# Naked Naked Naked!!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 9, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283 "2005-08-09T15:45:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/41 "2005-08-10T00:02:54Z")

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I love me some lefsa. You have my warm welcome if you give me some lefsa! (I only get it once a year at my in-laws Christmas dinner - and that’s just wrong! Lefsa should be made available year 'round, damnit!)

I live in a very Norwegian area, but it’s Ballard, Seattle. Uff da! (I actually have no idea what that means. I just hear it a lot. I’m still new here.)

_glances around, misses **iampunha** _  
_notices nobody else has done it_

::runs nekkid through thread in homage to pun::

_knocks self out with boobs_

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/42 "2005-08-10T00:20:54Z")

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> [@Anastasaeon](#):
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> ::runs nekkid through thread in homage to pun::
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> _knocks self out with boobs_

ALL RIGHT!!!

**Mr. Bus Guy** just gave me back my Polaroid, so…

_starts snapping pics like mad_

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/43 "2005-08-10T01:00:48Z")

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Polaroids? Forget that.  
:: sets up booth selling copies of the video footage at $5 a pop ::

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/44 "2005-08-10T01:14:27Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> Polaroids? Forget that.  
> :: sets up booth selling copies of the video footage at $5 a pop ::

I’ll take one of those.

::shells out $5::

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**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/45 "2005-08-10T03:19:11Z")

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Uh oh, here we go again! Paging **Evil Overlord Hal Briston**!

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**Author:** ![sneezy5660](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@sneezy5660](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sneezy5660)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/46 "2005-08-10T03:23:48Z")

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Friggin’ coding! How 'bout **Evil Overlord Hal Briston** :smack:

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/47 "2005-08-10T03:59:53Z")

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S’long as we don’t have any more of them Squcks, I think we’ll be ok. :dubious:  
And **Anastaseon** , why are you buying the video of yourself in the buff? Don’t you have access to the real thing? 😃

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**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/48 "2005-08-10T04:02:39Z")

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Welcome, **barrels**. I burning your dog, btw.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/49 "2005-08-10T04:42:35Z")

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:: catches up with thread, especially the video parts ::

So… anyone want menus on their DVD? 😃

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/50 "2005-08-10T05:18:36Z")

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Hey, if you can milk a cow and make lefsa, you don’t have to spell.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/51 "2005-08-10T05:20:55Z")

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As I’ve said to more than a few Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses who came into my house,

“WELCOME! Now get naked on general principal…”

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/52 "2005-08-10T06:26:02Z")

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> [@Spatial Rift 47](#):
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> And **Anastaseon** , why are you buying the video of yourself in the buff? Don’t you have access to the real thing? 😃

Perfecting my technique.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/53 "2005-08-10T13:01:41Z")

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Ah, yes, of course. Wouldn’t want to knock yourself out with your boobs with anything less than stellar technique.

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**Author:** ![Barrels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@Barrels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrels)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/54 "2005-08-10T13:25:48Z")

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Alright its 8:27am And I have shot diet coke out my nose all ready, the mental image of the swedish chef barrel racing is to much. Thanks **Shirly**

I do not know if the goats or the BDC need me either, want maybe, but I doubt need.

I also knew that there were some Wisconsonites on here but I guess I never realized the SDMB was cover in cheese 😃

and I hate it when I knock myself out with my boobs too! See we are bonding over common female issues now!  
What do you mean thats not common???

One last thought for now… Lefsa, rolled up with lingonberry jam and Marscapone cheese is reallllllly nummmmmy

As the Swedish Chef would say, Urf de Sur de Gurff de Durffin!  
Barrels

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**Author:** ![Barrels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@Barrels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrels)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/55 "2005-08-10T13:30:47Z")

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Oh yeah and Uff-Da roughly translates to shit or damn, and must always be said with an exclimation point

Like-  
Uff-da! I’m full.  
Uff-da! She’s a real looker.  
Uff-da! I need another beer.  
Uff-da! the beans need rain.  
Barrels

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**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/56 "2005-08-10T15:15:21Z")

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We made a tri-generational family trip to Norway years ago. On a boat up the coast, we got talking with some native Norskies, only to find out that my brother’s middle name (the name of the ancestor who brought the family from Norway to the U.S.) had become a slang term equivalent to a mild curse word.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 10, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/57 "2005-08-10T16:40:19Z")

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Hello \*\*Barrels \*\*be welcome. Enjoy your stay! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/58 "2005-08-11T00:56:34Z")

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Enough with the naked!

It is time for the Initiation Ritual!

Fetch forth the Goat & the Squid!

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/59 "2005-08-11T01:29:00Z")

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I thought we weren’t allowed to have initiation rituals anymore?

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/60 "2005-08-11T01:50:08Z")

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> [@Barrels](#):
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> I work in a VERY Norweigian communinty. Bonus points to anyone who can guess which one 😃

Oslo?

Guess not, that would be a hell of a commute… 🆒

Yes, I know Stoughton’s already been guessed, guest!

Welcome to you, and also to **Kimhotep**. Hope you’ll both become members after your free month ends.

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