# Name me a Kids In The Hall Skit **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 26, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780 "2009-08-26T16:17:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/41 "2009-08-30T13:16:04Z")
Never put salt in your eye. Never? Or always? Always put salt in your eye. Aaah! That was KitH, right? ---
**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/42 "2009-08-30T13:47:59Z")
You’re all wrong. [Old Friends](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amR0Wr2fIeE) is the best KITH skit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/43 "2009-08-30T15:39:15Z")
Whenever I’m on Facebook and see people desperately trying to be cutting edge with their ‘status’ or their ‘profile pictures’, I think of the one where they’re [making an answering machine message.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KH7nJns39c) ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2009, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/44 "2009-08-30T18:55:39Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > My favorite was the guy in court because he ate the passengers he shared a plane with > > after 20 minutes on the runway. That’s my favorite too! ---
**Author:** ![joolzwright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@joolzwright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joolzwright)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/45 "2020-02-01T16:16:11Z")
Here it is! It’s at the end right before the credits. Been looking for this for years. > [@Mahaloth](#): > > What was the name of that follow up show Lorne Michaels produced. It was like Kids in the Hall 2, with all new people in it. It was Canadian as well, by the way. > > The main skit I remember from that other show was: > > A guy is tied up while another guy has a hammer and chisel. He put the chisel/screwdriver up to the guys head, and turns on a record. It play the “pop goes the weasel song” and everytime the record gets to “POP…goes the weasel”, he pulls back to hit the screwdriver into the guys head, but the record keeps skipping there. > > Anyone remember this show and skit? ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/46 "2020-02-01T16:26:37Z")
Did you drop the ham in salt? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/47 "2020-02-01T16:28:42Z")
I want sausages! I want sausages! ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/48 "2020-02-01T18:59:27Z")
[Skoora the gentle shark](https://vimeo.com/281753779) was one of my faves. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/49 "2020-02-01T19:17:19Z")
The Biggest Crouton is my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/50 "2020-02-01T19:52:40Z")
“Gotta get back on the horse.” Don’t remember the skit name, but it involved kebabs. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/51 "2020-02-01T20:14:04Z")
Daddy drank for the government. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/52 "2020-02-01T21:55:00Z")
“Lopez!” I have no idea why, but that always cracked me up. ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780/53 "2020-02-02T03:02:42Z")
I always liked [Cause of Cancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQniAXJ-DmE) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/name-me-a-kids-in-the-hall-skit/507780.md?page=2)