# Name a position, South Park style ...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 4, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903 "2001-08-04T15:57:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/1 "2001-08-04T15:57:00Z")
Filthy Sanchez? Glass-bottomed boat? After watching Wednesday’s South Park, I think we can do just as well.
Triple-Inverted Lotus
Florida Sunshine Bowl
El Paso Flyover
Pakistani Style
Pop-Top
Border Crossing
Mormon Four-Fingered Reverse Grip
Juarez Flush
Convertible
New Mexico Moonrise
Happy Meal
Happy Meal With a Prize
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/2 "2001-08-05T00:53:52Z")
Boston Tea Party
Afternoon in Buffalo
Bunsen Burner
The Gucci Handbag
The Stretchy Fez
Baghdad Rug Burn
Chappaquidic Road Trip
Pinocchio Float
Iranian Camel Saddle
Ricardo Montebalm
Java Script
The Ark of the Covenant
Louisville Lawnmower
Duck Season Rabbit Season
and of course … The Dreaded Rear Admiral
Ok, the first one is where you take your … oh, that’s a little too gross. Anyway, the second one is where the chick is in this position where her …um, that’s kind of disgusting too.
Nevermind. But they’re all real. I swear.
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### Author:  [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/3 "2001-08-05T01:21:51Z")
Six pack
Hawaiian muscle f\*ck
Buttery buns
Shanghai surprise
‘taint nothin’
Frothy starfish
Glazed donut
Mowing the lawn
Snowcone
Basket catch
All in the vernacular at my alma mater… your intrepid Waverly remembers investigating the merits of most of them… no word on what he _can’t_ remember from those days.
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### Author:  [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/4 "2001-08-05T01:37:46Z")
So I’m wondering which of my terms are in the common vernacular and which are perhaps regional. God forgive me, but I found a dictionary of terms:
[http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/8059/dic.html](http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Arena/8059/dic.html)
\*\*not for those of sensitive constitutions
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/5 "2001-08-05T03:53:39Z")
Here’s more that I just made up … um … I mean that are actual real sexual things to do …
[sub](just because this cracks me up)[/sub]…
The Back Bay Bean Pot
Minnesota Lake Launch
Johhny’s Fat Uncle
On Tap For A Euty
Bolivian Backwash
Bayou Cummerbun
Vulcan Mind Meld
Chicken Gravy on an Ice Cream Cone
The Dayton Dip
Lieutenant Larry’s Lozenges
Playing Circus
[sub]It should also be pointed out that every entry on this page can be easily interchanged with the Band Name Thread.
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### Author:  [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)
#### Post date: [August 5, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/6 "2001-08-05T04:21:36Z")
The Oil Change
The Big Dig
Walking the Poodle
The Free Throw
Mop n’ Glow
The Garage Sale
The Spaghetti Dinner
The Chinese Handcuff
The Denver Omlette
The Picasso
The Carburetor
The Portuguese Death Grip
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### Author:  [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)
#### Post date: [August 7, 2001, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/7 "2001-08-07T15:39:35Z")
Blind Man’s Bluff
Yankee Lobster
The Priest, Rabbi, and Minister
Caspian Sea Monster
Two-Man Luge
Pommel Horse
Cat Snapping
The Jolly Roger
The Microphone Boom
Monkey Inferno
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### Author:  [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)
#### Post date: [August 7, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/8 "2001-08-07T17:25:59Z")
**Fouling into the nappy dugout**
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [August 7, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/9 "2001-08-07T21:16:45Z")
The Stovepipe
Marmalade Stopwatch
Hard Reboot
The Bolivian Goddess of Plenty
The Drunken Pope
The Hambone Symphony
The Dust Buster Quartet
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
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### Author:  [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)
#### Post date: [August 7, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-a-position-south-park-style/74903/10 "2001-08-07T21:51:22Z")
Dutch Triathlon
Indian Elbow
Connecticut Slide
Sticky Malone
Spitfire Hurricane