# Name Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382 "2000-05-12T22:21:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/1 "2000-05-12T22:21:36Z")
First Chart: Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: A-Stinky B-Lumping C-Buttercup D-Gidget E-Crusty F-Greasy G-Fluffy H-Cheeseball I-Chim-Chim J-Poopsie K-Flunky L-Booger M-Pinky N-Zippy O-Goober P-Doofus Q-Slimy R-Loopy S-Snotty T-Falafel U-Dorky V-Squeezit W-Oprah X-Skipper Y-Dinky Z-Zsa-Zsa Second Chart: Use the first letter of your last name to determine your NEW last name: A-Diaper B-Toilet C-Giggle D-Bubble E-Girdle F-Barf G-Lizard H-Waffle I-Cottie J-Monkey K-Potty L-Liver M-Banana N-Rhino O-Burger P-Hamster Q-Toad R-Gizzard S-Pizza T- Gerbil U-Chicken V-Pickle W-Chuckle X-Tofu Y-Gorilla Z-Stinker Mine is lovely… just call me Snotty Liver ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/2 "2000-05-12T22:24:03Z")
**Doofus Diaper**. Now that went well, didn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/3 "2000-05-12T22:25:11Z")
but… if I use CanadianSue its Buttercup Pizza 😉 ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/4 "2000-05-12T22:25:47Z")
Crusty Burger I will never look at Burger King or McDs the same again! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/5 "2000-05-12T22:27:05Z")
Hmmmmm. Mine is Squeezit Girdle. I can do with the Squeezit part but I’m not so sure about the Girdle. Anyone want to Squeezit? ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/6 "2000-05-12T22:27:37Z")
ROFLMAO…if you use my shortened name Liz I am: Booger Burger Now I am scarred for life ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/7 "2000-05-12T22:28:22Z")
Don’t squeeze the Charmin… ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/8 "2000-05-12T22:43:34Z")
Lumpin Monkey… wow… i had no idea… ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/9 "2000-05-12T22:50:05Z")
Falafel? What constellation is that? Are you using the Persian sky charts? ---
**Author:** ![saucy\_potato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/edb3f5/32.png) [@saucy\_potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucy_potato)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/10 "2000-05-12T23:30:19Z")
**Snotty Hamster?** Eww. There goes my pet idea… ---
**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/11 "2000-05-13T04:09:51Z")
Buttercup Gizzard or Snotty Rhino. I was kind of hoping it would be Buttercup Tofu. Although if I used my husband’s last name it would be Buttercup Banana. He’s Doofus Banana. I’m rambling. ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/12 "2000-05-13T04:15:51Z")
Gidget pizza…isn’t that illegal? Maybe THATS what I should “name my dog”. And you guys wanted “Chase”, and “Pudding”. HA! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/13 "2000-05-13T05:32:17Z")
Lumping Pizza checking in. ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/14 "2000-05-13T12:01:09Z")
Cheeseball Waffle… I think there’s to much fat in this… ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/15 "2000-05-13T12:06:50Z")
err…Stinky Toilet. Thats a little unfortunate. ---
**Author:** ![Yankee\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/7ea924/32.png) [@Yankee\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yankee_Blue)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/16 "2000-05-13T14:37:47Z")
Ugh – Dinky Toilet Geez, Sue where’d you come up with the chart and are you gonna pay for the therapy? ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/17 "2000-05-13T14:40:23Z")
Falafel Liver Eh, I’ve been called worse. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/18 "2000-05-13T15:04:54Z")
Loopy Waffle Hey Girlbysea I guess that makes us sisters 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/19 "2000-05-13T15:21:39Z")
Hi there! Buttercup Pizza, nice ta meetcha! If I’d hyphenated when I got married, I’d be Buttercup Liver-Pizza. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/20 "2000-05-13T20:05:56Z")
Gidget Waffle. I think I’ll get into programming right away. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382.md?page=2)