# NAKED Party Time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790 "2000-03-14T04:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/21 "2000-03-14T19:07:00Z")
::Walking in, taking clothes off…Seeing sign:: > [@](#): > > “I don’t sit on your underwear, don’t get shit on my seats.” ::Turning around, putting clothes on, leaving…:: That’s gross dude… * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/22 "2000-03-14T19:28:00Z")
\ Hi! Here I am!! Sorry it took me so long to get here, was stuck in Big Bend area for too long this weekend, had trouble getting back. That’s the LAST time I do that! Somebody hand me a towel, no fun being so wet in this weather. And, I’d really appreciate something in a tall, cool glass, a strawberry daquiri, perhaps. Whew! I’ll joim you in a game of darts just as soon as I catch my breath, Wiggum. Hi, Lexi! Hi, the rest of you! HEY! Watch it, that’s COLD! * * * Don’t make me come down there. God ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/23 "2000-03-14T19:32:00Z")
The only way this is really going to work is if we fire up the hot tub AND the sauna and distribute girly frozen drinks to one and all. So, I’m just going to stretch out on the bench in the sauna here and get all glisteny with sweat and sip my girly drink. Oooh, look, I got a paper umbrella. ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/24 "2000-03-14T19:35:00Z")
Sounds good to me! Sweaty naked fun, is still naked fun! Any way you slice it, nudity is great! * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/25 "2000-03-14T19:40:00Z")
“Hey! This frozen mudslide is fantastic!” “Does anyone need to use my ‘swizzle stick’? (wink, wink). You might have to lick it clean, though.” ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/26 "2000-03-14T20:50:00Z")
WOW! Great party and I didn’t even have to decide what to wear! Hey Nothingman pass over some of that tequila 🙂 and don’t go too far away with it 😉 I think there has been nudity around here before…but I don’t remember nude volleyball! I’m in…who else is playing? * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/27 "2000-03-14T21:03:00Z")
Perhaps I’ll join the volley ball game later… right now I’m too busy languidly sipping my girly drink in the sauna. Somebody let me know when the guy who give the massages gets here… I know there’s a fancier word for that, but who cares, I’m naked. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Cyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@Cyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/28 "2000-03-14T21:49:00Z")
I leave for a month and come back to find _this_??? What the hey. Where do I check this bra? And how about a little heat in here, while we’re at it? I’d hate to poke out an eye… (shades of ‘Naked Pillow Fight’) ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/29 "2000-03-14T23:05:00Z")
## You know, I enjoy nudity just as much as the next person, but some of you guys really should shave your backs first…ewwww. Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/30 "2000-03-14T23:50:00Z")
I’ve been posting naked all along. ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/31 "2000-03-15T02:52:00Z")
Ok, Shadowfox has a point, meet me in the garage for naked back shaving time! Um, wiggum, could you get some of that in yer mouth, that rug is oriental, thanks. By the way, the masseuse is on his way. And the hooker is on her way, guys, pick a room, I do NOT wanna see anyone having sex in my living room. * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/32 "2000-03-15T04:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I do NOT wanna see anyone having sex in my living room. Whyever not? Where’s your sense of adventure? ::motions the hooker over:: See that couch over there? That’s right, go get comfortable whilest I finish with these fireworks. * * * I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/33 "2000-03-15T04:18:00Z")
Shall I fire up the jacuzzi? It’ll fit eight, more if we get close. * * * A woman needs four animals in her life: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom, and an ass to pay for it all. —Zsa Zsa Gabor ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/34 "2000-03-15T04:57:00Z")
I’m for the jacuzzi! Here I come, Sue. \ Aaaahhhh, now that’s the life! It sure feels good, gets the chill right out of you. I’m still looking for a drink, though. Hey, Wiggum, wanna share that mudslide? What’s it taste like? And, Ophy, dear, when the masseuse gets here, send him over to me, please, I’m feeling tense._giggles_ * * * Don’t make me come down there. God ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/35 "2000-03-15T05:04:00Z")
I am sure if I sit on Surg’s lap, we can fit a few more. Any drinks left? ::remembers someone asking if she wanted to suck down something:: * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![Nutty\_Bunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d07c76/32.png) [@Nutty\_Bunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nutty_Bunny)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/36 "2000-03-15T05:15:00Z")
Woo hoo! This will make body shots a _lot_ more interesting. 😉 I brought the tequila. Any takers? Any man with lemon and salt will do… * * * Mt. Dew habit kicked since 2/21/00! ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/37 "2000-03-15T05:17:00Z")
(to the tune of "For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow) Let’s all get drunk and go naked! Let’s all get drunk and go naked! Let’s all get drunk and go naked! And lie in a great big pile! ---
**Author:** ![CatRimbaud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@CatRimbaud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatRimbaud)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/38 "2000-03-15T05:43:00Z")
::Cat strides in naked, throws sunglasses around lest anyone become blind from her hideous lack of color, and bellows “Where’s the tequila?!”:: * * * What am I supposed to say? I killed the President of Paraguay with a fork. How are you? --GPB ---
**Author:** ![SkySlash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SkySlash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkySlash)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/39 "2000-03-15T05:46:00Z")
/SkySlash hides eyes from the blare of white and proceeds to mix his special version of the Tom Collins for everyone… Sip up…ahh…there ya go…don’t be shy now! Good yeah? -SS 😃 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/40 "2000-03-15T06:01:00Z")
UuummmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmm. Thanks, SkySlash! That does taste good! Really hits the spot, you know! 🙂 Hey! Close that door! You’re letting all of the nice warm air out! And do that somewhere else besides Ophy’s couch, you know what he said!! * * * Don’t make me come down there. God [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790.md?page=3)