# Name-a-doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 2, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048 "2008-01-02T23:15:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/101 "2008-04-20T22:06:32Z")
I’ve been thinking about changing my name, actually. I doubt I will, but it’s been 12 years since I choose this name for my online identity, and it no longer describes me as well as it used to. I still like anime, and will always look at things through a trickster’s eyes. But I am so far out of the loop I can’t claim to be an otaku any longer. I’ve been thinking about **Zombie Thylacine** , but if anyone decides that they want it, go for it. I doubt I’ll be changing my name, no matter how much it might appeal on one level. A few other suggestions: **Thor’s Sparking Hammer** **Buy The Grace of Og** **His Grace, The Cardinal Fang** (Of course if one uses this, I insist that they refer to themselves as **Gracie**. ;)) **Alien Navigator** **Temporary Tourist** **Wormfood** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/102 "2008-04-20T23:09:19Z")
You can’t go wrong with spleens, spleens are funny. Vented Spleen Mr. Spleen Spleen Martin Mean Green Fightin’ Spleen Lucy, You’ve Got Some Spleenin’ To Do Take Your Cat and Leave My Spleen ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2008, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/103 "2008-04-20T23:15:51Z")
**Pancreas Pie** **Urethra Franklin** **Seminal Duck** ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/104 "2008-04-21T02:57:51Z")
I can take no credit for what was a drive-by OP, but y’all are making me so proud. _sniff_ I do think my original offering needs a slight revision: **Yashoor Yewbeh Cha** And I have another couple to toss out: **Lesbian Bed Death** **Tonsil Stone Hockey** _gag_ ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/105 "2008-04-21T04:58:50Z")
[QUOTE=Suburban Plankton] [Crowbar of Embriage](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyIQwFgbJyw) (The real fun starts at about the 2:30 mark) [/QUOTE] That’s brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/106 "2008-04-21T11:22:17Z")
Aunti Matta Aunti Macassar Aunti Pasta ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/107 "2008-04-21T14:35:05Z")
This just popped into my head and I like it. I might even use it elsewhere next time I need a user name. **Spurious Mellow** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Lovely\_Margo\_Lane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/34f0e0/32.png) [@The\_Lovely\_Margo\_Lane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Lovely_Margo_Lane)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/108 "2008-04-21T14:54:24Z")
**Lamont Cranston, Wealthy Young Man About Town** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-doper/432048/109 "2008-04-21T15:32:27Z")
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