# Name 3 things you'd bring to a cashier that would freak them out

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 1, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-3-things-youd-bring-to-a-cashier-that-would-freak-them-out/569824 "2011-02-01T21:17:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-3-things-youd-bring-to-a-cashier-that-would-freak-them-out/569824/41 "2011-02-05T12:02:29Z")

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Box, spring, hacksaw.

On Christmas Eve - sherry, mince pie, bear trap.

Good game. 🙂

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**Author:** ![longPath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@longPath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longPath)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-3-things-youd-bring-to-a-cashier-that-would-freak-them-out/569824/42 "2011-02-05T13:00:34Z")

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I think this is in the spirit of the OP: an english cucumber and two watermelons.

Maybe NSFW

[On Photobomb](http://thisisphotobomb.memebase.com/2011/01/24/photobomb-that-guy-watermelon-peen/#comments)

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**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-3-things-youd-bring-to-a-cashier-that-would-freak-them-out/569824/43 "2011-02-05T13:08:33Z")

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Carrot Cake, Milk, bowl

[Reference](http://www.penny-arcade.com/2003/06/11/)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-3-things-youd-bring-to-a-cashier-that-would-freak-them-out/569824/44 "2011-02-06T19:02:49Z")

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A banana, two unshelled walnuts and some Scotch tape. After they are rung up, tape the two nuts to one end of the banana.

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