# Name-a-doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048 "2008-01-02T23:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/41 "2008-01-03T19:09:39Z")
I like Smells Like Risotto How about Quad Bike Death Girl 18" DHIBJD Original Poster Unoriginal Poster Party Pooper Cite! I wanna be Zebra’s Love Slave The Goat Sheep Minority Reporter Arkham U Cheerleader Sandimashighschoolfootballrules! ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/42 "2008-01-03T21:25:52Z")
**Cite Tressler Christ George W. No Soap Radio Multimate** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/43 "2008-01-03T21:59:37Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Whose idea was **Toast Museum**? [/QUOTE] I think **Lobsang** came up with it the last time we were renaming… me… but I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/44 "2008-01-03T22:21:51Z")
If I weren’t lobstermobster, I would be want to be \*\* Pile Denial\*\*. You know how when you move you always have a ton of trash and broken down boxes to take out? Well when I moved into my apartment into New Orleans, I broke down all boxes and made a neat pile outside on the street for pick up (this is the protocol) The regular non-recycle garbage I put in plastic bags in a can out by the curb. The city just wouldn’t pick it up. I left notes, I called my landlord, did everything I could think of. The pile was there to stay unless I wanted to shovel it into bags and drive it off somewhere (I think we all know the answer to that one) August turned to september and the cardboard turned to oatmeal. People had been adding their own personal touches to the pile so by the end of october it’s above waist height. Whenever I had friends over the first question would be “Leslie, why is there an enormous reeking pile of garbage outside your apartment” I would answer, “I have no idea what you’re talking about” and then quickly change the subject. Eventually two friends sat me down and had an intervention. They told me I had pile denial and went back and forth about how it made them feel. It was truly absurd. While I didn’t actually clean up the pile, I took their concerns to heart. Several weeks later, the pile was gone, leaving a huge ring of dead grass (don’t worry hippies, it grew back eventually) Here are some other names I like: \*\*Blunt Force Trauma Hey! Is that an iPhone? Sigmund Droid Jesus Crisis Slut Feathers \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/45 "2008-01-03T22:45:16Z")
I like **Smells Like Risotto** best of all. **Pile denial** made me think of a friend’s theory about when one household has a garage sale and does the work to advertise it, and then the house next door quickly organizes and sells their junk too, since all the preliminary work is done. So: **Garage Sale Parasite** ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/46 "2008-01-03T23:12:53Z")
The Incredible Thread Stealer\* - This username has a hidden surprise ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/47 "2008-01-03T23:37:13Z")
**Out on a Limerick** Now if I only wrote Limericks… ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2008, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/48 "2008-01-03T23:48:09Z")
I found myself typing _reptilian dowager_ into a posting earlier today and kind of liked the sound of it. So if you’re female, or identify as one, consider yourself free to adopt the handle **Reptilian Dowager.** ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/49 "2008-01-04T00:04:53Z")
**Colonel Angus** **Sofa King** ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/50 "2008-01-04T00:06:57Z")
Mud Shark (or, more properly, Mud Sh-Sh-Shark) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/51 "2008-01-04T00:49:04Z")
Typing Monkey ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/52 "2008-01-04T01:26:42Z")
Penal Implant …what? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/53 "2008-01-04T03:25:08Z")
Why, oh why, has the name\*\* [Don’t Tase Me, Bro!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php)\*\* been wasted on a seven post guest? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/54 "2008-01-04T03:49:11Z")
**Blunt Force Drama** – For fans of hack-and-slash novels. **Ambisinister** **Cake Battery** **Turing Cathedral** – A rather brutal pun on Church and Turing. **Curried Lambdas on Lembas** ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/55 "2008-01-04T15:59:04Z")
\*\*Cab In A Tree Frith In A Barn Eel Pops Raspberry Nipples Knuckles And Witch Skip Toumalu Amatalia Watt-Amaghanadu Luka Mema\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/56 "2008-01-04T16:12:40Z")
\*\*Mallorn Monroe The Sandwich Horror Island of MOSFET Toys Bride of Wittgenstein Sea Eagle (3 Letters) PacMan’s Model The Colorado Space American Idle Stheno’s Ugly Sister Kuhne’s Bunny \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/57 "2008-01-04T16:25:21Z")
**Snakes on a Plane on a Treadmill** ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/58 "2008-01-04T16:28:52Z")
[QUOTE=Pithy Moniker] **Snakes on a Plane on a Treadmill** [/QUOTE] Brilliant. As is your own name, incidentally. ---
**Author:** ![Pithy\_Moniker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8dc957/32.png) [@Pithy\_Moniker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pithy_Moniker)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/59 "2008-01-04T21:48:50Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] Brilliant. As is your own name, incidentally. [/QUOTE] Thanks very much! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/60 "2008-01-04T23:41:42Z")
[QUOTE=Hockey Monkey] **Sofa King** [/QUOTE] [Quote=blondebear] Mud Shark [/quote] Both already taken (although the latter poster chose the **Mudshark** spelling). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048.md?page=4)