# Name Busta Rib's Nipples

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-busta-ribs-nipples/50572>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-busta-ribs-nipples/50572 "2001-01-17T21:22:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Busta\_Rib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2001, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-busta-ribs-nipples/50572/1 "2001-01-17T21:22:43Z")

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Seeing that we are all a funloving bunch willing to share our opinions, I was thinking that if Racerx can name her boobs, why can’t I name my nipples? They deserve recognition for all the years they’ve stuck with me (and to me). So I am soliciting suggestions, preferably with a hip-hop twist (pun intended). For clarification, I am a Y chromosome (boy for you non-scientific types) with virgin nipples (i.e., not pierced, although they have been twisted, pinched, kissed, licked…and propositioned once).

How about Puff Daddy and Notorious B.I.G.?  
Sir Twist-A-Lot and Tone Lick?  
LA Dream Team?

And if you’ve named your nipples, what are their names?

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**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-busta-ribs-nipples/50572/2 "2001-01-18T00:33:51Z")

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I think:

Spanky & The Other Guy