# Naked Naked Naked!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283 "2005-08-09T15:45:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/21 "2005-08-09T17:07:13Z")
Hello! A much better coming out than mine šŸ™‚ Donā€™t forget me! I want to come to the party! šŸ˜ƒ My coming out post died a quick and painless death in less than three replies. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/22 "2005-08-09T17:12:49Z")
Welcome! In the old days we used to have an elaborate welcoming ceremony, but it was shut down by the Department of Mental Health. So IĆØll just have to say, welcome. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/23 "2005-08-09T17:19:48Z")
I think barrel racing is my favorite rodeo event. Welcome, oh naked one. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/24 "2005-08-09T17:20:09Z")
> [@Barrels](#): > > I work in a VERY Norweigian communinty. Bonus points to anyone who can guess which one šŸ˜ƒ Umm, Stoughton? Thatā€™s where we went for the Syttende Mai festival a couple years, anyway. I grew up in Milwaukee. (Milwaukee ā€“ Chicagoā€™s annoying kid brother!) When come back, bring lefse! ---
**Author:** ![hende](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/aca169/32.png) [@hende](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hende)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/25 "2005-08-09T17:26:54Z")
I would also guess stoughton except for the rodeo part?. Live/grew up in madison, not too far away. ---
**Author:** ![Barrels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@Barrels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrels)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/26 "2005-08-09T17:56:04Z")
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner! Stoughton it is!!! (by the way Stoughton does have a rodeo) Naked barrel racing no, talk about saddle sores šŸ˜ƒ Biking Bullriding? At the party at the bar after the rodeo, mechanical, skin to win, and yes šŸ˜› Hende, I also grew up in Madison, Laf-a-lot class of 2000. I also know about the welcoming ceremony. I do not have a use for a Big Damn Chandlier (sp?) or a goat. Barrels ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/27 "2005-08-09T18:25:33Z")
Welcome! No goats, but I have cats and mix a mean margarita. ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/28 "2005-08-09T18:35:41Z")
Welcome fellow Wisconsin doper! Soon we can begin the complete cheese-ification of the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/29 "2005-08-09T18:40:50Z")
> [@mr bus guy](#): > > Um, was this \*\*naked \*\* barrel racing? Thanks, now I canā€™t get that mental picture out of my brain. It is so vivid that it hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/30 "2005-08-09T18:47:33Z")
Yā€™know, I cannot recall my first thread, but I wish to hell now it was something like **Boobies! Weiners! Naked Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie on a ham sammich!** Sex indeed sells. ---
**Author:** ![Kimhotep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/34f0e0/32.png) [@Kimhotep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimhotep)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/31 "2005-08-09T19:20:37Z")
> [@The Peter Files](#): > > Hmm, have to ask you, why did you pick the name barrells and start with the quote Naked? Iā€™m sure that was just a coincidence, right? Heh. My first thought was ā€œthereā€™s Nakedā€¦& Barrel Feverā€¦maybe sheā€™s a David Sedaris fan!ā€ Iā€™ve lurked since the AOL Days too, & only just registered also. Difference being, I donā€™t have all that much to say, except that itā€™s awkward to feel cameraderie & a sense of familiarity with regulars who had no idea one was lurking all this time! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/32 "2005-08-09T19:22:17Z")
Welcome, welcome, welcome! šŸ™‚ :: searches around for another running gag to use on the newbies :: :: nothing comes to hand :: ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/33 "2005-08-09T19:25:52Z")
::Hands running gag to **Sunspace** :: the cats were playing with it under the deskā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/34 "2005-08-09T19:30:54Z")
Welcome out of lurkerdom!! Good to see ya here! \ ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/35 "2005-08-09T21:51:32Z")
That should be: Naked Naked Naked!!! ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/36 "2005-08-09T22:17:40Z")
> [@Barrels](#): > > I do not have a use for a Big Damn Chandlier (sp?) or a goat. > > Barrels You got it wrong. Do **they** have a use for you ? šŸ˜ƒ And welcome ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/37 "2005-08-09T23:35:46Z")
> [@Barrels](#): > > Lefsa, Norweigian baked good, very thin pancakeish pastry type thing. Best served with butter and cinnamon sugar or my personal favorite Lingonberry jam. I work in a VERY Norweigian communinty. Bonus points to anyone who can guess which one šŸ˜ƒ Iā€™m gonna guess Stoughton, WI ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/38 "2005-08-09T23:37:36Z")
:smack: Perview is my fiend. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/39 "2005-08-09T23:53:19Z")
Swedish Chef Naked Barrel Racing? Bork bork bork! ---
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/40 "2005-08-09T23:55:19Z")
Lefsa is also an anagram for false. And there is nothing worse than false lefsa. The Swedes make them and try to pawn them off on the Finns as the real thing. So how many jokes have you heard about ā€œweā€™ll have a barrel of funā€ and ā€œyou can have me over a barrelā€ and ā€œhow was Niagraā€? And I once worked on this show: [Nude, Nude, Totally Nude!](http://www.eye.net/eye/issue/issue_07.25.96/ARTS/co0725.htm). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283.md?page=3)