# naked women walks into a bar, salami under one arm and a poodle under the other

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [August 20, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-women-walks-into-a-bar-salami-under-one-arm-and-a-poodle-under-the-other/30010 "2000-08-20T02:01:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Anachronism](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Anachronism](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anachronism)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-women-walks-into-a-bar-salami-under-one-arm-and-a-poodle-under-the-other/30010/1 "2000-08-20T02:01:20Z")

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In the movie “The Breakfast Club” Bender is crawling thru an air duct, he starts telling a joke. I probably don’t have it exactly right.

A naked woman walks into a bar with a salami under one arm and a poodle under the other, the bartender says “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink” and the woman says …

At this point he crashes thru the ceiling below. Is there a punch line to this joke or not.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2000, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/naked-women-walks-into-a-bar-salami-under-one-arm-and-a-poodle-under-the-other/30010/2 "2000-08-20T02:16:56Z")

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This one has passed by our review before, babar [provided an answer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19154).