# Name-a-doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048 "2008-01-02T23:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/21 "2008-01-03T06:06:09Z")
**Mehoff, Jack** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/22 "2008-01-03T06:37:20Z")
**Not Pleased With You Right Now Verbally Frustrated WordSlut Cheap and Easy Happy Feller Clammy Palms Purple Sweat Gator Raid Did Someone Say Pie? Rumpledforeskin Street Tough Steel-Toed Slipper Feathery Mace Deep Fried Squid Baron von Baron Dotted Lime Woolly Wally Cheese Bucket I Couldn’t Think of a Username What Goes Up OJ Simpleton Orderly Misconduct Eely McHovercraft Ball Point Ken Eternal Trumpet Married to Evil Dreadlocked Asshair Mohair Boxers Schweaty Balls Smells Like Risotto Who goes There? Inverted Dolphin Useless Invention Icecream Sandwich Cold Grey Skies Freddy and the Mercuries Radioisotope Fission By-Product Fusable Link Ballistic Penetrator Vas Deferens Smelly Passion Useless Kidney Recycle This! I Are Smart Foofy Pillow Cement Salad Booyah! Mungo Howard the Duck Septum Release the Hounds! Fair Territory Cherubic Scrotum Gleeful Midget Barn Door Straight Sailor Butt Nugget Ductile Worm Earwig Blind in One Eye Docked Dork Listing to the Left Butt Filter Butterfly Killer Sweet Limabeans Boiled Icecream Lurid Neon Sound? Electric Tea? The Quick Brown Fox? A Knothole in Grampa’s Wooden Leg Fissure Apple Tangerine Big Mac’s Special Sauce Dumpling Wafer Thin Mint 10 Pound Minimum Comma Cropper Lord Golomighty Give Me More Money, You Bastard fists full of fudge Not Biggles Chicken of Bristol Insert User Name Here Clams Got Legs Johnny Pepsicola All your username are belong to us Fudge Fantasies Smells Like Risotto** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/23 "2008-01-03T06:45:13Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Don’t we have one of those already? [/QUOTE] What they have to be new??? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/24 "2008-01-03T07:13:44Z")
I thought of one in the shower several months ago, and have been waiting for a thread like this to pop up. It doesn’t sound nearly as clever now, months later: **Auntie Christ**. Ha… haha… ha… ah. heh. Yeah, okay, lame. Probably even done a million times before. But it was new to me. **Ill Eagle Fireworks** **Ernest Cyborgnine** **Rage Against The Miami Sound Machine** **Marmoset Knock You Out** ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/25 "2008-01-03T08:20:17Z")
Tess Elation ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/26 "2008-01-03T09:53:47Z")
Bravo, **beebs** , Bravo! ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/27 "2008-01-03T10:23:32Z")
Kleptone Racers Camptonedeafness Synasthesiologist Theosexual Serf’s Up Trainsexual Dr. Memory Eliza Zork Ragesidential Constiturned The Fifth Head of Cerberus ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/28 "2008-01-03T10:30:45Z")
[QUOTE=Always Brings Pie] Bravo, **beebs** , Bravo! [/QUOTE] I sort of cheated. Last night I happened to be browsing an older " name" thread and I remembered that when I saw this new one. I just went through and collected them all up, sorted, and reposted. Think of it like my 2007 MMP collection I posted a month or so ago (which needs to be updated). I’m slightly obsessive compulsive, so I enjoy collecting things, hacking them up, and putting everything back together in a neat and orderly fashion. You’d never know that from my personality though. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/29 "2008-01-03T13:35:33Z")
**Turtles All The Way Down** **Ludicrous Speed** **Cinders Blue** **Jargon Scott** ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/30 "2008-01-03T13:40:16Z")
ooh, here’s another one: **Morning Constitutional** ---
**Author:** ![mikemo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/41988e/32.png) [@mikemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikemo)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/31 "2008-01-03T13:43:15Z")
OK–I’ve got nothin’, but… May I ask where you came up with this one, **bbs2k**? [QUOTE=bbs2k] \*\* … Cheese Bucket …\*\* [/QUOTE] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/32 "2008-01-03T13:51:54Z")
Thanks to the fertile imagination of **Mangetout** , I suggest [Crandall Spondular.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=446481) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/33 "2008-01-03T14:52:41Z")
Some posters find that folks are mis-guessing their gender. If you’d like to make it clear, upfront, try: for the male, **Not a Dame Lion** for the female, **Iona Vagina** ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/34 "2008-01-03T14:58:07Z")
Wait, I thought of one. **That’s Just Like, My Opinion, Man.** ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/35 "2008-01-03T15:15:39Z")
bbs2k, I just printed out your list and am taking it to my shrink today. I’ll let you know when I have the results. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/36 "2008-01-03T15:17:38Z")
Whose idea was **Toast Museum**? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/37 "2008-01-03T15:27:15Z")
**Crap Nelson** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/38 "2008-01-03T15:45:11Z")
[QUOTE=lobstermobster] bbs2k, I just printed out your list and am taking it to my shrink today. I’ll let you know when I have the results. [/QUOTE] Stop flirting with me already! ETA: No one likes **Smells Like Risotto**? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/39 "2008-01-03T15:46:14Z")
I always wanted to suggest the team of **Hoyt Europa** and **Morgan D. Veldt**. ---
**Author:** ![ASAKMOTSD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/919ad9/32.png) [@ASAKMOTSD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASAKMOTSD)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/40 "2008-01-03T17:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] ETA: No one likes **Smells Like Risotto**? [/QUOTE] How about **There’s Always Room for Risotto** then? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048.md?page=3)