Hog from _The Dukes of Hazzard_

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