# NAKED Party Time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790 "2000-03-14T04:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/1 "2000-03-14T04:19:00Z")
I know, you wanna place where you can hang out… NAKED! A place to put your NAKED feet up, and have a beer… NAKED! Here you go, the SDMB’s FIRST Nudist’s Colony. At least as far as I know. So come on in, get NAKED, the beer’s in the fridge. Have fun… NAKED! * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Euri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@Euri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euri)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/2 "2000-03-14T04:20:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/3 "2000-03-14T04:23:00Z")
Um… is there a coffee table I can set my beer on? I’ll be damned if I’m going to hold it between my legs! * * * “Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.” -From the **Brother Jed** flyer- ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/4 "2000-03-14T04:25:00Z")
Is there a place to go skinny dippin? * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/5 "2000-03-14T04:29:00Z")
Well, this is Ohio, it’s pretty cold right now, but I guess I could uncover the pool. Anyone up for the NAKED polar bear club? Oh, and guys, after Guy Stuff, all of Ohio’s police are looking for us, so let’s keep this one low key! HEY-HEY! Put down those fireworks! What the hell are you thinking, this is a house full of NAKED people!..DUMBASS! * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/6 "2000-03-14T05:04:00Z")
::hides behind a potted plant:: * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/7 "2000-03-14T05:10:00Z")
Woohooo! Naked co-ed fireworks show! ::sets off a very large roman candle:: Beer me! * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/8 "2000-03-14T05:12:00Z")
::checks out Surg’s roman candle:: Woohooo!! not bad Surg! not bad at’ll * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/9 "2000-03-14T05:30:00Z")
Right on. I was hoping someone would start a thread where I could wear my “Party Naked” beer helmet and not much else. I think I’ll keep my sandals on, though. \ Hey PCW, wanna suck? And where’s purplebear? She needs to be here! * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/10 "2000-03-14T06:50:00Z")
very nice. Haven’t been naked around a **bunch** of other naked people in a while. [[[takes a beer for self]]] ## watch where you’re pointing that sparkler! ~handcrafted signatures since 1975~ ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/11 "2000-03-14T08:01:00Z")
So what are you saying? Now I can only be naked here, thats gonna cut into my posting. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/12 "2000-03-14T09:39:00Z")
Sheesh, never been to one of these before. Are tan lines ok ? I think I may need something stronger than beer . . . like tequila, . . . or maybe a towel. Don’t worry though, I brought my own bottle-rocket ! (squirms nervously in corner) * * * "\_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ \_ ". ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/13 "2000-03-14T13:36:00Z")
Whoo hoo! Free at last! Henceforth, I shall only post when naked! Someone pass me a tall, cool drink, please. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/14 "2000-03-14T14:11:00Z")
Woohoo! Another naked party!! Wait, did I say another?, nevermind. I hope the couch isn’t leather, Ophanim, could be painful. * * * I’ll buy that for a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/15 "2000-03-14T14:15:00Z")
I’m game. I pretty much like doing anything naked. “Anyone up (no pun intended) for a game of darts?” ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/16 "2000-03-14T14:44:00Z")
All I can think about is that Seinfeld episode; you know: “good naked and bad naked.” Just watch how you bend over to pick something up. … Aw, who cares, throw me a beer! ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/17 "2000-03-14T15:30:00Z")
Anyone hungry? I’ll make bacon sandwiches for everyone! ow! ouch! ow! ow! damnit! ow! damn bacon! ow! fugg it! it’s cold cut time! Surgoshan, that’s not the kind of salami people want around here! Well, wait a second… What are you starin’ at PCW? * * * New and Improved Enright3 ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/18 "2000-03-14T15:53:00Z")
Gets naked to post: Well, I guess this means we’ll all be seein’ a lot more of each other, eh? /ducking/ But seriously folks, I’m a great fan of public nakedness, there’s a great clothing optional beach near my old house, I bet the weathers’ perfect there today, who wants to play volleyball? Larry ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/19 "2000-03-15T06:20:00Z")
Hey, could somebody help me open this jar of pickles? ANDAND! Make sure you WASH your asses before you sit down! ::Points to sign:: “I don’t sit on your underwear, don’t get shit on my seats.” * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/20 "2000-03-14T19:04:00Z")
I’m up for the beach, Ivick! I’d like to sit in the section with the non-itchy sand. –Rose Posting Naked Since 3/14/00. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790.md?page=2)