# Name Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 12, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382 "2000-05-12T22:21:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/21 "2000-05-13T20:36:06Z")

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Crusty Banana?

Ewww!!!

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**Author:** ![andyroo010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e5b9ba/32.png) [@andyroo010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyroo010)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/22 "2000-05-13T20:40:05Z")

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Stinky Hamster!!! Yeah!!! I better stay away from Wally I guess…

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/23 "2000-05-13T20:42:12Z")

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Loopy Waffle here also! Soon to change, but cant say what to…

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2000, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/24 "2000-05-13T20:56:56Z")

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Well aren’t I a lucky one… - **Pinky Potty**

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/25 "2000-05-14T07:31:19Z")

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Another Lumping Pizza here.

With my maiden name: Lumping Liver

Hyphenating my maiden and married names, of course, would give me: Lumping Liver-Pizza. Mmmmm…

Hubby is Snotty Pizza. That _really_ helps my diet.

If you split up my username into two parts, I would be: Crusty Toilet. _There’s_ a visual image…

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**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/26 "2000-05-14T07:39:06Z")

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Snotty Gizzard. I think I’ll start signing my checks with it.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/27 "2000-05-14T07:41:53Z")

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**Squeezit Lizard???**

Now why does that keep rining a bell for me…?

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**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/28 "2000-05-14T07:45:35Z")

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Buttercup - now that’s going good. But ugh, then we get Hamster. Of course, if we use the last name I’d like to have someday we’d have Buttercup Pickle, so maybe I’d just better stay single 😃

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/29 "2000-05-14T07:57:50Z")

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You can call me Lumping Lizard. Or with my user name, Gidget!

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/30 "2000-05-15T03:19:17Z")

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I’ll just start telling my dates to call me…Booger Girdle!

But here on the board, I’m Fluffy, which suits me just fine. 😃

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-game/19382/31 "2000-05-15T03:43:12Z")

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> **Squeezit Lizard???**
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> Now why does that keep rining a bell for me…?  
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Your former life as a porn star coming back to haunt you ? 🙂

If I combine real life with my user name I’m: Poopsie Monkey. It sounds like I’m an elderly jewish woman’s lap dog.

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