# Naked man running on highway, his prosthenic leg on fire. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272 "2010-07-11T03:33:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/21 "2010-07-13T02:52:49Z")
> [@foxymoron](#): > > Wow. That’s pretty fucking stupid. Fortunately for me, it’s the kind of stupidity I enjoy, from a distance. I couldn’t have said it better! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/22 "2010-07-13T07:26:37Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Is there really an “A Bet’s a Bet” exemption to setting someone on fire? Well, actually, if you read the story again you’ll find that the man _did_ try to take his friends to court. Unfortunately, his lawyers told him he didn’t have a leg to stand on. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/23 "2010-07-13T07:29:58Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Well, actually, if you read the story again you’ll find that the man _did_ try to take his friends to court. Unfortunately, his lawyers told him he didn’t have a leg to stand on. Of course not. There was no evidence of toe-tal damages. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/24 "2010-07-13T07:35:49Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Of course not. There was no evidence of toe-tal damages. :groan: That pun was a truly amazing feet. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/25 "2010-07-13T07:38:25Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > :groan: That pun was a truly amazing feet. Did it touch your sole? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/26 "2010-07-13T07:52:20Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Did it touch your sole? Indeed. I think I knee-d some time to recover. 😛 The pun police are going to lock us up and throw away the key 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/27 "2010-07-13T08:00:00Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Indeed. I think I knee-d some time to recover. It shouldn’t take you long to heel. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/28 "2010-07-13T08:15:42Z")
This thread could limp along for a while, it seems. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/29 "2010-07-13T08:22:54Z")
It’s about to kick off, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/30 "2010-07-13T13:34:11Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > It’s about to kick off, I think. Liar, liar… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/31 "2010-07-13T15:23:58Z")
I think you’re all out on a limb with these puns. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/32 "2010-07-13T15:57:44Z")
“Naked man man running on highway, his prosthetic leg on fire” “Picard and Jalod, at Tenagra” what could it mean Data? ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/33 "2010-07-13T17:18:01Z")
Named Smith? hh ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/34 "2010-07-13T17:19:57Z")
> [@evlkitty](#): > > Marlitharn WINS! 😃 Not to be too big a jerk about it, but, IMHO, post #7 trumps it. Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/35 "2010-07-13T17:31:43Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > I think you’re all out on a limb with these puns. I’ll ax everyone to stop. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/36 "2010-07-13T17:54:56Z")
I was going to join in, but you had to go and hamstring me. _::le thigh::_ ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/37 "2010-07-13T18:05:07Z")
> [@handsomeharry](#): > > Not to be too big a jerk about it, but, IMHO, post #7 trumps it. > > Best wishes, > hh Hey, that’s me! I’m post number 7! _hops up and down_ I won, I won! Wait, what did I win? By the way, I don’t think you’re a jerk at all. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/38 "2010-07-13T18:11:58Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > “Picard and Jalod, at Tenagra” Wasn’t the first one Darmok? ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/39 "2010-07-13T19:30:01Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > I’ll ax everyone to stop. Your jackboots have no sole ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272/40 "2010-07-13T19:36:18Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Hey, that’s me! I’m post number 7! > > Wait, what did I win? A big sack of MONEY!! If’s so full of 100 dollar bills that my servants carry barely it! As soon as I get my heart medicine from the sh [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-man-running-on-highway-his-prosthenic-leg-on-fire/546272.md?page=3)