# Naked celebrity poll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 29, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782 "2000-05-29T04:38:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/41 "2000-06-07T22:29:15Z")

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Thanks for the links DRY. Kristianna Loken is especially hot, although I’m going to stick with my initial post in this thread. I’ll let you know if I find some links to some lesser-known babes!

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/42 "2000-06-08T00:29:27Z")

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**Least** like to see naked list:

Rush Limbaugh  
Joe Don Baker  
Howard Stern  
Heatherlee of ex-SDMB fame 😉

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**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/43 "2000-06-08T01:12:58Z")

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Most: Jared Leto  
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Least: Divine  
[url=http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304484054.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif](http://us.imdb.com/Gallery?0146336;;8)

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**Author:** ![Obvious\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Obvious\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Obvious_Guy)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/44 "2000-06-08T01:38:18Z")

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Hmmm so many to choose from…

Most:Mariah Carey (I have a thing for red heads)

Least:Drew Carey haha!

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**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/45 "2000-06-08T01:46:14Z")

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Most: Christina Aguilera  
Least: Oprah (and lucky me, i saw Beloved) _vomit_

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/46 "2000-06-08T07:02:45Z")

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Ok, even though I’m a girl, I’m secure enough in my sexuality that I can say I can look at naked women, too. So, I’ve got a choice for both sexes.

Most like to see: Nicole Kidman & Ewan McGregor  
Least like to see: Madeline Albright & George Bush

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/47 "2000-06-08T11:05:09Z")

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> Thanks for the links DRY. Kristianna Loken is especially hot, although I’m going to stick with my initial post in this thread. I’ll let you know if I find some links to some lesser-known babes!  
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I’ll have you know that I went through great turmoil and had to stifle my…uh…purity…to find those pics. I hope that you appreciate the sacrifice I went through for a fellow doper.

Yeah, right. 😃

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/48 "2000-06-08T13:20:10Z")

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Most: Laeitia Casta  
Least: Janet Reno

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/49 "2000-06-08T19:46:45Z")

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Most: Christa Miller from Drew Carey  
Least : Ron and Nancy Reagan separately or together. Ohhh and nobodies mentioned Linda Tripp yet.

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**Author:** ![Ozone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e95f7d/32.png) [@Ozone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ozone)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/50 "2000-06-08T19:54:22Z")

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Most: Alicia Silverstone  
Least: Linda Tripp

Oh, let’s not forget Angelina Jolie… mmmmmmmm. Those lips drive me absolutely NUTS!! Lucky for us she’s done some nudes. Oh man, good enough to eat, I tell you. 😛

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/51 "2000-06-09T17:06:50Z")

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I would most like to see Elizabeth Hurley nekkid

For the least, Mimi(?) from Drew Carey’s show. Yeek!

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/52 "2000-06-10T07:54:27Z")

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Most: Catharine Zeta-Jones  
Least: Tie between Pee-Wee Herman and Michael Jackson

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/53 "2000-06-10T08:28:24Z")

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Most (sheer lust): Oh god. Seth Green, maybe, presuming he’s of age. Or Rupert Everett. Or Julian Sands.  
Most (curiosity): Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys. He’s also the oldest man I’d intentionally pursue.  
Least: Dr. Laura.

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**Author:** ![Darkpyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@Darkpyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkpyre)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/54 "2000-06-11T02:24:41Z")

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Most: Brittany Spears  
Least:Rush Limbah

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/55 "2000-06-12T03:47:12Z")

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matt\_mlc

I think Seth Green is like 28 or something. Scary.

Just for kicks, I will pick one of each gender:

Yessssss!: Jeremy London, male. Angelina Jolie, female.

Nooooooo!: Larry King, male. The surviving Fat Lady from the Two Fat Ladies cooking show, female.

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**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/56 "2000-06-12T03:51:25Z")

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I can’t believe no one’s said Russell Crowe yet, so I have to give him an honorable mention.

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**Author:** ![madd1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@madd1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madd1)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/57 "2000-06-12T10:54:42Z")

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most like to see: Jeri Ryan  
Least like to see: Madeline Albright (with reservation)

Reservation: Madeline Albright doing Bill Clinton with a strap-on.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/58 "2000-06-12T14:52:38Z")

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Need you ask.

HUGS!  
Sqrl

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-celebrity-poll/20782/59 "2000-06-12T16:44:23Z")

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Least - **Preston Manning**

That’d be enough to reform anyone!

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