# Naked Naked Naked!!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283 "2005-08-09T15:45:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/61 "2005-08-11T11:48:03Z")
If it wasn’t Stoughton, I might have guessed Westby, WI (they even have a ski jump) or perhaps Door County. Brian ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/62 "2005-08-11T12:16:22Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > I thought we weren’t allowed to have initiation rituals anymore? Now that the [del]Unions have broken in half [/del] [del]boys scouts[/del] [del]We stopped using federal funding[/del] (Insert some non-political example of a regulation group which has stopped watching us here) , we can stop paying attention to all those silly by-laws about concepts like “Human Decency”, and “Pain thresholds”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/63 "2005-08-11T12:25:15Z")
> [@Barrels](#): > > and I hate it when I knock myself out with my boobs too! See we are bonding over common female issues now! Ah, boob bonding. We shall be close indeed. Bosom buddies, even. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/64 "2005-08-11T21:36:04Z")
It is better to have lurked in loft than never to have lurked at all. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/65 "2005-08-11T21:46:12Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > I thought we weren’t allowed to have initiation rituals anymore? Just because we _haven’t_ doesn’t mean we _can’t_. > [@sneezy5660](#): > > Uh oh, here we go again! Paging **Evil Overlord Hal Briston**! Ahhhh…been awhile since I’ve sat in the Evil Overlord Throne of Evil. Now then, **Barrels** , welcome aboard. If you’ll just slip on this blindfold and have a seat in that chair over there (yes, yes…the one with the manacles hanging from it), we’ll make this a proper welcoming. ---
**Author:** ![Barrels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@Barrels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrels)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/66 "2005-08-11T21:49:41Z")
Oh no! I know better than that! Remeber, looooooong time lurker! You ain’t fooling me 😛 And nothing involving a goat is proper! Barrels ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/67 "2005-08-11T22:10:43Z")
Not going to get in the chair willingly, 'eh? :dubious: Not to worry…ve haf vays uf makink you sit… ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/68 "2005-08-11T22:13:08Z")
**Barrels** , have a margarita. It makes the time pass a little faster during the, uh, ceremony. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/69 "2005-08-11T22:53:30Z")
Welcome from your lurkdome and howdy from a (former) fellow dairy milker, though I’m a Californian one. No I’m not trying to get into any bovine secretion turf war or anything, but I’ll challenge you to a calf-carrying contest if I’m pushed. 😛 Though you’d likely beat me into the ground as I’ve not squeezed on an udder in _counting on fingers_ good Og…10 years. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283/70 "2005-08-11T22:59:37Z")
> [@Barrels](#): > > Oh no! I know better than that! Remeber, looooooong time lurker! You ain’t fooling me 😛 > > And nothing involving a goat is proper! Smartest. Lurker. Ever. My dear Barrels, run, don’t walk, away from **Hal Briston**. Not that it matters, 'cause he’ll catch you anyway. You see, even though he pretends to be a Great Evil OverLord, the truth is… he can’t control his creations. just can’t handle them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-naked-naked/316283.md?page=3)