# Name changed to protect no one in particular

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259 "2025-04-20T15:36:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/1 "2025-04-20T15:36:48Z")

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I have had my username changed from **NotherYinzer** because it didn’t really fit me anymore. I’m now **Reeses\_Monkey** , both because I like the pun and because I’m a Reese’s lover from waaay back. What would I do for a Klondike bar? Not much. But show me a peanut butter cup and I’m yours.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/2 "2025-04-20T15:40:17Z")

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Cool.

Can you tell us what your avatar is? Are you a cancer survivor or is it something else?

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/3 "2025-04-20T15:42:10Z")

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I’m a papillary thyroid cancer survivor, going on ten years now. The ribbon is pink, teal, and purple. The butterfly is the symbol for the thyroid.

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/4 "2025-04-20T15:42:37Z")

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Man, deep down…aren’t we all Reeses monkeys? I like it.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/5 "2025-04-20T15:44:57Z")

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Thank you.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/6 "2025-04-20T15:45:27Z")

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> Man, deep down…aren’t we all Reeses monkeys?

That’s not peanut butter it’s throwing!

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**Author:** ![Die\_Capacitrix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/die_capacitrix/32/9_2.png) [@Die\_Capacitrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Die_Capacitrix)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/7 "2025-04-20T16:00:02Z")

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> [@Reeses\_Monkey](#):
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> But show me a peanut butter cup and I’m yours.

I suppose for today it should be a peanut butter egg, right?

Congrats on the name change and thanks for the avatar explanation. I just thought it was pretty. Now I know what it means as well.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/8 "2025-04-20T18:58:51Z")

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If this was a Cafe Society thread, I’d be advocating for the _better_ peanut butter cups (such as Trader Joe’s) that have real peanut butter and real chocolate… but that’s another thread.

😉

But no argument that’s a great combo, and sure, it improves as the quality of the ingredients goes up, it’s still darn tasty even at the basic level.

And I love the pun, so I consider it a win no matter what.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/9 "2025-04-20T19:56:06Z")

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Should Reese’s-positive people marry Reese’s-negative people?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/10 "2025-04-20T19:57:08Z")

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That might explain why my wife (Reese’s-positive) and I (strongly Reese’s-negative) were never able to have kids. 😉

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/11 "2025-04-20T20:35:15Z")

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I wish there was a Trader Joe’s near me but I’m not going to drive 70 miles for groceries, even if they are pb cups.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/12 "2025-04-20T22:14:12Z")

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🥚

Congrats. On the name change. Its cute. I like it.

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**Author:** ![Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e4f/32.png) [@Digital\_is\_the\_new\_Analog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Digital_is_the_new_Analog)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/13 "2025-04-20T23:40:34Z")

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So, you’re the one you got peanut butter in my chocolate!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/14 "2025-04-21T00:05:09Z")

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Beats the alternative. Getting your chocolate in my peanut butter is gross. 😉

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/15 "2025-04-21T00:13:11Z")

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You might as well have changed it; every time I looked at your old moniker, I saw **Northern Yinzer** and wondered what the futz it meant.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/16 "2025-04-21T00:22:41Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> I saw **Northern Yinzer** and wondered what the futz it meant.

I know that “Yinzer” is slang for someone from the Pittsburgh area, though I don’t know how widely that term is used outside of that area; I had always assumed that the OP was from Pittsburgh originally, and had moved further north at some point.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/17 "2025-04-21T00:27:36Z")

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Yeah, I’m also familiar with “Yinzer” (my wife is one but will never admit it), it was the “northern” part that confused me.

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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/18 "2025-04-21T02:20:27Z")

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It was 'nother Yinzer but didn’t have the apostrophe. There was already a Yinzer on the board so I was another one.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/19 "2025-04-21T16:14:43Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> You might as well have changed it; every time I looked at your old moniker, I saw **Northern Yinzer** and wondered what the futz it meant.

Oh good, it wasn’t just me!

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2025, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-changed-to-protect-no-one-in-particular/1017259/20 "2025-04-21T18:04:38Z")

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Me too.

Although to @burpo_the_wonder_mutt’s perplexity I’d have found **Southern Yinzer** much more bewildering than **Northern Yinzer**. Pittsburgh being in the northern US and all.

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