# NAKED Party Time! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790 "2000-03-14T04:19:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/41 "2000-03-15T07:40:00Z")
Did someone say… NAKED?!? * * * Best! Byz Voted most sex obsessed. (Yeah, blow me smart ass!) ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/42 "2000-03-15T13:10:00Z")
Purplebear, help your self to some of my mudslide. Do you want to suck it through my Crazy Straw? ::Sits down on leather couch, and slides to floor:: Jesus Ophy, this doesn’t work very well when you’re NAKED and all oiled up. Do you have a towel I could sit on? ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/43 "2000-03-15T15:52:00Z")
Thanks, Wiggum, I’d love to try it, and sure,I like crazy straws! _giggle_ I can see why you’d slide off the leather couch! C’mon Ophy, bring the guy some towels to sit on, there’s a dear! MMMMMmmmmmmmm. I love this jacuzzi! * * * Don’t make me come down there. God ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/44 "2000-03-15T16:04:00Z")
Mmmmph… all this lifing of frosty girly drinks has made me tired. **Purplebear,** be a dear and send the masseuse over my way when your done with him? * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/45 "2000-03-15T16:07:00Z")
See, the sauna was all steamy, and my fingers slipped, causing me to write “your” when I clearly meant “you’re.” I need another drink. * * * Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa… ---
**Author:** ![JustDucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f14d63/32.png) [@JustDucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustDucky)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/46 "2000-03-15T16:17:00Z")
Hey everybody! Is there still room in the jacuzzi? I don’t take up much room, just kinda float around on the top. 😉 Hey Sky! I’ll take one of them Tom Collins… * * * Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/47 "2000-03-15T16:49:00Z")
Hi guys! I’m back from work! I brought some towels and these here Bis cds… OH GOD! OHGODOHGOD! ROOMS! THERE ARE ROOMS FOR THAT UPSTAIRS! And SURG… DAMMIT! I told you to WASH before sitting down! It’s cool, I’ll wash it… the couch I mean. I brought some more girl drinks, and some tequila, just so naked party time doesn’t look so much like gay naked party time. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Atrael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Atrael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atrael)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/48 "2000-03-15T17:01:00Z")
_walking in with blindfold on_…ummm…can I join in all the games? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/49 "2000-03-15T17:47:00Z")
::Rachelle enters room, disrobes, grabs a frosty girl drink and jumps in the jacuzzi:: Hope you don’t mind my joining you but this looked like fun. I don’t think I’ve ever been naked in front of this many people before! O.K. there was that one time but what can I say… I was young and it seemed like a good idea at the time. 😃 Truth or Dare anyone? * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/50 "2000-03-15T17:49:00Z")
::Rachelle enters room, disrobes, grabs a frosty girl drink and jumps in the jacuzzi:: Hope you don’t mind my joining you but this looked like fun. I don’t think I’ve ever been naked in front of this many people before! O.K. there was that one time but what can I say… I was young and it seemed like a good idea at the time. 😃 Truth or Dare anyone? * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/51 "2000-03-15T17:52:00Z")
soffy about the double post :eek: * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/52 "2000-03-15T17:53:00Z")
sorry about the double post :eek: * * * That John Denver’s full of shit man! ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/53 "2000-03-16T06:23:00Z")
::Giggling to self, slouching on the couch:: When I put an ice cube on my troat, it melts, runs down my chest, and fills up my belly button. : :Doorbell rings:: Hey Ophy. The pizza delivery girls are here. (yes I said girl **s** ) They say the pizza’s free if they can join the party. Mind if I let them in? ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/54 "2000-03-16T06:28:00Z")
As you can tell, I’ve already had too much to drink. That of course was supposed to be, my throat, and door bell. I’m feeling really extroverted, I may just have to get NAKED soon. Oh wait, I already am. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/55 "2000-03-16T06:48:00Z")
I just returned from a Florida vacation, so you all don’t have to deal with the blindly white shade my skin usually is. Just tan lines. Where the hell is the masseuse? I have a knot in my shoulder you wouldn’t believe. Throw me a Kalua and Cream, please. * * * DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour. BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/56 "2000-03-16T06:27:00Z")
The masseuse is upstairs with Purplebear, and PCW, and I don’t think he’ll be back for a while, you could always pull yourself up a hooker, or a pizza delivery girl. I’m sure they’d LOVE to rub you! Now, on with the Tuscan Water Buffalo Porn! You just can’t have a good naked party without bestiality can you? Oh, by thw way, don’t touch the brown acid! It’s actually rat poop. * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/57 "2000-03-16T06:55:00Z")
Rosebud, here he is, hehehe. Thanks for waiting, I am soooooo relaxed now!'Saright, I knew what you meant. SwimmingRiddles, he’s right here, with Rosebud_she asked first_ He’s well worth the wait… 😉 \ Thanks! For a minute there, I thought I was getting sober. Hey, turn the tv so we can see it too, Ophy, there’s a dear. 😉 * * * Don’t make me come down there. God ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/58 "2000-03-16T07:25:00Z")
Hey! I just came back here from the board party cuz no one wanted to play with me. \ \ Is Jerry Springer on? I think MM and his gay lover M2 are on. They’re gonna fight over who gets to felch the other more. This I wanna see! * * * “Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.” ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/59 "2000-03-16T14:06:00Z")
:: grabbing a Corona out of the fridge and drinking it quickly, then yanks off her clothes and puts on a hula grass skirt :: Hey! Somebody turn on the radio, I feel like doing **the forbidden dance** * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790/60 "2000-03-16T21:16:00Z")
:: Jumps out of the freezing pool and runs into the sauna:: Ahhhh! That’s better. But where can I hang this towel? AHA! Right…here… hehe now I’m naked and covered too! HEY! SOMEONE THROW ME A BEER! * * * Cecil said it. I believe it. That settles it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-party-time/14790.md?page=4)