# Name-a-doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048 "2008-01-02T23:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/61 "2008-01-05T01:58:30Z")
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright] I think **Lobsang** came up with it the last time we were renaming… me… but I could be wrong. [/QUOTE] Nah, it wasn’t me. ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/62 "2008-01-05T05:11:03Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] No one likes **Smells Like Risotto**? [/QUOTE] I like it, 'cause I remember the thread that spawned it. Good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/63 "2008-01-05T05:54:41Z")
**Banned Name** ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/64 "2008-01-05T06:29:03Z")
Mariana’s Trench ---
**Author:** ![Randy\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee7513/32.png) [@Randy\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randy_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/65 "2008-01-05T06:48:22Z")
\*\*Anapestic Tetrameter Cluster Bomb Petition IANAD Trick Chract Fierce Invalid Gesundheit! Don’t Cross the Streams Wait - who? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/66 "2008-01-05T06:59:39Z")
**Bacon Pope** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/67 "2008-01-05T07:20:25Z")
[QUOTE=Randy Seltzer] **IANAD** [/QUOTE] Don’t you feel that “I am not a Doper” is misleading? ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/68 "2008-01-05T09:01:13Z")
**RussiaNamesYou!** ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/69 "2008-01-07T00:26:28Z")
One name which I’ve seen and would _love_ to see on these boards someday: **boogersnax** (sig line: Creamy or Chunky?). Others I’ve made up: **Raised by Hobbits** **The Fraz** and not really a Doper name, but if one of you guys has a banjo-pickin’ band and are looking for a name, _please_ call it **Horne and Holleran’s Bluegrass Band**. (Sound the names out). After I thought this name up, I almost went out and learned the banjo just so I could form a band and give it this name. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/70 "2008-04-12T21:17:36Z")
**Elrond’s Longterm Houseguest Jethro Q. Walrustitty Tarquin Biscuitbarrel Shabby, Ken Shabby Mr. Incredible Huh? A Face for Radio Timbuk4 Walter the Farting Dog Cecil’s Love Child** ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/71 "2008-04-12T21:26:39Z")
**Magnificent Seldom** ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/72 "2008-04-12T21:34:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sage Rat] The Incredible Thread Stealer\* - This username has a hidden surprise [/QUOTE] :dubious: Incredible Threads Tealer? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/73 "2008-04-12T21:56:34Z")
**SchadenFred** for a guy, **SchadenFrau** for a gal. I guess that would be for a married gal, so **SchadenFraulein** for an unmarried gal. That’s all I have. Come to think of it, **I Got Nothing** might not be bad. It’s hard to compete here! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/74 "2008-04-12T22:55:55Z")
I’ve been saving up… **King Zog of Albania Ribbed Newt Octuple Gloucester Professor Horatio Hufnagel John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt Polyester Poontang Spobknuckle Hatstand Gareth Gobulcoque Lubricious Integument Vagina Doom Tarquin Fin Tim Lin Bin Whin Bim Lim Bus Stop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuitbarrel Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer** ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/75 "2008-04-13T00:39:06Z")
**Quack Quack, You’re Dead** ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/76 "2008-04-13T01:48:11Z")
**Og** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/77 "2008-04-13T09:47:39Z")
**ΛΣΔ** (of course! undergrad hilarity never goes out of style) **Bacardi Darkness** ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/78 "2008-04-13T10:54:54Z")
**Definitely a Giant** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/79 "2008-04-13T13:52:41Z")
\*\*Wassamatta? Don’t Leave in a Huff Call Me a Cab OK, You’re a Cab Nyuk Nyuk Stormbringer Big Guy The Pumpkin The Muffin Husker Du Objects in Mirror May Be Closer Than They Appear Oh Yeah \*\* ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/80 "2008-04-13T14:34:17Z")
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