# Naked man molests shoe salesman with trout **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 15, 2009, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420 "2009-01-15T14:09:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/21 "2009-01-15T21:26:55Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Hmmm, I wonder how hard you’d have to slap someone in the face with a trout to kill him… Multiple choice: A. Steelhead Trout - not very hard. B. Rainbow Trout - somewhat more so. C. Reel, reel hard. ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/22 "2009-01-15T23:03:55Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Multiple choice: > > A. Steelhead Trout - not very hard. > B. Rainbow Trout - somewhat more so. > C. Reel, reel hard. Much also depends, I would assume, whether it was a fresh or deep frozen trout, regardless the subspecies. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2009, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/23 "2009-01-15T23:22:26Z")
Just so I’m sure: the guy was taking bites from both the trout _and_ the victim? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/24 "2009-01-16T01:09:28Z")
> [@The\_Scrivener](#): > > BTW, what do you suppose the medical authorities should be testing these men for first – HIV, salmonella, or rabies? Ich? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/25 "2009-01-16T01:24:21Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Just so I’m sure: the guy was taking bites from both the trout _and_ the victim? Yes, he was mixing his meats. He must have been so confused about which wine to order. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/26 "2009-01-16T02:01:43Z")
I, for one, welcome our naked, raw-trout eating, salesman biting overlords. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/27 "2009-01-16T05:25:45Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Ich? I wouldn’t bother testing for Ick unless the trout had obvious signs of scale loss or fin rot, aside from the damage it had already sustained from being carried around and partly devoured by the naked escaped mental patient. BTW, I have no idea if [freshwater] fish can carry salmonella… I was just using that as a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/28 "2009-01-16T08:06:57Z")
> [@The\_Scrivener](#): > > BTW, I have no idea if [freshwater] fish can carry salmonella… I was just using that as a joke. How dare you, sir! Joking around in a thread like this. Tshh! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/29 "2009-01-16T10:46:38Z")
What’s the porpoise of the story? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/30 "2009-01-16T14:05:47Z")
Questions yet unanswered. Exactly where does a naked escaped mental patient get or buy a trout from? If bought, were did the patient (who was naked) keep his money? If fished for, what _equipment_ was used? How did he reel it it? Given the fish? Would you give a fish to a naked escaped mental patient? Was the trout also naked? Inquiring minds need to know! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/31 "2009-01-16T23:16:12Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Questions yet unanswered. > > Exactly where does a naked escaped mental patient get or buy a trout from? He catches it. Trout are rarely sold in supermarkets. > [@](#): > > If bought, were did the patient (who was naked) keep his money? Don’t ask. > [@](#): > > If fished for, what _equipment_ was used? How did he reel it it? Wedding tackle. > [@](#): > > Given the fish? Would you give a fish to a naked escaped mental patient? Counterquestion: if a naked mental patient came up to you & demanded your trout, _who would dare say no?_ > [@](#): > > Was the trout also naked? Have you ever seen one in a nice suit? ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2009, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/32 "2009-01-16T23:24:12Z")
> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#): > > …Have you ever seen [a trout] in a nice suit? [This place](http://www.carriescakes.com/cakes.php?style=12) makes both trout-in-a-tuxedo and salmon-in-a-tuxedo cakes. Close enough? ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/33 "2009-01-17T02:06:22Z")
It begs the question whether the trouser trout was trophy worthy? Or what was the size of the worm that he used to bait the hook? ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/34 "2009-01-17T02:19:21Z")
I hope the salesman got it all in whiting. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/35 "2009-01-17T09:59:45Z")
I hope these puns grunion stop, soon. I’ve had it up to my gills. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/36 "2009-01-17T10:15:28Z")
> [@Khampelf](#): > > I hope these puns grunion stop, soon. I’ve had it up to my gills. They’re giving me a haddock. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/37 "2009-01-17T12:51:35Z")
Maybe the Nekkid Guy did it for the halibut. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/38 "2009-01-17T16:51:03Z")
when the nekkid guy walked in, did the store say “ **Oh My Cod!!** ”? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/39 "2009-01-17T16:54:52Z")
> [@Shirley\_Ujest](#): > > Maybe the Nekkid Guy did it for the halibut. He did it on porpoise. Which is a whole 'nother kink. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2009, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420/40 "2009-01-17T17:26:42Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > He did it on porpoise. > > Which is a whole 'nother kink. As Cod as my witness, he made a bass out of himself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-molests-shoe-salesman-with-trout/481420.md?page=3)