# Name me a Kids In The Hall Skit **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 26, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780 "2009-08-26T16:17:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/1 "2009-08-26T16:17:22Z")
I wanted to show this one to the wife while skipping around Youtube and looking at various stuff, but I can’t figure out what its name is. You’ve got one of the Kids (Foley, I think) as a woman getting married. It shows the happy couple leaving the church, confetti being thrown, and all that. Later, we see her sleeping in bed with the husband, and another woman crawls in on top of him. So, we see her getting married again, and the next cut is to her with the husband explaining that he has a twin brother and they’ve been wife swapping on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Getting married again, etc…ending with her groom getting gunned down by the mob as they leave the church. Eventually she marries a woman and is presumably happy ever after. Anyone? -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/2 "2009-08-26T16:23:48Z")
That might have been before they were naming the short films. I remember the sketch but I don’t think it had a title per se. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/3 "2009-08-26T16:41:51Z")
> [@Push\_You\_Down](#): > > That might have been before they were naming the short films. I remember the sketch but I don’t think it had a title per se. Well, that’s going to make it a little tougher to find on Youtube! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/4 "2009-08-26T16:53:09Z")
The Marriages looks like it. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dgl6a38Cv-k) I love me some kith ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/5 "2009-08-26T16:56:01Z")
DAMMIT **maladroit**! Three minutes – three lousy minutes! Well, at least I can provide [The Marriages](http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/three/marriages.html) transcript. ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/6 "2009-08-26T16:59:15Z")
I found the transcript first, gave me the title, made the youtube search easy 😃 One of my favorite kith skits is The Dinner Party, the tag line being “It’s just a line of coke”. Chicken Lady on the penny horse too. I miss that show. [http://www.ffwd.com/videos/1006867?ctid=23&cvid=258048&nextvideo](http://www.ffwd.com/videos/1006867?ctid=23&cvid=258048&nextvideo) ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/7 "2009-08-26T18:58:45Z")
I’m crushing your head! ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/8 "2009-08-26T19:07:13Z")
I still occasionally sing “These are the Daves I Know”. I happen to know a lot of Daves (though some of them are Davids). ---
**Author:** ![Fritz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c57346/32.png) [@Fritz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fritz)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/9 "2009-08-26T19:36:05Z")
The Chicken Lady episode when she visits her old house and we found out how she was [born](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ_IXZ0Bksg). “What have you done? WHAT have you DONE?” ---
**Author:** ![troub](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troub/32/14802_2.png) [@troub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/troub)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/10 "2009-08-26T19:51:01Z")
I think of “The Beard” every time I end up unshaven (I swear, it happens by itself…somehow I put off shaving until I end up with an itchy, obnoxious beard, but even then something…keeps me…from shaving it off). My wife hates the facial hair and asks me to shave it. I snap back “Shut it, ya old skank!” Only _most_ of this post is true. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/11 "2009-08-26T19:52:43Z")
“Beard stays, YOU go!” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/12 "2009-08-26T20:01:16Z")
A nice accompaniment to “The Marriages” is [“The Affair”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKc3LiLGKcg). ---
**Author:** ![Lunar\_Saltlick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/977dab/32.png) [@Lunar\_Saltlick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lunar_Saltlick)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/13 "2009-08-26T20:08:00Z")
> [@maladroit](#): > > …I miss that show… They still go out on the road and perform. And they’re currently filming _Death Comes to Town_, an 8-episode comedy drama. Don’t know when it’s supposed to air. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/14 "2009-08-26T21:46:50Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > I’m crushing your head! The best one was when the Crushing Your Head guy was locked in mortal combat with the Pinching Your Face guy. The head crusher got his face pinched and wound up in the hospital and physical therapy. ---
**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/15 "2009-08-26T21:48:34Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > The best one was when the Crushing Your Head guy was locked in mortal combat with the Pinching Your Face guy. > > The head crusher got his face pinched and wound up in the hospital and physical therapy. That’s one of my favourite scenes from any comedy ever. I actually have squashing/pinching (at a distance) battles with my GF and daughter sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/16 "2009-08-26T21:49:46Z")
There’s also The Absurd Sketch. “Does it hurt when I do . . . this?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/17 "2009-08-26T22:13:58Z")
There’s a current thread here that is eerily similar to my fave sketch: Girl Drink Drunk. How 'bout a chocolate choo choo? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/18 "2009-08-27T00:14:28Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > Eventually she marries a woman and is presumably happy ever after. Well, significantly, the woman has been a guest at all three of the previous weddings. Anyway, don’t overlook [Girl Drink Drunk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHfNwgYOM88). ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/19 "2009-08-27T01:19:33Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Well, significantly, the woman has been a guest at all three of the previous weddings. > > Anyway, don’t overlook [Girl Drink Drunk](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHfNwgYOM88). Link fixed. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1_H_sVNgvf4/hqdefault.jpg "Girl Drink Drunk") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_H_sVNgvf4) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/20 "2009-08-27T01:23:07Z")
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