# Naked, With Bokken, In The Masonic Lodge. Newslink

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**Created:** [November 11, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687 "2013-11-11T22:41:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/1 "2013-11-11T22:41:38Z")

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And Nashville does it again! Trying hard to top Florida in the Weirdo Division, & it’s a great entry, folks! A young man with nerves of steel, a tons heart, a willingness to duke it out with the Cops, a Samurai fixation\*, and anti-Masonic paranoia\*!  
What a trooper!

[http://www.newschannel5.com/story/23932403/police-man-found-naked-inside-masonic-lodge](http://www.newschannel5.com/story/23932403/police-man-found-naked-inside-masonic-lodge)

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> NASHVILLE, Tenn. – A man was arrested after being found naked inside a Masonic Lodge in west Nashville.

They had to set the dogs on him to beat him! What a contender in the Wacko Division!

\*probable.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/2 "2013-11-11T23:08:13Z")

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Well, if nobody’s there, the great hall is probably a good space to practice in: high ceilings, good floor, lots of room.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/3 "2013-11-12T10:07:47Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Well, if nobody’s there, the great hall is probably a good space to practice in: high ceilings, good floor, lots of room.

He was in the toilet.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/4 "2013-11-12T10:51:21Z")

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Anyone else read the thread title and think “Boy, those theme versions of Clue are getting pretty weird.”

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/5 "2013-11-12T22:15:14Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Anyone else read the thread title and think “Boy, those theme versions of Clue are getting pretty weird.”

I blush.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/6 "2013-11-12T22:15:57Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> He was in the toilet.

Well, when you gotta go, you gotta go. And maybe he was just changing.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/7 "2013-11-12T23:09:25Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Anyone else read the thread title and think “Boy, those theme versions of Clue are getting pretty weird.”

Hah! I am now! 😃

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-with-bokken-in-the-masonic-lodge-newslink/673687/8 "2013-11-13T18:36:19Z")

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At the bottom of the page I have:

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Umm … no.
